Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) MOD WARNING IN OP

eisenberg1 · 02-11-2020 01:33PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

I just saw someone on Facebook refer to themselves as a "fully qualified juice therapist". What the fcuk and qualified by whom, exactly???

Probably in a relationship with a Sandwich Artist.

Antares35 · 02-11-2020 02:22PM

Was really looking forward to pizza for lunch but just managed to burn my tongue with that bástarding sneaky piece of cheese that seems ok but is always scalding underneath when you bite into it

It was the first slice too, so the rest is pointless now.

02-11-2020 02:26PM

^^^

I think the roofa da mouth does be worser for the pain an dat :pac:

ohnonotgmail · 02-11-2020 02:30PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Those who employ "do/does be" in a sentence.

you must really hate Frank Sinatra

02-11-2020 02:31PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Those who employ "do/does be" in a sentence.

:pac:

If ya had nae been in such a hurry you could of taken a swipe as them what do be utilising worser as well

eisenberg1 · 02-11-2020 02:37PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Those who employ "do/does be" in a sentence.

Do be, is ok in a sentence if said sentence includes the words “reggae” and “skins”

Gervais08 · 02-11-2020 02:41PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

you must really hate Frank Sinatra

Tea spat out there!!!

Gamer Bhoy 89 · 02-11-2020 02:41PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Woman posts on Facebook.
“What time does Lidl open at?”

You're doing it wrong.

It's "wa tym lidl openn at?", followed by "sent u a pm" from a friend who still has the French flag on her profile picture. Followed by an unrelated response saying "i tink its a desgrace der taping up cloths sayin der unessenshl. ridicules altgedr"

02-11-2020 02:43PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Do be, is ok in a sentence if said sentence includes the words “reggae” and “skins”

What a fool believes.

donegal_man · 02-11-2020 02:54PM

My sister's English in-laws getting on my nerves bigly today. One of them asked me some daft question about NI Unionists. I don't know, I'm a Prod from the Midlands not Belfast and my family would have been dedicated Fianna Fail voters so definitely not Unionists. My sister has been married to one of you for nearly 10 years now, how can you not know where we come from?

02-11-2020 02:57PM

TA dat I did hav to sine up to the googil krome for to be abel to wach tv on it and it is my TA coz i didint no how to make my presents less nown on the internet cuz i do'nt no fuk all about sinking and cookees nd wat ta aksep// mebbe i shud of not akseptd a lot of dem tings and stil be abel 2 get the tv an facebook wurkin koppasetik . wot u tink?

Mollyb60 · 02-11-2020 03:00PM

TA is my poor cat is back at the vets on an IV to get her rehydrated. Ongoing kidney issues and she just flat out stopped eating over the weekend which is a major red flag for kd. So the poor thing is back in pet jail to get a pick me up. Fingers crossed she bounces back.

Jenna James · 02-11-2020 03:19PM

Mollyb60 wrote: »

TA is my poor cat is back at the vets on an IV to get her rehydrated. Ongoing kidney issues and she just flat out stopped eating over the weekend which is a major red flag for kd. So the poor thing is back in pet jail to get a pick me up. Fingers crossed she bounces back.

Oh no

Sending many well wishes xxx

New Home · 02-11-2020 03:19PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Probably in a relationship with a Sandwich Artist.

"It's complicated"

Gamer Bhoy 89 wrote: »

You're doing it wrong.

It's "wa tym lidl openn at?", followed by "sent u a pm" from a friend who still has the French flag on her profile picture. Followed by an unrelated response saying "i tink its a desgrace der taping up cloths sayin der unessenshl. ridicules altgedr"

Telpis!

Americanisms · 02-11-2020 03:42PM

Really annoying on Tipping Point the amount of p*ss easy questions they have for 3 counters.

The latest easy one I saw was a geography question asking in what southern region of Spain are Seville, Granada and Malaga located, with options of Andalucia and then two regions that everyone knows are near France, the Basque region and Catalonia.

FFS

Dial Hard · 02-11-2020 04:26PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What a fool believes.

We've gone meta on the do be puns.

bonzodog2 · 02-11-2020 04:35PM

Dial Hard wrote: »

We've gone meta on the do be puns.

We haven't even got started on Socrates and Sartre

dubstarr · 02-11-2020 04:47PM

I was peeling prawns and had the bin beside me.

Dont put the prawns in the bin.
Dont put the prawns in the bin.

Of course i put the prawns in the bin and the shells back in the pot.Luckily i copped on after the 1st one.

Necro · 02-11-2020 04:54PM

Deleted User wrote: »

TA dat I did hav to sine up to the googil krome for to be abel to wach tv on it and it is my TA coz i didint no how to make my presents less nown on the internet cuz i do'nt no fuk all about sinking and cookees nd wat ta aksep// mebbe i shud of not akseptd a lot of dem tings and stil be abel 2 get the tv an facebook wurkin koppasetik . wot u tink?

Mod:

Enough of the text speak please.

Thanks.

Mollyb60 · 02-11-2020 04:56PM

When you're signing off an email and only realise after that you've typed your name as Nart instead of Mary. Rushing gets you nowhere. :rolleyes:

02-11-2020 04:57PM

Necro wrote: »

Mod:

Enough of the text speak please.

Thanks.

Sorry Necro

Tauriel · 02-11-2020 07:53PM

Not long after finishing work and have noticed an awful crick in my neck.

Jenna James · 02-11-2020 08:06PM

I can no longer sit comfortably on the couch since disc rupture in March :mad:

Deja Boo · 02-11-2020 08:18PM

^ oh Jenna - am so sorry! That's a TA of the terrible kind.

My ickle ta - waking from the dead (one of those deep sleep naps, where you wake wondering 'where am I? what century is this?') only to discover you're in 2020, the Land of Covid.

Rodney Bathgate · 02-11-2020 08:21PM

Mollyb60 wrote: »

When you're signing off an email and only realise after that you've typed your name as Nart instead of Mary. Rushing gets you nowhere. :rolleyes:

At least you didn’t misspell “Regards”.

Jenna James · 02-11-2020 08:34PM

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

At least you didn’t misspell “Regards”.

I've typed it but always caught it in time tg

Jenna James · 02-11-2020 08:35PM

Deja Boo wrote: »

^ oh Jenna - am so sorry! That's a TA of the terrible kind.

My ickle ta - waking from the dead (one of those deep sleep naps, where you wake wondering 'where am I? what century is this?') only to discover you're in 2020, the Land of Covid.

ah cheers

FishOnABike · 02-11-2020 09:30PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Those who employ "do/does be" in a sentence.

Perfectly cromulent Hiberno English habitual present tense. https://stancarey.wordpress.com/2015/03/13/do-be-doing-bes-habitual-aspect-in-irish-english/

HeyV · 02-11-2020 09:31PM

I don’t know why but EVERY fecking time I go to type ‘thanks’, 9 out of 10 times i somehow end up writing ‘thnaks’....

Deja Boo · 02-11-2020 09:36PM

HeyV wrote: »

I don’t know why but EVERY fecking time I go to type ‘thanks’, 9 out of 10 times i somehow end up writing ‘thnaks’....

understand - my fingers just cant seem to spell tomoro (I know how to spell tomorrow), but my keyboarding get confused every single time.

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