Teach people how to use the crapper

The_Goose · 01-10-2003 12:47pm #1

what is the story wit the **** heads in this college!
i thought everyone realised wit not in school anymore!
they through bog everywhere smoke in the toilets and im nearly sure that was a bugger stuck to the wall!

do we need a new course Cw0pp:how not to piss on the toilet seat!!!!

//i'm sure the ladies is lovely??????

kegan5 · 01-10-2003 1:36pm

It's not too bad well apart from the over powering smell of a cheap air freshner that makes you gag when u walk in.

I suppose it beats bogers on walls though, maybe the ladies loo's have them, I've never actually looked for any!

K

The_B_Man · 01-10-2003 2:43pm

shut ur bitchin farlo and accept it like a man!

ps ur goin down, AutoBot!

Moonbeam · 01-10-2003 2:45pm

Did any of this happen before farlo joined the college?

Don1 · 01-10-2003 2:47pm

Yeah. Me suspects it's all a big smoke screen to cover up for his inadequate aim!!!

Redrocket · 01-10-2003 3:00pm

last year some ****er used to always fill the jacks up with bog roll and flush it. this caused it to block and over flow. ****ing retard

The_Goose · 01-10-2003 3:37pm

The evil decepticons will fall!!!!!

It wasnt me swear!(little grin)

seanos · 02-10-2003 9:15am

ah that wont be prob this year ...
since the college now supply toilet roll for students houses *cough*

The_B_Man · 02-10-2003 10:50am

Originally posted by Farlo
The evil decepticons will fall!!!!!

It wasnt me swear!(little grin)

This is what i think of u and your "Optimus Prime"!

The Real Slim Optimus

ps leave the toilets alone, what did they ever do to you?

The_Goose · 06-10-2003 1:31pm

bloody decepticons and yer fancy art work youll get your come up ins!!!! (shakin fist in air!!!!)

ShayK1 · 06-10-2003 1:35pm

The_B_Man "You are a very funny man!"

Redrocket · 06-10-2003 1:58pm

i dont think my crapper works proper.... i flush, and come back later and theres still poop there

The_Goose · 06-10-2003 3:29pm

someone else could be pooin in it and leaving it there, or maybe your diet produces floatin poo!!!!!!!!

CareBear · 06-10-2003 5:56pm

farlo trust you to start a thread like this!

The_B_Man · 06-10-2003 6:53pm

well hes from Laois!! what do you expect!!!

what county is Laois in anyway? :rolleyes:

CareBear · 06-10-2003 6:57pm

Duh! Ballykissangel!

tribble · 06-10-2003 7:03pm

Lads and Lassies - you should count yourselves lucky.

In the 3 years I spent in Kevin St. DIT I don't think the toilets were cleaned once.

I was lucky if I could make out the ultra right wing grafetti (sp?) through the blood, cum and ****e covered walls.

Disgusting place. Glad I left.

tribble

The_B_Man · 06-10-2003 7:06pm

Originally posted by CareBear
Duh! Ballykissangel!

no debbie, thats where ur from!!!

Billy Turdhed · 06-10-2003 7:09pm

Beats old Bill how you college kids can't use the crapper....
If a problem.. put the two feet on the pewter (seat up)... build up good manifold pressure and give her full throttle.
There may be some collateral but one flush shud see her into the Nore....Liberal wiping with the Carlow Nationalist shud take care of friendly fire...Easy peasy!

Wm O Turdhed

CareBear · 06-10-2003 7:15pm

shut up B hive! I'm not from there

TomTom · 06-10-2003 8:23pm

Originally posted by stevenk
i dont think my crapper works proper.... i flush, and come back later and theres still poop there

We had a case of the mystry floater in first year.
Last year i decided to stop robbing jacks paper from the college, its like light sand paper.

ShayK1 · 07-10-2003 8:28am

but its good for removing all those dead skin cells on your A$$!

The_Goose · 07-10-2003 1:19pm

bloody decepticons and carebears, we dont like your type around here! carebears, way to friendly, must be something up wit them!!!(like those child monster thinges from galaxy quest!!)

The_B_Man · 07-10-2003 1:30pm

i thought i told you to stop ur bitchin!!!

now leave, <french accent> or i shall taunt u a second time!</french accent>

Moonbeam · 07-10-2003 8:23pm

ours is broke:(

ShayK1 · 07-10-2003 9:58pm

oh i do love the Holy Grail even if i can't spell it.......??

"I dont wanna speak to you english types no more, i fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

Classic film hay!!!

Don1 · 08-10-2003 9:44am

"Now I shall empty the contents of my nose at you!"

CareBear · 08-10-2003 10:26am

Dont mean to burst your bubble farlo but YOU ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID.
We CareBears are here to bring sunshine to everyones like. Ok scrap that we just ****in rule!

:horned:

Stephen · 08-10-2003 10:47am

Transformers smell like piss anyway.

Moonbeam · 08-10-2003 11:07am

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/carebears.asp

The_Goose · 08-10-2003 11:12am

first of all care bears suck the big one!!! there old out dated and even when they were out no one liked them!!!!

second steven, you were probably playin with barbies and my little pony!!!!!!!!!!

thurd do you smell piss often?

4th ........... cant think of anything else!!!

i m watchin you care bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CareBear · 09-10-2003 2:28pm

Ye cant be watchin me the whole time HA!

The_B_Man · 09-10-2003 2:46pm

im watchin u now

CareBear · 09-10-2003 2:48pm

Your sitting near me ye muppet!

The_B_Man · 09-10-2003 2:56pm

Originally posted by The_B_Man
im watchin u now

I AM WATCHING YOU NOW!!!!!

how am i meant to watch u f im not sittin near you!! duh!

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 3:15pm

ok ok relax there little ones, no need to get upset grab your bokki there and have a nap!!!

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 3:23pm

MAKE SURE AND WATCH THIS SPACE, STEVEK PROMISED ME A PIC OF THAT POOO THATS SITTIN IN HIS TOILET!!
Probably mr hanky stopped off for a while!!!!
(me was thinking, if one of those pornos with people crappin on each other(ask the b man he is in to all that/had a load of it on his zip last year) saw it they might pay you for it!!

The_B_Man · 09-10-2003 3:23pm

we're both watchim u now!!
hmmmmmmmm:ninja:

ps did u notice this thread and the beers thread has more views the the (less important) "Sticky: ***Charter*** Please Read" thread?

woodyg · 09-10-2003 3:28pm

Trust me the bog's in here are not that bad compared to 6 monacurragha. That place was a health hazard couldn't flush it for 3 months it had **** incrusted on it for christ sake. They had better conditions in a vietnam prison of war camp.

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 3:40pm

think we re better off just diggin a whole some where and lettin fly!!!
hey the b mans house is pretty dirty already???
the reason so many people reply is that we need to unwind from all that heavy thinkin durin the day, and wat better way than to talk bout poo!!

woodyg · 09-10-2003 3:45pm

We unwind by havin a log book in our toillet we write down our thoughts for the day as were relaxin havin a poo. A man's best ideas are conceived on the toillet.

The_Goose · 09-10-2003 3:48pm

thats just ****in brilliant!!!
bravo bravo!!
its the only time we dont have to listen to THEM but i was using the lavetory(speel) and one of the cleaning ladies and her you assistant had no problem in coming in to clean it!!
we re save no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

til tomorrow!!!

woodyg · 09-10-2003 3:51pm

The ignorance of some people comin in when your all at peace havin a poo. Its the most relaxin time of the day for most people.

CareBear · 09-10-2003 3:55pm

Originally posted by woodyg
Trust me the bog's in here are not that bad compared to 6 monacurragha. That place was a health hazard couldn't flush it for 3 months it had **** incrusted on it for christ sake. They had better conditions in a vietnam prison of war camp.

ok im going to look at a room in 6 monacurragh so i may ask to view the toilet first!

Don1 · 10-10-2003 10:43am

This is really sh*t thread!

Pun intended!

CareBear · 10-10-2003 12:26pm

HA farlo don1 thinks your thread is sh*t! HAHAHAHA

woodyg · 10-10-2003 12:49pm

carebear stay well away from that room in monacurragha the place is a hole. It had its own ant hill in the hall never mind the toillets which where the worst ever . the electric shower didn't work the kitchen was a mess and the worst of it all is the neighbours. There's a couple that live in the carage thats converted in to a small apartment the walls are paper thin so they hear everything. there absolute arseh"oles as well rang the land lord about us so many times. Be warned it may be cheap but its a hole .

CareBear · 10-10-2003 12:53pm

your scary!

in a good way though

The_Goose · 10-10-2003 2:43pm

hey don1 you can kiss my *****ing a** you ****in *****!!! **ck my mother ****in **ck you sack of monkey *****!!!

CareBear · 10-10-2003 2:46pm

ok i can barely read that cause it has so many stars!

Don1 · 10-10-2003 2:49pm

:eek:

Present it Biaaatch!!!:horned:

Teach people how to use the crapper

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