The Noccers Interview Thread

no. neither would my elderly dad.

ever get a full and contrite apology?

Lavinia

once

how was your week going

Better than I thought

If you HAD to sing a Karaoke song, which one do you choose?

Friggin in the riggin. Sex pistols

Has a teenager did you commit antisocial behaviour

Not really forget to much ****

The most outlandish request made to you by somebody else.

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Not really forget to much ****

The most outlandish request made to you by somebody else.

Give me your last Rolo.

Paint brushes or rollers?

Rollers

Cotton Wool or Facecloth (etc) ?

Face cloth

Good or bad deeds?

Bad Deeds

Towel or Blast

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Bad Deeds

Towel or Blast

I dont know what Blast is so I'll go mad and say Blast.

What's you favourite type of diving?

From an Olympic platform maybe available on national aquatic Centre blanch

Did you find any artistic caricature of you funny?

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From an Olympic platform maybe available on national aquatic Centre blanch

Did you find any artistic caricature of you funny?

Cruelly realistic.

Are you picture IDs unmistakably you or is there room for doubt?

Unmistakably.

The longest distance lost some object of yours was recovered baco to you successfully.

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Unmistakably.

The longest distance lost some object of yours was recovered baco to you successfully.

I dropped my keys on the moon back in 69.
Only got them back a few years after.

Burn out or fade away?

Lavinia

always better to burn out than fade away

whats you fave childhood memory

Lavinia wrote: »

always better to burn out than fade away

whats you fave childhood memory

Egg soldiers.

Do you have any exercise equipment at home?

Lavinia

if you count some weights and loop bands 'equipment'

whats the best tv show you ever saw

NYPD Blue
Episode where Sipowitz sons killer gets shot.

How YOU would kill the most annoying hero in a movie like mission impossible series, Star wars.

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NYPD Blue
Episode where Sipowitz sons killer gets shot.

How YOU would kill the most annoying hero in a movie like mission impossible series, Star wars.

Quickly, at the start of the movie.

Have you ever chopped wood?

Yes

Have you ever taken lsd, and did you hallucinate?

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Yes

Have you ever taken lsd, and did you hallucinate?

Mushrooms, saw some weird shít maaaaan.

Have you ever tamed a wild animal?

Yes. but we got divorced

Are you spontaneous?

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Yes. but we got divorced

Are you spontaneous?

I've been thinking about this answer for some time.

Are you going bald?

No. Flea landing strip.

If you had to choose a sport, which sport would you choose to pay a sports tax if it was part of PAYE etc.

Naked blindfolded wrestling men v woman

Do you think the above sport would be value for money

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Naked blindfolded wrestling men v woman

Do you think the above sport would be value for money

It would make the tv license worth paying.

If Oasis only started out now, would they become as big?

Yes, their knobheads but very talented

Oasis or blur

Oasis: see your camera violently smashed on the street by the lead!

Musical instrument that you'd like to smash up. Pricier the better.

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Oasis: see your camera violently smashed on the street by the lead!

Musical instrument that you'd like to smash up. Pricier the better.

Chris Martin's voicebox.

Can you beat a wet Monday morning?