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Why is my bellybutton fluff always black?

  • 22-06-2020 09:22PM
    #1
    Hairy Japanese BASTARDS!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭


    Regardless of whether my top is white or black.


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  • #2
    dzsfah2xoynme9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭dzsfah2xoynme9


    Because you're a hairy Japanese bastard...


  • #3
    Potential-Monke
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    Do you mainly wear dark pants/jeans?

    Also, when colours mix, they usually start going towards the grey/black end of the spectrum.


  • #4
    KungPao
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    Sounds like terminal cancer.

    Sorry dude.


  • #5
    Arghus
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    I'd ring the GP immediately OP.


  • #6
    PARlance
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    It's not from your top. It travels up from your jocks.


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  • #7
    touts
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    You keep track of the colour of your bellybutton fluff. Been a stimulating lockdown for you hasn't it.


  • #8
    con747
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    Alexander Famous Spaghetti wrote: »
    Because you're a hairy Japanese bastard...

    Who needs a bath:eek:

    Don't expect anything from life, just be grateful to be alive.

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  • #9
    macplaxton
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    Hairy Japanese BASTARDS! wrote: »
    Regardless of whether my top is white or black.

    Dr Karl knows. He won an Ig Nobel Prize for his research on it

    https://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/ignobel.htm


  • #10
    PsychoPete
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    It's your soul trying to escape


  • #11
    Victor
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    KungPao wrote: »
    Sounds like terminal cancer.
    Well, not terminal cancer, but ...

    A friend is in the Army Reserve. One day he was tasked with escorting some new recruits to the military hospital for their medical exams. One of them was called back in a second time by the doctor, only to be told he had a suspected cancerous growth on his bellybutton

    Of course, it was actually fluff, but the doctor was worried.


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  • #12
    Potential-Monke
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCEsVNv4XAk


  • #13
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Look again.

    It's very very very very very very dark blue.

    IIRC one if the ignoble prizes proved it was from the colour of clothing. Either that or you need to wash it more.


  • #14
    Kylta
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    Hairy Japanese BASTARDS! wrote: »
    Regardless of whether my top is white or black.

    It's climate change


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are you sure it isn't a dark, or grayish-blue? Mine is always gray-blue in colour.

    We must be wearing different underwear, very strange.


  • #16
    cj maxx
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Look again.

    It's very very very very very very dark blue.

    IIRC one if the ignoble prizes proved it was from the colour of clothing. Either that or you need to wash it more.

    Yeah , I thought Dr Karl proved it was always blue ! I listen to his pod casts and he's as mad as a brush


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
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    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    We must be wearing different underwear, very strange.

    Which is a good thing. Sharing underwear is not the best idea....


  • #18
    magic_murph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    #BlackFluffMatters


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