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BANGERNOMICS (sub2k) of the week/day Part 6

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,328 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Its a Rover Metro :D

    They’ve rebadged it you fool!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    Mad_Mike wrote: »
    As you know yourself, I used to be all over small cars like these too...
    That was until somebody pointed out the crash test on the Seicento. Just looked at the one on the Rover 100 now too, and that was NEWER than the Metro! All I can say is yikes! :eek:

    Everytime I see a metro pop up here i always think to the first time they released EuroNCAP videos back in the day and I will never forget the metro. I actually shudder when I see them. I shuddered when that post went up earlier!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    Mad_Mike wrote: »
    Bookmarked that one earlier. It's as good as they come in Bangernomics really. Taxed until end of May next year and with the Covid extension, it's NCT is until May also. Drive it until then and flog it on for as much as you can get ;)

    Just thinking the same thing myself actually.

    Perfect bangernomics


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭wotzgoingon


    Just thinking the same thing myself actually.

    Perfect bangernomics

    Some mad colour though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    It's a Carisma. They even looked stupid in silver and black.

    And that's pretty hard to do tbf to it and Mitsubishi.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    It's a Carisma. They even looked stupid in silver and black.

    And that's pretty hard to do tbf to it and Mitsubishi.

    When a car badge was ever inappropriate!!
    Should've been called a Mitsubishi Dull or Mitsubishi WishyWashy:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭kenmm


    My ma’s first car. I would!

    I would yer ma too :pac:


    Nah seriously, I was thinking the same thing.. could I buy this for a couple of hundred for nostalgia?
    It probably be **** tho, wouldn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭3d4life


    Mad_Mike wrote: »
    As you know yourself, I used to be all over small cars like these too...
    That was until somebody pointed out the crash test on the Seicento. Just looked at the one on the Rover 100 now too, and that was NEWER than the Metro! All I can say is yikes! :eek:





    What chance that the one for sale has a driver airbag ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭filbert the fox


    those dummies are brutal drivers - haven't seen one yet that didn't crash - and no tyre marks either!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭slipperyox


    Prior to air bag, procon 10 was an amazing system that still has a place


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭kenmm


    slipperyox wrote: »
    Prior to air bag, procon 10 was an amazing system that still has a place

    TIL - Thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    slipperyox wrote: »
    Prior to air bag, procon 10 was an amazing system that still has a place

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procon-ten

    Indeed. Fascinating stuff. Has it been completely superseded by airbags?

    kenmm wrote: »
    TIL - Thanks!

    TIL2 :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭kenmm



    Indeed. Fascinating stuff. Has it been completely superseded by airbags?

    I would assume that the Airbag technology has become so reliable and efficient that there is no need to add anything else here (I mean economies of scale etc as well). Combined with and the Procon 10 possibly bringing more limitations (in terms of cable routing and engine placement) it would probably have been completely superseded by now.

    But I am guessing here - I only read about it for the firs time an hour ago!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,328 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Just to be pedantic - it’s “procon-ten”

    The ‘ten’ meaning tension.


    Seatbelt pretensioners made the system obselete.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭kenmm


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Just to be pedantic - it’s “procon-ten”

    The ‘ten’ meaning tension.


    Seatbelt pretensioners made the system obselete.

    The cool kids use a 10 :D

    Nah cheers, both points make sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,855 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Procon-ten sounds like a strain of coronavirus these days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Just to be pedantic - it’s “procon-ten”

    The ‘ten’ meaning tension.


    Seatbelt pretensioners made the system obselete.

    I actually had assumed that they were also in the vehicles in question as well.

    Everyday's a school day on Motors.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 20,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sam Russell


    3d4life wrote: »



    What chance that the one for sale has a driver airbag ?

    In the crash video, the airbag was useless. The dummy was thrown past it and it offered no protection for the driver.

    The passenger had no airbag, but then, the crash was on the other side so it did not matter so much. :)

    I have decided these old cars are death traps in a crash - particularly if rust had weakened their structure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    Seicento had similar rating to BMW series 3 of that vintage.

    Iirc Renault was leading in the safety at that time, Volvo probably, too.

    The rest was mostly bad. Or really bad.

    Most bangeromics posted here will be more modern, but you still can't vouch for the safety system to be working correctly.

    Many people resetting airbag light etc. And even if there is no fault they are recommended to be checked every 10 years. I doubt there was a single check done on this item on any car.

    Seen few accidents where airbags didn't deploy at all on some shows.

    Best advice is not to crash into things ;)

    No matter how safe the car is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,049 ✭✭✭kaizersoze


    Jesus the camera angle showing the feet and pedals would make your teeth water........:eek::eek::eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭monster1


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/01-fiat-seciento/25823108

    ZmQyZTUzY2QwMjNkMzU5MDEzMDY5N2M2ZWVmNjVlNTirX3PL9wn0CN4AwRPcQktuaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNTU0MTA0NjZ8fHw2MDB4NjAwfHx8fHx8fHw=.jpeg

    NCT all the way til August 2021, tax til November, €350

    Hard to go wrong at that money.

    Badly stuck for a cheap runabout while work being done on my car.
    The no garuentee thing has me worried..
    Would it be worth the risk duke? Cheers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,855 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    What guarantee are you expecting from someone selling a €350 car? Make sure it starts, runs and stops right, steers straight, doesn't burn or leaks oil, doesn't over heat and isn't rusting. Have it checked over by someone who knows their way around cars failing that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    wonski wrote: »
    Seicento had similar rating to BMW series 3 of that vintage.

    Iirc Renault was leading in the safety at that time, Volvo probably, too.

    The rest was mostly bad. Or really bad.

    Most bangeromics posted here will be more modern, but you still can't vouch for the safety system to be working correctly.

    Many people resetting airbag light etc. And even if there is no fault they are recommended to be checked every 10 years. I doubt there was a single check done on this item on any car.

    Seen few accidents where airbags didn't deploy at all on some shows.

    Best advice is not to crash into things ;)

    No matter how safe the car is.

    The Laguna II was the first car to get a 5 star EuroNCAP rating. Renault focussed on safety as their USP at the time trying to take the mantle from Volvo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    And to add to the above make sure you can insure it.

    350 euro car if it drives, turns and stops that's it.

    Still would be good to get in on a ramp and make sure it isn't falling apart, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    In the crash video, the airbag was useless. The dummy was thrown past it and it offered no protection for the driver.

    The passenger had no airbag, but then, the crash was on the other side so it did not matter so much. :)

    I have decided these old cars are death traps in a crash - particularly if rust had weakened their structure.

    Older cars are indeed deathtraps.

    It's something I'm very conscious about as I delve into a resto on a couple I have over the next while.

    I'm seriously considering some safety augmentation when the body is stripped down bare. But what can or will be done I don't know.
    I've never seen much online about such things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭monster1


    wonski wrote: »
    And to add to the above make sure you can insure it.

    350 euro car if it drives, turns and stops that's it.

    Still would be good to get in on a ramp and make sure it isn't falling apart, though.

    Driving other cars policy still not effective for a car with valid taxx and test and not in your name?
    Sorry, haven't bought a car in about 9 years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    Older cars are indeed deathtraps.

    It's something I'm very conscious about as I delve into a resto on a couple I have over the next while.

    I'm seriously considering some safety augmentation when the body is stripped down bare. But what can or will be done I don't know.
    I've never seen much online about such things.

    Cars crashing into the walls are generally deathtraps.

    If you overthink it you are in a metal cage doing 120 km/h on a motorway, or you are 1m away from having a head on collision on a regional road every minute while driving to work with combined speed of 160km/h.

    Some drivers can have a heart attack or being drunk as ****.

    Let's enjoy the bangeromics for what they are and not what they become when hitting a stationary wall at speed, can we?

    Just a thought ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    monster1 wrote: »
    Driving other cars policy still not effective for a car with valid taxx and test and not in your name?
    Sorry, haven't bought a car in about 9 years

    If you buy it it's yours. So no longer other car. If they let you switch the policy to it that's fine.

    Check before you buy is what I meant. You can temporarily switch to another car normally, but some insurance companies like to complicate things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭monster1


    wonski wrote: »
    If you buy it it's yours. So no longer other car. If they let you switch the policy to it that's fine.

    Check before you buy is what I meant. You can temporarily switch to another car normally, but some insurance companies like to complicate things.

    Would be in a housemates name... Just a car to get to work a to b, 10km total. I was cycling, but I twisted my ankle yesterday 😂


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,679 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    monster1 wrote: »
    Would be in a housemates name... Just a car to get to work a to b, 10km total. I was cycling, but I twisted my ankle yesterday 😂

    Just switch the policy from the car being fixed to the one you buy rather than trying silly tricks.

    Leave the housemate alone, last thing he needs is being registered owner of a car he has nothing to do with;)


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