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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #8822
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only if you want too.

    Are you as pretty as your name?

    Bob is kinda cute isn't it?

    Is Jim the only tit in the Corrs?


  • #8823
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Jim is definitely the biggest tit on the corrs

    Did trump really have covid?


  • #8824
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    Jim is definitely the biggest tit on the corrs

    Did trump really have covid?

    He said he did and Donald wouldn't lie.

    Have you ever used a pipe cleaner for cleaning a pipe?


  • #8825
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No, but i've used sewer rods for cleaning sewers.

    Have you ever ran naked through a main thoroughfare?


  • #8826
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    No, but i've used sewer rods for cleaning sewers.

    Have you ever ran naked through a main thoroughfare?

    Only walked.

    Who is your favourite animated pig?


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  • #8827
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My ex wife, she was always animated

    Why is green, green?


  • #8828
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Kylta wrote: »
    My ex wife, she was always animated

    Why is green, green?

    Cos it's so good they named it twice.

    Do you think 'the green green grass of home' is a popular song in the arctic circle?


  • #8829
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No. Because its not whiter than white

    Why does santa live in the north pole insteadof the south pole


  • #8830
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Santa lives at the North Pole because the COMPASS points to the North. Actually within a 100 mile radius of the North Pole, the compass becomes inoperative.

    The last device / toy / tool / instrument / gadget you broke that belonged to somebody else.


  • #8831
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A job hand held computer device, I reversed over it in the work van ( will not declare whether it was dine purposely or not)

    Why do we have seasons?


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  • #8832
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To give some themes to musical authors like Vivaldi and Mozart.

    How many windup clocks and other devices did you have at most, windup toys etc.


  • #8833
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    To give some themes to musical authors like Vivaldi and Mozart.

    How many windup clocks and other devices did you have at most, windup toys etc.

    Not a notion so I'll just say a number - 17.

    What was the last thing you killed?


  • #8834
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A wasp


    Why is an anagram, an anagram?


  • #8835
    Lavinia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,121 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    Just because it is not anakilo

    would you say you hit on people often?


  • #8836
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No, only if the mood takes me.

    Do you like being you?


  • #8837
    Lavinia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,121 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    occasionally :)

    do you believe in luck?


  • #8838
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yes, would say im very lucky with the life I have through the good times and bad?

    Do you believe fate?


  • #8839
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yes. However unfair.

    What SKILL do you want to master next? playing musical instruments / computer language etc


  • #8840
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It was suppose to be a musical instrument, maybe tin whistle or bodran.

    Why does eamon ryan look like he hasn't a clue whats going on?


  • #8841
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Needs more sleep - anywhere will do

    What's the dumbest most feeble excuse you know
    somebody gave?


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  • #8842
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,334 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Needs more sleep - anywhere will do

    What's the dumbest most feeble excuse you know
    somebody gave?

    I didn't know the condom was split

    If Cannibis was legal, would you give it a go?


  • #8843
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I didn't know the condom was split

    If Cannibis was legal, would you give it a go?

    I think the legalities of it are neither here nor there.

    Why don't people have urinals at home?


  • #8844
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,334 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I think the legalities of it are neither here nor there.

    Why don't people have urinals at home?

    Because they would take up to much space in a normal home and your aim is better when not in a bar getting pi$$ed.

    When did you last see a sunrise?


  • #8845
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Many moons ago

    When was the last time you cried?


  • #8846
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,334 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kylta wrote: »
    Many moons ago

    When was the last time you cried?

    On an acid trip a few months ago. Big huge sobs and tears streaming.

    Are you allergic to anyone in your life at the moment?


  • #8847
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No

    Why do people panic buy?


  • #8848
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Follow their nature.

    Your last instinctual pleasure outside any kind of sex or masturbating?


  • #8849
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Yesterday, I won a few quid in the bookies on the football.

    Why are imbeciles, well imbeciles?


  • #8850
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Muppets and Muppetry

    What's your kind of "scooby snack"?


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  • #8851
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    None. Am allergic to doggy treats

    If you were to be executed. What would your last meal consist off?


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