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Worst/Best Radio Ads rerun edition!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭RadioRetro


    Hate those KFC ads with the Dublin girl. Is "stop the lights" a thing people say in Dublin? I've never heard it in my life.

    Maybe back in the 80s when the Irish mega gameshow was within living memory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,763 ✭✭✭Patrick2010


    When discussing a mortgage do you?
    a. Find a quiet room to ring from
    b. Ring while practicing yoga positions in your living room
    c. Ring while playing table tennis with your kid

    What genius thinks these ads up??

    Also the ongoing trend of using slowed up versions of classic songs, Message in a bottle the latest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    When discussing a mortgage do you?
    a. Find a quiet room to ring from
    b. Ring while practicing yoga positions in your living room
    c. Ring while playing table tennis with your kid

    What genius thinks these ads up??

    Also the ongoing trend of using slowed up versions of classic songs, Message in a bottle the latest.


    Particularly annoying Ads - the female one just shouts dopey blonde - can I still say that?


    The male one, since the first time I heard it, screams alpha male who even has to beat his one, probably accidental, 'dependant', judging by his age and her probable age. I maybe being harsh but I suspect he gave his partner a serious telling off/slapping for forgetting to take the pill on the occasion of the conception and thereby endangering his climb up the corporate ladder. Can't remember what the Ad is for. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,025 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Also the ongoing trend of using slowed up versions of classic songs, Message in a bottle the latest.

    Sung by females with respiratory difficulties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,763 ✭✭✭Patrick2010


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Particularly annoying Ads - the female one just shouts dopey blonde - can I still say that?



    You can but someone will give out to you :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭RINO87


    L1011 wrote: »
    Smyths UK copy ads.

    Most UK companies wouldn't use such a dissonant clanging UK VO in Ireland; but an Irish firm seems to think its fine!

    The kid even says "SmyFs" instead of Smyths....GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Does my head in and I'm reminded everytime I even think about buying my daughter anything, to not get it from them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Some health (?) product called Avoca Aquino Force....or at least that's what I hear. Why do companies persist with long winded nonsense scientific names for their offerings? Keep it simple if you want it to catch on to anybody outside of the half dozen people who go into health shops. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,140 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    It makes it sound less snake oil-y.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Flahavans one week challenge.

    Delicious creamy porridge.

    Thats surely an oxymoron.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    That dead, drone and monotone version of 'message in a bottle'.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    "Let's talk about leaky bladders"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Sung by females with respiratory difficulties.

    I call them house party versions of the songs - when some prick picks up a guitar at 3am and closes his eyes to act all "artistic" while murdering them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,788 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Eddie Hobbs is back.

    Langer.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,287 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    The god-awful GoMo ads....voiced as usual by some young wan in a faux-Yank accent.....just eff off please....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Particularly annoying Ads - the female one just shouts dopey blonde - can I still say that?


    The male one, since the first time I heard it, screams alpha male who even has to beat his one, probably accidental, 'dependant', judging by his age and her probable age. I maybe being harsh but I suspect he gave his partner a serious telling off/slapping for forgetting to take the pill on the occasion of the conception and thereby endangering his climb up the corporate ladder. Can't remember what the Ad is for. :D

    Nail on head! I can just see him grey, balding mid 40s , table tennis puts him out of poof. child sounds horrible too, narrssisstic, passive aggression, poor social skills all round in that family i would think. wife living a lonely life, gone some evening he comes home. Julia Roberts in sleeping with the enemy type.!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,025 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    The god-awful GoMo ads....voiced as usual by some young wan in a faux-Yank accent.....just eff off please....

    Weird mongel accent too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,025 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Eddie Hobbs is back.

    Langer.:mad:

    Disgraced "celebrity" accountant setting up his next con job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭chosen1


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    The god-awful GoMo ads....voiced as usual by some young wan in a faux-Yank accent.....just eff off please....

    Sounds to me like an African girl who has grown up in Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Disgraced "celebrity" accountant setting up his next con job.


    I thought it was the bould Eddie doing the "one in a million" Covid Ads but I was wrong. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭ford fiesta


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    I thought it was the bould Eddie doing the "one in a million" Covid Ads but I was wrong. :D

    sounds more like FRANC.. the wedding planner guy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    I thought it was the bould Eddie doing the "one in a million" Covid Ads but I was wrong. :D

    It's Ray Wingnut I think.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    chosen1 wrote: »
    Sounds to me like an African girl who has grown up in Ireland.

    That's what I heard as well, not a "faux yank" accent :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,763 ✭✭✭Patrick2010


    The Covid ad with the guy who says dose and de


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I mistakenly posted this in the tv forum a few weeks ago, when it fact it belonged here:

    I heard Darina Allen advertising Eir Broadband today. Considering that family’s history with the internet and computers I really would like to understand how anyone thought this was a good idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    i would think theres someone in rte or high echelons doing their best to keep the allens in clover , always seem to have a huge pull in rte going back to the 80s


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭Hector Mildew


    The noughty elephant man is back out of storage, again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    The noughty elephant man is back out of storage, again!


    It's a funny old Ad and I even feel sorry for poor old Rory as he explains that it's like a hotel for your goods and even politicians and radio stations avail of the service. Has his daughter (?) been dropped? She could never make up her mind whether she was advertising Elephant Self Storage or Elephant Storage. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    nought nought, nought nought!

    Even taxi companies use us! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,025 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    I notice that whenever Donegal is mentioned in the Covid ads, they get a wee girl with a Donegal lilt to do the voiceover for the Donegal bit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    yea and the other rest of ireland voice is generic dublin accent


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