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  • #2582
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    I thought you were winding me up, Brendan the well known political analyst :pac:


    You were not, he's on :eek:
    was he wearing that be shirt as part of his act


  • #2583
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    That's the first 45 minutes sorted tomorrow


    https://www.facebook.com/257558294273180/posts/4014109221951383/


  • #2584
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,006 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    De promo is more often a fishing rod dipped in the stream of listenership to try and land an unseen salmon coming up river dat will serve de show some knowledge so to speak.
    More often than not its just a few sprats when the line is drawn in or maybe the odd pike


  • #2585
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ShamNNspace wrote: »
    More often than not its just a few sprats when the line is drawn in or maybe the odd pike
    Deleted User wrote: »
    De promo is more often a fishing rod dipped in the stream of listenership to try and land an unseen salmon coming up river dat will serve de show some knowledge so to speak.

    Plenty of cod.

    Today's promo was just that. Pure clibkbait. Going on about "Leakgate" or whatever handle he put on it. He wouldn't/couldn't touch it with a bargepole. Too many loose cannons out there today.

    I suppose someone will be along soon to tell us that it's "Mostly angry middle aged white men"

    None of today's guests rang in between the promo and the show. We were promised the bus driver last week. The porn addict didn't just ring in. That was prepared and probably pre-recorded. I turned it off as I couldn't listen to that voice distorter while I was driving.

    As for Alan Hughes. FFS. I missed the very end but according to the thread it was good. Will have a listen in the morning.


  • #2586
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Just turned on playback and it seems the "porn addict" is getting another spin and so is Mark the brilliant brilliant brilliant bus driver.


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  • #2587
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    That's the first 45 minutes sorted tomorrow


    https://www.facebook.com/257558294273180/posts/4014109221951383/

    Aw she seemed an amazing woman for her age, it was a beautiful piece in fairness. Rip


  • #2588
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    The sprightly 100 year old year great-grandmother Margaret Lynch from Walkinstown, who featured on Liveline and de lockdown telly, has died. Joe will likely "dedicate" a good portion of tomorrow's show to her memory, asking the same questions over and over again, playing Sonny Knowles hits, pomes and endless clips of the lady, lovely as she was. But be prepared.

    She was only a girl her whole life ahead of her

    De covaa wurtled be terrible crutle


  • #2589
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    generalgerry wrote: »
    Once again people, Joe Duffy thinks that this is deserving of 300K from the taxpayers in a time of supposed COVID crisis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-c83sa6IYs


    This is probably the last step in everybody losing their f**king minds.

    Camper dan Derek Mooney's "byeeeeeeee" crossed with wan a Mr. Duffy's campest sign-off's so to speak as they say.


  • #2590
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Would you believe this... Brendan O'Caddle is a Member of the same club as ButtersSuki.

    Ah FFS. What is it? Go on, tell me.


  • #2591
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/rte-star-joe-duffy-looks-22948458


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  • #2592
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Will the researchers be drastically trying to contact an Irish bar in Vienna today or will RTE turn a blind eye to this story and instead we will have Siofra from Dalkey and Mickey from Doonbeg trying to persuade us to vote for Biden or Trump in todays election.


  • #2593
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Mr Duffy in de Irish Mirror and dat wrote:
    “When you’ve nothing to do, why not try something new?"

    Why not spend time doing some (better) research & pre-production for de Liveline? Feck knows you're paid well enough for it.


  • #2594
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Test For Echo wrote: »
    Why not spend time doing some (better) research & pre-production for de Liveline? Feck knows you're paid well enough for it.

    There is no pre-production on Liveline. Or very minimal. Like setting up the voice changer for John "I'm addicted to Prawns" or Delia who used to go by the name Dave.

    They never realise it's a bad line until they are on talking with Joe so they don't check that before hand. Nor remind people to turn off their radios.


  • #2595
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    alin huwes pays hiz taxes ....oh no he did'nt


  • #2596
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    panto Ranto
    5e fee an post
    dats it


  • #2597
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Maybe tuday:
    Pantos, circuses gone but pubs still here
    €5 fee being charged on An Post savings accounts

    The text number is "wash yer hands' apparently.


  • #2598
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Theatres getting millions of YOUR money. No pantos. (Ya wanna see what my auto correct suggested there)

    5e a month maintenance fee at An Post swallowed a woman's money


  • #2599
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    More today on his whining buddy Sammy
    A/C maintainence fees.

    Sounds riveting


  • #2600
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    this type of story used to be the bread and butter of lIveline...so to speak

    Two men sentenced after woman pressured to buy power tools

    https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2020/1103/1175675-thomas-odriscoll-patrick-odriscoll-court/

    these brothers have been busy:

    https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-30920065.html


  • #2601
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Unlikely to be on twodaze show, but here's wat Mr. Duffy promised so to speak as they say:

    Panto again - oh no it's not!
    Puns got money too so to speak.
    Poor panto can't go ahead because they ONLY got €300,000.
    Alan yewes was on yesterday - no mention of his lies yesterday or tax affairs so to speak.
    PANTO ROWS AGAIN!
    Mr. Duffy is doing the state some service by highlighting this story. I honestly haven't heard anyone talking about anything but this today.....:rolleyes:

    Wan woman baffled by payments taken out of her an post account. Woman lodged €200 in her account and now most of it is gone wit management fees - NO EXAGGERATION THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "WashYerHanz" is de text number as you know........:confused::confused::confused::confused:


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  • #2602
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,286 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Liveline. The voice of the common man, the ordinary man on the street, the small guy.

    Which is why today's show will be chock a block of Joe's celeb mates such as Sammy Sausage, Coco Duffy, Twink and assorted Billie Barry Kids will take calls from Joe to scab some more free money.


  • #2603
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Theatres getting millions of YOUR money. No pantos. (Ya wanna see what my auto correct suggested there)

    5e a month maintenance fee at An Post swallowed a woman's money

    Nothing about him or the other oxygen thieves being overpaid for doing eff all


  • #2604
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Will Mr. Duffy declare his conflict of interest wit de Alan Yewes story and dat he was one a financial beneficiary of de panto?

    giphy.gif


  • #2605
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Will Mr. Duffy declare his conflict of interest wit de Alan Yewes story and dat he was one a financial beneficiary of de panto?

    giphy.gif

    Did you know he literally brought the house down with that production?


  • #2606
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Theatres getting millions of YOUR money. No pantos. (Ya wanna see what my auto correct suggested there)

    5e a month maintenance fee at An Post swallowed a woman's money

    How much did the RTE orchestras get I wonder. For their essential wurkers


  • #2607
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,286 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    BPKS wrote: »
    How much did the RTE orchestras get I wonder. For their essential wurkers

    They are still performing live, albeit remotely. So I guess that they'll get nothing :)

    Incidentally the Symphony Orchestra will be no longer RTE employees come January.


  • #2608
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Losty Dublin wrote: »
    They are still performing live, albeit remotely. So I guess that they'll get nothing :)

    Incidentally the Symphony Orchestra will be no longer RTE employees come January.

    Thank God.....on the taxpayers tit for too long.....paid for a hobby....brilliant


  • #2609
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,331 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Losty Dublin wrote: »
    They are still performing live, albeit remotely. So I guess that they'll get nothing :)

    Incidentally the Symphony Orchestra will be no longer RTE employees come January.

    Oh so they are getting full pay for working remotely. Fair play to them - I wonder they get those essential worker permits for their cars?

    I assume if they are no longer RTE employees that some other semi state company will be responsible for employing them as they wouldn't get work/pay in the private sector.


  • #2610
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,286 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    BPKS wrote: »
    Oh so they are getting full pay for working remotely. Fair play to them - I wonder they get those essential worker permits for their cars?

    I assume if they are no longer RTE employees that some other semi state company will be responsible for employing them as they wouldn't get work/pay in the private sector.

    They're being taken on by the NCH. Can't speak for their cars, sorry, but I am sure that those cello's and trombones don't move around by Drone :)


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  • #2611
    Halenvaneddie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭Halenvaneddie


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Will Mr. Duffy declare his conflict of interest wit de Alan Yewes story and dat he was one a financial beneficiary of de panto?

    giphy.gif

    Sorry caller, that’s a bad line


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