Football Heeps! THE REVEAL

Necro · 13-09-2020 3:22pm #1

Kicking off at 7pm this eve, the reveal!

What is Heeps?

Heeps is a version of Sheep, but instead of trying to figure out the most popular answer, you need to wrack your brain and think... what could be the second most popular answer?

The most popular answer(s) to each question scores ZERO!!!

So make sure to tune in from 7 when we will see agony

But I WASN'T CRYING GUYS

And of course we will see jubilation and pandemonium in the stands

And at the end of it all we will see someone lifting the Heeps Trophy

ShaneU · 13-09-2020 3:55pm

Ted_YNWA · 13-09-2020 6:13pm

Instead of sliced oranges at half time, I am getting sliced lemons prepped for full time to go with all the bitter sore losers when I win.

Electric Nitwit · 13-09-2020 6:14pm

Necro · 13-09-2020 6:32pm

And our finalised player list below:

29 players:

aaronjennings
BuileBeag
Collie D
davetherave
DJIMI TRARORE
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
Electric Nitwit
HeidiHeidi
Piper Purring Geisha
Homer J. Fong
hurlingman97
irelandrover
Irish Aris
JohnGreenFan
Kolido
lassykk
MicksJaguar
mustang shelly
Necrina
quickbeam
Reberetta
Sawduck
ShaneU
Sheridan81
Strawberry Milkshake
Ted_YNWA
Trigger
wrestlemaniac
Zaph

Best of luck to all 29 players. See you at 7pm!!!

quickbeam · 13-09-2020 6:35pm

Electric Nitwit wrote: »

https://i.ibb.co/LNVGYfn/holloway.png

That's Mike Ehrmantraut??

Electric Nitwit · 13-09-2020 6:35pm

I picked Liverpool once for each time they've won the European Cup

I did the same for Arsenal

quickbeam · 13-09-2020 6:38pm

I was gonna Google to try and give myself some chance, but I would have had to for all 20 questions and that felt too much like hard work. So I entered and ended up Googlilng nothing. So my answers should ... interesting, considering how much I know about soccer. Last time I watched a game was USA 1994.

Collie D · 13-09-2020 6:50pm

quickbeam wrote: »

I was gonna Google to try and give myself some chance, but I would have had to for all 20 questions and that felt too much like hard work. So I entered and ended up Googlilng nothing. So my answers should ... interesting, considering how much I know about soccer. Last time I watched a game was USA 1994.

You missed Ireland’s six World Cup triumphs in a row after that.

quickbeam · 13-09-2020 6:55pm

Collie D wrote: »

You missed Ireland’s six World Cup triumphs in a row after that.

Considering how the country lost its head when we got to the quarters in 90, I think I might have heard if we won it since :P

Necro · 13-09-2020 6:56pm

As requested by some of the players on the sign up thread, the teams facing off against each other are:

Team 1:

ShaneU
Necrina
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
MicksJaguar
Kolido
mustang shelly
Reberetta
BuileBeag
Trigger
wrestlemaniac
HeidiHeidi
Electric Nitwit
JohnGreenFan
DJIMI TRARORE
Piper Purring Geisha

Team 2:
Irish Aris
Sawduck
lassykk
Sheridan81
hurlingman97
Strawberry Milkshake
Collie D
quickbeam
Ted_YNWA
irelandrover
aaronjennings
davetherave
Homer J. Fong
Zaph

15 players on team 1 so one of youse can swap at half time (question 11)

quickbeam · 13-09-2020 6:57pm

Sorry in advance, Team 2

Necro · 13-09-2020 6:58pm

BuileBeag and Homer on opposing teams.

That's absolute poetry

Ok folks are we ready? Question 1 on the way shortly!!

13-09-2020 6:59pm

You're not signing you're not singing

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooour not singing anymore

Necro · 13-09-2020 6:59pm

Just a reminder of the 20 questions:

Name a winner of the English Premier League since its inception
Name a Premier League top goalscorer
Name an English Champions League or European Cup Winner
Name a member of the English Premier League 'Big Six'
Name a club promoted to the English Premier League in the last 5 seasons
Name a club relegated from the English Premier League in the last 5 seasons
Name a League of Ireland club
Name a Republic of Ireland manager past or present
Name a player who captained the Republic of Ireland
Name an Irish (ROI) player who has played in the UEFA Champions League
Name a country that has won the FIFA World Cup
Name a World Cup golden boot winner
Name a club that has won La Liga (Spanish First Division)
Name a club that has won the Scottish Premier League (SPL)
Name a player who has won the Ballon D'Or
Name a club that has won a treble (three trophies in one season) at any stage
Name a player who has been transferred to another club for £80 million or more. (I will be using the sterling cost, not euro)
Name a club who has won the English FA Cup more than once
Name a player who has scored more than 50 goals for his country
Name a player who has scored more than 400 goals in his career

Trigger · 13-09-2020 7:02pm

Not confident at all

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:03pm

Question 1: Name a winner of the English Premier League since its inception

7 winners means 7 possible correct answers.

BUT

No incorrect answers in Heeps so you could have put Azerbaijan FC if you liked... not sure it would do too well though.

Some of the answers selected...

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AND

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:05pm

Question 1: Name a winner of the English Premier League since its inception

Chelsea is a (somewhat) surprising Sheep here - a sign of things to come perhaps?

United and Liverpool earn decent points for their respective selectors too.

Chelsea - 0
Collie D
davetherave
hurlingman97
irelandrover
quickbeam
Reberetta
Strawberry Milkshake
Zaph

Manchester United - 7
BuileBeag
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
HeidiHeidi
MicksJaguar
Sawduck
ShaneU
wrestlemaniac

Liverpool - 6
Electric Nitwit
Piper Purring Geisha
JohnGreenFan
Kolido
lassykk
Ted_YNWA

Arsenal - 4
Homer J. Fong
Irish Aris
mustang shelly
Necrina

Manchester City - 3
aaronjennings
Sheridan81
Trigger

ACES - 1:

leicester city - DJIMI TRARORE

aaronjennings · 13-09-2020 7:06pm

First and only time this season that United will get more points than Liverpool

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:07pm

Scores after question 1:

wrestlemaniac heads a 7 way tie after question 1. 8 players have no points which isn't too bad after question 1.

Player Score
wrestlemaniac 7
MicksJaguar 7
Sawduck 7
BuileBeag 7
HeidiHeidi 7
ShaneU 7
EEFGGFEDCCDEED 7
lassykk 6
JohnGreenFan 6
Electric Nitwit 6
Kolido 6
Piper Purring Geisha 6
Ted_YNWA 6
Homer J. Fong 4
Irish Aris 4
mustang shelly 4
Necrina 4
aaronjennings 3
Trigger 3
Sheridan81 3
DJIMI TRARORE 1
Strawberry Milkshake 0
Collie D 0
irelandrover 0
Reberetta 0
davetherave 0
quickbeam 0
Zaph 0
hurlingman97 0

13-09-2020 7:07pm

aaronjennings wrote: »

First and only time this season that United will get more points than Liverpool

13-09-2020 7:07pm

Woooo hoooo

Now everyone behind the ball for the next 19 questions keep it tight

quickbeam · 13-09-2020 7:07pm

Well, that's prety expected

13-09-2020 7:08pm

Most of our squad scored zero

davetherave · 13-09-2020 7:08pm

Whelp there it goes. Nil point to start

Electric Nitwit · 13-09-2020 7:08pm

Surprised Leicester aced too, thought that would take a good number

13-09-2020 7:09pm

Woooo! Team 1 FTW!!! Let's kick Team 2s (aka homers team) collective a$$es!!!!!

ShaneU · 13-09-2020 7:10pm

I voted Man United on every possible answer, what could go wrong?

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:10pm

Question 2: Name a Premier League top goalscorer

Much more variance to these answers. Some of my favourites below:

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AND

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:12pm

Question 2: Name a Premier League top goalscorer

Terry Henry that Irish scamp :P tops the pile this time with 9 people picking Arsenal's record goalscorer.

Alan Shearer bags some decent points for his 6 selectors, but the rest is a very very mixed bag.

Thierry Henry - 0
BuileBeag
davetherave
irelandrover
Irish Aris
lassykk
mustang shelly
Necrina
Reberetta
wrestlemaniac

Alan Shearer - 6
Kolido
quickbeam
ShaneU
Strawberry Milkshake
Ted_YNWA
Trigger

Harry Kane - 2
Homer J. Fong
Sheridan81

Jamie Vardy - 2
aaronjennings
Electric Nitwit

Cristiano Ronaldo - 2
MicksJaguar
Sawduck

Salah - 2
Piper Purring Geisha
hurlingman97

ACES - 1:

Luis Suarez - Collie D
Sadio Mane - JohnGreenFan
Didier Drogba - Zaph
Wayne Rooney - HeidiHeidi
kevin phillips - DJIMI TRARORE
Sergio Aguero - EEFGGFEDCCDEED

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:14pm

Scores after question 2:

3 people yet to get off the mark meanwhile ShaneU is our first clear leader, albeit by a single point.

Player Score
ShaneU 13
Kolido 12
Ted_YNWA 12
MicksJaguar 9
Sawduck 9
Trigger 9
Electric Nitwit 8
Piper Purring Geisha 8
HeidiHeidi 8
EEFGGFEDCCDEED 8
wrestlemaniac 7
JohnGreenFan 7
BuileBeag 7
Homer J. Fong 6
Strawberry Milkshake 6
lassykk 6
quickbeam 6
aaronjennings 5
Sheridan81 5
Irish Aris 4
mustang shelly 4
Necrina 4
hurlingman97 2
DJIMI TRARORE 2
Collie D 1
Zaph 1
irelandrover 0
Reberetta 0
davetherave 0

13-09-2020 7:14pm

I forgot what i answered which i really shouldnt as i only had about 5 answers :pac:

Electric Nitwit · 13-09-2020 7:15pm

ShaneU wrote: »

I voted Man United on every possible answer, what could go wrong?

Your soul could burn for all eternity

13-09-2020 7:15pm

Woohoo!

Collie D · 13-09-2020 7:16pm

Deserved zero for Monsieur Henry.

Given my poor start that may be the highlight of the evening.

ShaneU · 13-09-2020 7:17pm

davetherave · 13-09-2020 7:17pm

Can I say I didn't understand the rules and thought this was a sheep? :pac:

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:18pm

Question 3: Name an English Champions League or European Cup Winner

This question was interesting, we had one player take the 'English' part literally and another who is awarding phantom trophies...

No wrong answers in Heeps though!!

Few of the answers...

AND

13-09-2020 7:19pm

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:20pm

Question 3: Name an English Champions League or European Cup Winner

United was the WRONG answer to go for here, popular choice but Liverpool bag the points in this round.

Irish Aris and Kolido both ace along with DJIMI, but they have my repect

Manchester United - 0
BuileBeag
davetherave
irelandrover
MicksJaguar
Sawduck
ShaneU
Sheridan81
Trigger
wrestlemaniac

Liverpool - 8
Electric Nitwit
HeidiHeidi
Piper Purring Geisha
JohnGreenFan
lassykk
Necrina
quickbeam
Ted_YNWA

Chelsea - 6
aaronjennings
Collie D
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
hurlingman97
Reberetta
Strawberry Milkshake

Nottingham Forest - 3
Homer J. Fong
mustang shelly
Zaph

ACES - 1:

Arsenal :cool: - Irish Aris
Steven Gerard :cool: - Kolido
aston villa - DJIMI TRARORE

13-09-2020 7:21pm

13-09-2020 7:21pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:22pm

Scores after question 3:

As Shane stumbles, the Kop End rises as Ted takes the lead, closely followed by fellow Pool fans EN and Hello 2D. 4 points the lead so far.

Someone spare a thought for poor dave and irelandrover though :eek:

Player Score
Ted_YNWA 20
Electric Nitwit 16
Piper Purring Geisha 16
HeidiHeidi 16
JohnGreenFan 15
lassykk 14
quickbeam 14
EEFGGFEDCCDEED 14
Kolido 13
ShaneU 13
Strawberry Milkshake 12
Necrina 12
aaronjennings 11
Homer J. Fong 9
MicksJaguar 9
Sawduck 9
Trigger 9
hurlingman97 8
wrestlemaniac 7
Collie D 7
mustang shelly 7
BuileBeag 7
Reberetta 6
Irish Aris 5
Sheridan81 5
Zaph 4
DJIMI TRARORE 3
irelandrover 0
davetherave 0

Electric Nitwit · 13-09-2020 7:22pm

Necro wrote: »

Liverpool bag the points in this round

quickbeam · 13-09-2020 7:22pm

Two Heeps in a row. This is my highlight. I should go home now.

13-09-2020 7:23pm

Podolski to the left of me, Walcott to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle Giroud

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:24pm

Question 4: Name a member of the English Premier League 'Big Six'

5 answers given here... one of the big 6 ain't so big now!

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:26pm

Question 4: Name a member of the English Premier League 'Big Six'

But you know what, poor old Spurs give as many points as Liverpool and Chelsea who jointly SHEEP.

Meaning Arsenal swoop in and hand 5 points to the wise ones

Chelsea - 0
aaronjennings
EEFGGFEDCCDEED
HeidiHeidi
Homer J. Fong
mustang shelly
Sawduck
Strawberry Milkshake
Trigger

Liverpool - 0
DJIMI TRARORE
Electric Nitwit
Piper Purring Geisha
irelandrover
JohnGreenFan
lassykk
Necrina
Ted_YNWA

Arsenal - 5
davetherave
Irish Aris
quickbeam
Reberetta
Zaph

Manchester city - 5
BuileBeag
Collie D
hurlingman97
Kolido
Sheridan81

Manchester United - 3
MicksJaguar
ShaneU
wrestlemaniac

Electric Nitwit · 13-09-2020 7:27pm

Ah balls, my Liverpool wherever appropriate tactic fails me

13-09-2020 7:27pm

Me, ShaneU and Wrestlemaniac may have similar tactics

Necro · 13-09-2020 7:27pm

Scores after question 4:

davetherave is off the mark finally! Ted still leads the proceedings but quickbeam and Kolido are nibbling at his football boots, 1 and 2 points behind him respectively.... could this be a fairytale akin to Leicester for QB?

Player Score
Ted_YNWA 20
quickbeam 19
Kolido 18
Electric Nitwit 16
Piper Purring Geisha 16
HeidiHeidi 16
ShaneU 16
JohnGreenFan 15
lassykk 14
EEFGGFEDCCDEED 14
hurlingman97 13
Strawberry Milkshake 12
Collie D 12
MicksJaguar 12
BuileBeag 12
Necrina 12
Reberetta 11
aaronjennings 11
Irish Aris 10
wrestlemaniac 10
Sheridan81 10
Homer J. Fong 9
Sawduck 9
Trigger 9
Zaph 9
mustang shelly 7
davetherave 5
DJIMI TRARORE 3
irelandrover 0

Football Heeps! THE REVEAL

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