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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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  • #3062
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,728 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Wot???
    mr_fegelien wrote: »
    i-sexually-identify-as-a-measure-of-kilometers-per-second-42585679.png

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #3063
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,461 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    astrofluff wrote: »
    Wot???

    Kill myself??

    I am hoping the joke part is that the guys smile looks a bit pained


  • #3064
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,873 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    astrofluff wrote: »
    Wot???

    If you get up to 11.2 km/s you'll either burn up or escape the gravity of the planet and wander through space, as long as you can hold your breath.


  • #3065
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,728 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Nope, still don't get the jokey part. You're gonna have to spell it out to me.

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #3066
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    You only have to look at who posted it to understand its lack of funny and move on.


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  • #3067
    IrishZeus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    Reported it. Idiotic thing to post in general, never mind in a humour thread.


  • #3068
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    https://pics.me.me/its-a-conspiracy-make-a-meme-18726728.png

    How apt is it, that Nerdkiller posted that?! :D


  • #3069
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114342534&postcount=6009

    Have to admit it took me far too long to work that 1 out, it was almost "the straw that broke the camel's back" :D


  • #3070
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Didn't get it until you just said. Looked more horsey than camelly to me which caused confusion.


  • #3071
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    quickbeam wrote: »
    Didn't get it until you just said. Looked more horsey than camelly to me which caused confusion.

    The underpants, humps and clown threw me a lot.


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  • #3072
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I thought the straw had tried to suck the water out of his humps... :o

    And if that ^^^ sounds in any way duuurty to you, it's because you've a sick, filthy mind).


  • #3073
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,442 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    New Home wrote: »
    I thought the straw had tried to suck the water out of his humps... :o

    And if that ^^^ sounds in any way duuurty to you, it's because you've a sick, filthy mind).
    I've a vague memory of an ad where a camel unzipped its own hump to get a bottle of lemonade (a straw may have been involved too). Can't find anything from searching or even remember the brand, so I could have imagined it...


  • #3074
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,461 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Clareman wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114342534&postcount=6009

    Have to admit it took me far too long to work that 1 out, it was almost "the straw that broke the camel's back" :D

    Aaaaahh


  • #3075
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    I've a vague memory of an ad where a camel unzipped its own hump to get a bottle of lemonade (a straw may have been involved too). Can't find anything from searching or even remember the brand, so I could have imagined it...

    Closest I can think of
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou204dQbKwc


  • #3076
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    I've a vague recollection of a TK ad featuring a camel, but Google doesn't give anything.


  • #3077
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    It'd probably be a lot easier to find if there weren't so many stupid Camel cigarette ads!


  • #3078
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Orangina, perhaps? Or Tango?


  • #3079
    Ryath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭Ryath


    New Home wrote: »
    Orangina, perhaps? Or Tango?

    It's your fault my eyes have seen this! :eek:

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114350525&postcount=2530


  • #3080
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I didn't force you to click play, did I...

    I don't know if it's the Mandela effect, but I have a picture of that elusive camel ad in my head. I think it was a cartoon type of thing, set in front of the pyramids, and the camel was going to the left.


  • #3081
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    New Home wrote: »
    I didn't force you to click play, did I...

    I don't know if it's the Mandela effect, but I have a picture of that elusive camel ad in my head. I think it was a cartoon type of thing, set in front of the piramids, and the camel was going to the left.

    Yeah. I remember it being just a black outline drawing on a white background.


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  • #3082
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Sounds like "La Linea"... (although, who knows what episode!).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdienqTHMw


    ...or maybe not, this was a white line on a black background.


  • #3083
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114354844&postcount=9271

    Almost lost all my tea!
    Had to clean the keyboard after watching that. :D


  • #3084
    Three More Big Sleeps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Three More Big Sleeps


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    54fgp7oda6i51.jpg

    Not sure of the funneh. Delightfully, Ms. Johnson's offer to St. Andrews has been reinstated.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-53828077


  • #3085
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    Nitpicking, but.........
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=114383666&postcount=6059

    I do remember we used to call them Koala bears, but I thought that was beaten out of us all in the mid 90's?
    Or are they still called Koala bears in 'Merica?
    Or am I imagining it was/in a small minority that it was?


  • #3086
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,873 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    s1ippy wrote: »
    This is the best thing I've ever seen. Sounds like his life has become at least 20 times more interesting since he adopted a tropical pet he most definitely shouldn't have.

    Great crap graffiti:
    523833.jpg



    How did that Frankie Boyle one go ? He commented that Margaret Thatcher's mausoleum was actually well done.


    Even if the dance floor was a little small.


  • #3087
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Bootup wrote: »
    Uv8ahZ0.png
    Too busy making sandwiches.


  • #3088
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have a pet peeve of images posted in YLYL that are essentially a bunch of text.

    This one takes the biscuit though. A photo of a print out of a bunch of text. Somebody is taking the piss and I like it.


  • #3089
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,442 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I have a pet peeve of images posted in YLYL that are essentially a bunch of text.

    This one takes the biscuit though. A photo of a print out of a bunch of text. Somebody is taking the piss and I like it.
    How many layers would you like it to go? If someone took a screenshot of the post, tweeted it, and then embedded the tweet... you'd have a post with a tweet of a screenshot of a post of a photo of a print out of a bunch of text.


  • #3090
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    How many layers would you like it to go? If someone took a screenshot of the post, tweeted it, and then embedded the tweet... you'd have a post with a tweet of a screenshot of a post of a photo of a print out of a bunch of text.

    Ideally pictures of text would be banned altogether


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  • #3091
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Except that that was discussed before and they aren't.


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