The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Only if you want too.

Are you as pretty as your name?

Bob is kinda cute isn't it?

Is Jim the only tit in the Corrs?

Kylta

Jim is definitely the biggest tit on the corrs

Did trump really have covid?

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Jim is definitely the biggest tit on the corrs

Did trump really have covid?

He said he did and Donald wouldn't lie.

Have you ever used a pipe cleaner for cleaning a pipe?

Kylta

No, but i've used sewer rods for cleaning sewers.

Have you ever ran naked through a main thoroughfare?

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

No, but i've used sewer rods for cleaning sewers.

Have you ever ran naked through a main thoroughfare?

Only walked.

Who is your favourite animated pig?

Kylta

My ex wife, she was always animated

Why is green, green?

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

My ex wife, she was always animated

Why is green, green?

Cos it's so good they named it twice.

Do you think 'the green green grass of home' is a popular song in the arctic circle?

Kylta

No. Because its not whiter than white

Why does santa live in the north pole insteadof the south pole

Santa lives at the North Pole because the COMPASS points to the North. Actually within a 100 mile radius of the North Pole, the compass becomes inoperative.

The last device / toy / tool / instrument / gadget you broke that belonged to somebody else.

Kylta

A job hand held computer device, I reversed over it in the work van ( will not declare whether it was dine purposely or not)

Why do we have seasons?

To give some themes to musical authors like Vivaldi and Mozart.

How many windup clocks and other devices did you have at most, windup toys etc.

Bob Harris

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To give some themes to musical authors like Vivaldi and Mozart.

How many windup clocks and other devices did you have at most, windup toys etc.

Not a notion so I'll just say a number - 17.

What was the last thing you killed?

Kylta

A wasp


Why is an anagram, an anagram?

Lavinia

Just because it is not anakilo

would you say you hit on people often?

Kylta

No, only if the mood takes me.

Do you like being you?

Lavinia

occasionally

do you believe in luck?

Kylta

Yes, would say im very lucky with the life I have through the good times and bad?

Do you believe fate?

Yes. However unfair.

What SKILL do you want to master next? playing musical instruments / computer language etc

Kylta

It was suppose to be a musical instrument, maybe tin whistle or bodran.

Why does eamon ryan look like he hasn't a clue whats going on?

Needs more sleep - anywhere will do

What's the dumbest most feeble excuse you know
somebody gave?

[Deleted User]

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Needs more sleep - anywhere will do

What's the dumbest most feeble excuse you know
somebody gave?

I didn't know the condom was split

If Cannibis was legal, would you give it a go?

Bob Harris

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I didn't know the condom was split

If Cannibis was legal, would you give it a go?

I think the legalities of it are neither here nor there.

Why don't people have urinals at home?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

I think the legalities of it are neither here nor there.

Why don't people have urinals at home?

Because they would take up to much space in a normal home and your aim is better when not in a bar getting pi$$ed.

When did you last see a sunrise?

Kylta

Many moons ago

When was the last time you cried?

Kylta

Kylta wrote: »

Many moons ago

When was the last time you cried?

On an acid trip a few months ago. Big huge sobs and tears streaming.

Are you allergic to anyone in your life at the moment?

Kylta

No

Why do people panic buy?

Follow their nature.

Your last instinctual pleasure outside any kind of sex or masturbating?

Kylta

Yesterday, I won a few quid in the bookies on the football.

Why are imbeciles, well imbeciles?

Muppets and Muppetry

What's your kind of "scooby snack"?

Kylta

None. Am allergic to doggy treats

If you were to be executed. What would your last meal consist off?