What Da F to get son for xmas?

Blowheads · 19-10-2020 08:56PM #1

11 years old, has Xbox, sports mad..
What's cool this year?
Daughter getting an electric scooter

Jaysus Christ. · 19-10-2020 09:36PM

Blowheads wrote: »

11 years old, has Xbox, sports mad..
What's cool this year?
Daughter getting an electric scooter

A book so he can learn Chinese.
So when they take over the country in 2025 he’ll have a useful advantage.

Charlie19 · 19-10-2020 09:39PM

Blowheads wrote: »

11 years old, has Xbox, sports mad..
What's cool this year?
Daughter getting an electric scooter

Maybe you could ask him.

Blowheads · 19-10-2020 10:05PM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Maybe you could ask him.

Never thought a that

punisher5112 · 19-10-2020 10:06PM

Blowheads wrote: »

11 years old, has Xbox, sports mad..
What's cool this year?
Daughter getting an electric scooter

E scooter still illegal to use in public, dangerous yokes too unless fitted with the big chunky tyres, she will getting feck all exercise too....

punisher5112 · 19-10-2020 10:07PM

A tent seems the latest craze in my estate, out front too in few houses

humberklog · 19-10-2020 10:17PM

A really decent pair of binoculars and a tripod.

A good pair of binoculars are handy even for star gazing and are much more practical than a telescope.

Edgware · 19-10-2020 10:44PM

humberklog wrote: »

A really decent pair of binoculars and a tripod.

A good pair of binoculars are handy even for star gazing and are much more practical than a telescope.

Very useful if living in an apartment complex

Montage of Feck · 19-10-2020 10:47PM

Jaysus Christ. wrote: »

A book so he can learn Chinese.
So when they take over the country in 2025 he’ll have a useful advantage.

Nah, surely it will be the Russians or possibly a new caliphate.

Feisar · 19-10-2020 10:48PM

Technic

Tom Mann Centuria · 19-10-2020 10:49PM

humberklog wrote: »

A really decent pair of binoculars and a tripod.

A good pair of binoculars are handy even for star gazing and are much more practical than a telescope.

Any suggestions? I did think about that idea for my 12 year old.

Vestiapx · 19-10-2020 10:50PM

He wants an Xbox 5

19-10-2020 10:52PM

a switch

humberklog · 19-10-2020 10:58PM

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

Any suggestions? I did think about that idea for my 12 year old.

No, but if you popped over to the Astronomy forum I'm sure you'd get good advice.

Xtrail14 · 19-10-2020 11:00PM

Should this be in the snow flake forum?

Pkiernan · 19-10-2020 11:05PM

If you're getting your daughter an e scooter, then logic dictates you get your son a scrambler bike or a piebald , or make him drink 6 pints of Guinness.

SineadSpears · 19-10-2020 11:24PM

Blowheads wrote: »

11 years old, has Xbox, sports mad..
What's cool this year?
Daughter getting an electric scooter

Gaming seems to be the big deal. Round here anyway.
Gaming chairs(office chairs), headsets with microphone, gamers stickers for the wall or bedroom door. Led strip lights for around the tv. Can get them on Wish.

Can't help with the sports, no interest in sports round here.

Potential-Monke · 19-10-2020 11:28PM

Xbox Series S. If you can get one. Or a Series X if you can afford it/get one. An Xbox Digital Gift Card is always welcome to a Xbox gamer. As mentioned above, a gaming chair of some sort if needed. Gamers are the easiest people to buy presents for, and unlike a lot of people we wholeheartedly welcome gift cards for gaming purchases.

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-10-2020 11:30PM

A puppy and a scrambler

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 19-10-2020 11:34PM

No one mentioned coke and/or hookers yet?

salamiii · 20-10-2020 12:33AM

buy him electric scooter.as well

rtron · 20-10-2020 12:35AM

Hover bike

smellyoldboot · 20-10-2020 12:36AM

Blowheads wrote: »

11 years old, has Xbox, sports mad..
What's cool this year?
Daughter getting an electric scooter

FIFA, PES, Madden etc.

Man with broke phone · 20-10-2020 12:36AM

What kind of son do you want. What kind of frie ds do you want him to have.

Get him a telescope and he can sell it for crack at 15 or you could just get him a Playstation 5 and he can have normal friends.

Try hard parents have drug addicts. Dont forget that. Teach him to be cool not a smackhead loser.

20-10-2020 12:41AM

Montage of Feck wrote: »

Nah, surely it will be the Russians or possibly a new caliphate.

I was given a Teach Yourself Russian book when I was twelve. Had the Cyrillic alphabet learned off by evening time and have never forgotten it since. Can read signs with ease etc in Bulgaria, Russia, Serbia, Montenegro, etc. Had the numerals mastered by Stevens' Day, and built myself enough vocabulary and verbs to shout for help when stuck in a broken lift in Ukraine 6 years later in 1979.

punisher5112 · 20-10-2020 01:23AM

Robovac

Sweeping brush and pan

Beanntraigheach · 20-10-2020 02:38AM

A bottle of 'Redbreast', aged 12 years, Irish whiskey.
A pipe and some good quality tobacco.
A Donegal tweed sportscoat.

Make a man out of him!

NSAman · 20-10-2020 03:25AM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

No one mentioned coke and/or hookers yet?

Been there done that!

11 year olds are far more mature nowadays

Deja Boo · 20-10-2020 03:34AM

A guitar (or other musical instrument).... If it's electric, skip the speakers and include a proper set of headphones for your sanity.

yoke · 20-10-2020 04:20AM

1956 Buick Centurion, or a butler.

Kylta · 20-10-2020 09:00AM

Jaysus Christ. wrote: »

A book so he can learn Chinese.
So when they take over the country in 2025 he’ll have a useful advantage.

No chance the chinese or russians or yanks will take over this country. It will be the Eskimos with their polar bear lackeys that will overun this country. Thats why we need to stop them at the pass. Oh the pass is the gap, but gap doesn't sound exciting unless your filling it. Remember folks the eskimos

What Da F to get son for xmas?

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