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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Nothing, whats happening is happening and unfortunately were surrounded by bad news in the media

    Do you think ronan keating sing?

    ..sings? That would be broadening the definition of singing.

    Would they call anything a storm nowadays?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes. The present government, called storm bollox

    Do you dress up for Halloween? If so has what?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Yes. The present government, called storm bollox

    Do you dress up for Halloween? If so has what?

    Santa Claus.

    What breed of dog would you be?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dalmatian

    What's your favorite brand of dog food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Chinese takeaway

    Do ghosts exist


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Go out tonight and find out. I won't be responsible for your safety though.

    Where did you fly Ryan Air to last?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Last year. I prefer air lingus

    Does a lockdown really bother you


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Last year. I prefer air lingus

    Does a lockdown really bother you

    It cramps my style.

    Do you think Sean Connery will resht in peesh?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Where would James Bond go.

    Anything that you cannot order online or buy in bricks mortar shop at the moment because of the COVID?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Where would James Bond go.

    Anything that you cannot order online or buy in bricks mortar shop at the moment because of the COVID?

    Drugs.

    Are novelty ties appropriate dress in a professional work environment?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes, especially now, people need a laugh

    Are you a yes man


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fup off.

    Know anybody who lives as a social parasite?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes,

    Do you know anybody who constantly moans


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ffs.

    Where lasr did you use fake I'd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    When I was a teenager

    When was the last time you did something illegal


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Flying a camera drone in 2016.

    When did you have withdrawal symptoms last from drinks drugs porn etc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Flying a camera drone in 2016.

    When did you have withdrawal symptoms last from drinks drugs porn etc.

    I still get cravings for a smoke now and then.

    If you ring someone whose phone is engaged, are they supposed to ring you back or do you have to ring again?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They might have a landline and an old phone. I always assume the number could be private. So yeah, you ring again.

    Some tech from the 2000s you thought she|t


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Digital cameras from that era. Funny that Hewlett Packard don't market them anymore.

    Know anyone who is a complete fraud?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes, unfortunately more than a few

    Would you like a white xmas


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    no. neither would my elderly dad.

    ever get a full and contrite apology?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    once

    how was your week going


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Better than I thought

    If you HAD to sing a Karaoke song, which one do you choose?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Friggin in the riggin. Sex pistols

    Has a teenager did you commit antisocial behaviour


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not really forget to much ****

    The most outlandish request made to you by somebody else.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Not really forget to much ****

    The most outlandish request made to you by somebody else.

    Give me your last Rolo.

    Paint brushes or rollers?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rollers

    Cotton Wool or Facecloth (etc) ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Face cloth

    Good or bad deeds?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bad Deeds

    Towel or Blast


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Bad Deeds

    Towel or Blast

    I dont know what Blast is so I'll go mad and say Blast.

    What's you favourite type of diving?


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  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    From an Olympic platform maybe available on national aquatic Centre blanch

    Did you find any artistic caricature of you funny?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    From an Olympic platform maybe available on national aquatic Centre blanch

    Did you find any artistic caricature of you funny?

    Cruelly realistic.

    Are you picture IDs unmistakably you or is there room for doubt?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Unmistakably.

    The longest distance lost some object of yours was recovered baco to you successfully.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Unmistakably.

    The longest distance lost some object of yours was recovered baco to you successfully.

    I dropped my keys on the moon back in 69.
    Only got them back a few years after.

    Burn out or fade away?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    always better to burn out than fade away ;)

    whats you fave childhood memory


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lavinia wrote: »
    always better to burn out than fade away ;)

    whats you fave childhood memory

    Egg soldiers.

    Do you have any exercise equipment at home?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    if you count some weights and loop bands 'equipment' :D

    whats the best tv show you ever saw


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    NYPD Blue
    Episode where Sipowitz sons killer gets shot.

    How YOU would kill the most annoying hero in a movie like mission impossible series, Star wars.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    NYPD Blue
    Episode where Sipowitz sons killer gets shot.

    How YOU would kill the most annoying hero in a movie like mission impossible series, Star wars.

    Quickly, at the start of the movie.

    Have you ever chopped wood?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes

    Have you ever taken lsd, and did you hallucinate?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Yes

    Have you ever taken lsd, and did you hallucinate?

    Mushrooms, saw some weird shít maaaaan.

    Have you ever tamed a wild animal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes. but we got divorced

    Are you spontaneous?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Yes. but we got divorced

    Are you spontaneous?

    I've been thinking about this answer for some time.

    Are you going bald?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No. Flea landing strip.

    If you had to choose a sport, which sport would you choose to pay a sports tax if it was part of PAYE etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Naked blindfolded wrestling men v woman

    Do you think the above sport would be value for money


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Naked blindfolded wrestling men v woman

    Do you think the above sport would be value for money

    It would make the tv license worth paying.

    If Oasis only started out now, would they become as big?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes, their knobheads but very talented

    Oasis or blur


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oasis: see your camera violently smashed on the street by the lead!

    Musical instrument that you'd like to smash up. Pricier the better.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Oasis: see your camera violently smashed on the street by the lead!

    Musical instrument that you'd like to smash up. Pricier the better.

    Chris Martin's voicebox.

    Can you beat a wet Monday morning?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes, its a mind frame thing

    What's your favourite day of the week?


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