Teach people how to use the crapper

CareBear · 09-10-2003 03:28PM

Ye cant be watchin me the whole time HA!

The_B_Man · 09-10-2003 03:46PM

im watchin u now

CareBear · 09-10-2003 03:48PM

Your sitting near me ye muppet!

The_B_Man · 09-10-2003 03:56PM

Originally posted by The_B_Man
im watchin u now

I AM WATCHING YOU NOW!!!!!

how am i meant to watch u f im not sittin near you!! duh!

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 04:15PM

ok ok relax there little ones, no need to get upset grab your bokki there and have a nap!!!

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 04:23PM

MAKE SURE AND WATCH THIS SPACE, STEVEK PROMISED ME A PIC OF THAT POOO THATS SITTIN IN HIS TOILET!!
Probably mr hanky stopped off for a while!!!!
(me was thinking, if one of those pornos with people crappin on each other(ask the b man he is in to all that/had a load of it on his zip last year) saw it they might pay you for it!!

The_B_Man · 09-10-2003 04:23PM

we're both watchim u now!!
hmmmmmmmm:ninja:

ps did u notice this thread and the beers thread has more views the the (less important) "Sticky: ***Charter*** Please Read" thread?

woodyg · 09-10-2003 04:28PM

Trust me the bog's in here are not that bad compared to 6 monacurragha. That place was a health hazard couldn't flush it for 3 months it had **** incrusted on it for christ sake. They had better conditions in a vietnam prison of war camp.

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 04:40PM

think we re better off just diggin a whole some where and lettin fly!!!
hey the b mans house is pretty dirty already???
the reason so many people reply is that we need to unwind from all that heavy thinkin durin the day, and wat better way than to talk bout poo!!

woodyg · 09-10-2003 04:45PM

We unwind by havin a log book in our toillet we write down our thoughts for the day as were relaxin havin a poo. A man's best ideas are conceived on the toillet.

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 04:48PM

thats just ****in brilliant!!!
bravo bravo!!
its the only time we dont have to listen to THEM but i was using the lavetory(speel) and one of the cleaning ladies and her you assistant had no problem in coming in to clean it!!
we re save no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

til tomorrow!!!

woodyg · 09-10-2003 04:51PM

The ignorance of some people comin in when your all at peace havin a poo. Its the most relaxin time of the day for most people.

CareBear · 09-10-2003 04:55PM

Originally posted by woodyg
Trust me the bog's in here are not that bad compared to 6 monacurragha. That place was a health hazard couldn't flush it for 3 months it had **** incrusted on it for christ sake. They had better conditions in a vietnam prison of war camp.

ok im going to look at a room in 6 monacurragh so i may ask to view the toilet first!

Don1 · 10-10-2003 11:43AM

This is really sh*t thread!

Pun intended!

CareBear · 10-10-2003 01:26PM

HA farlo don1 thinks your thread is sh*t! HAHAHAHA

woodyg · 10-10-2003 01:49PM

carebear stay well away from that room in monacurragha the place is a hole. It had its own ant hill in the hall never mind the toillets which where the worst ever . the electric shower didn't work the kitchen was a mess and the worst of it all is the neighbours. There's a couple that live in the carage thats converted in to a small apartment the walls are paper thin so they hear everything. there absolute arseh"oles as well rang the land lord about us so many times. Be warned it may be cheap but its a hole .

CareBear · 10-10-2003 01:53PM

your scary!

in a good way though

The_Goose · 10-10-2003 03:43PM

hey don1 you can kiss my *****ing a** you ****in *****!!! **ck my mother ****in **ck you sack of monkey *****!!!

CareBear · 10-10-2003 03:46PM

ok i can barely read that cause it has so many stars!

Don1 · 10-10-2003 03:49PM

:eek:

Present it Biaaatch!!!:horned:

The_Goose · 10-10-2003 04:08PM

i will present it!i ll present it so mush that all youll see for the next month is me presentin it!!! just to be sure was is it?????????????????????????????????????????????

Billy Turdhed · 14-10-2003 09:37PM

You rees still havn't to learned to use the crapper...
If she's a bit crusty... and yu have to go... insert a couple of cardboard sheets down the side...fire from a distance ..and the cardboard will take care of any "spread'.

Just change the cardboard every few weeks!

Whhhhats so difficult about that?

WT

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-10-2003 11:12AM

there is so much wrong with this (and with you) that I'm not even going to explain this closing..

Teach people how to use the crapper

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