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  • #1772
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    And on the old CB channels in most areas.
    Some days it's a pain in the hole.

    Used to love de CB radio when I was younger. No mass on it though. Would love to have one in de house for nostalgia.


  • #1773
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,898 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It should be delivered by doves.
    Drones might be more fun...and hygienic


  • #1774
    bmorrissey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    Surely we can get God on line 3 for his input??


  • #1775
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    zell12 wrote: »
    This priest deserves an award!

    The golden cleric award.


  • #1776
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,725 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    This priest is ignoring Joe's interruptions!


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  • #1777
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,898 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Couldn't someone designed a Zoom Mass App. Buttons to indicate hands clasped in prayer, receiving of virtual communion (I'm sure God wouldn't have an issue transitioning himself via WiFi an dat under the circumstances) buttons for Amen etc.
    The raise hand button can be repurposed to allow a handshake


  • #1778
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    That was the problem father. The church was too physical


  • #1779
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Catholic Irelands dead and gone, it's with the tiger in its grave


  • #1780
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,218 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Surely we can get God on line 3 for his input??

    Terrible line, can't hear anything.


  • #1781
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,725 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    What kind of God allows a pandemic anyway?


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  • #1782
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It should be delivered by doves.

    Gloves.


  • #1783
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    The church is just worried after a few weeks of no mass that people will decide not to bother going back.


  • #1784
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,257 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    The black and tans didn't close the pubs or churches, this shower of crazies are a lot worse.


  • #1785
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Surely we can get God on line 3 for his input??

    Not with his Holier than though attitude.


  • #1786
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Test For Echo wrote: »
    Used to love de CB radio when I was younger. No mass on it though. Would love to have one in de house for nostalgia.


    It's picked up a lot during the Time of De Lockdowns. Auld guys up and down the land dragging out their rigs from the back of the garage and getting on the horn, Ten - Four, Rubber Duck.
    Actually, the auld CB lingo is noticeable by its absence, and thank feck for that.


  • #1787
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    golondrinas wrote: »
    Why can't religious zealots go and pray, practice their beliefs in a quiet space.
    Answer: Because religion is no good to these buddies unless they are shoving it down someone's throats. I know they can't go to mass. God would understand this?

    In a church...


  • #1788
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    1950s have broken through but at least Joe's getting told off by the priest. :D

    ****



  • #1789
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    bmorrissey wrote: »
    Surely we can get God on line 3 for his input??

    He probably hires a PR company these days!


  • #1790
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,222 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    new zoom button


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  • #1791
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,725 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Catholic Irelands dead and gone, it's with the tiger in its grave
    No it's not, did ye hear the one yesterday whinging about hotels and weddings and also if you get married it is tax beneficial


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  • #1792
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,218 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    What are you having for dinner?


  • #1793
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    He doesn't think Duffy is rude, are you f**king kidding me - is this the same guy that purportedly texts in to Ryan Tubridy telling him what a great lad he is?


  • #1794
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    The black and tans didn't close the pubs or churches, this shower of crazies are a lot worse.

    They did when they burned them.


  • #1795
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Callers sucking up to joe now. I absolutly refuse to believe that that is spontaneous


  • #1796
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    The level 3 was working, Tony Holohan wanted to return as Tony Big Balls.


  • #1797
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,725 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Fadder thought his dinner was more important after spending 50 minutes on Lahvlahn and hung up


  • #1798
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,552 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    It's a church, not Woodstock FFS.


  • #1799
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    golondrinas wrote: »
    Gloves.

    Doves with gloves.

    The sequel to Cows with Guns.

    "She was a speckled bird,
    Perched on the credenza,
    No-one suspected,
    She had avian influenza"


  • #1800
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,898 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    zell12 wrote: »
    No it's not, did ye hear the one yesterday whinging about hotels and weddings and also if you get married it is tax beneficial
    Do you honestly think you are going to see many of them at mass every Sunday? Nope sorry

    Getting married is tax beneficial....right but you don't have to go near a church for that...I didn't...and an increasing number of people don't.

    Being a church is also tax beneficial...


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  • #1801
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Deacon/Civil servant

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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