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It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

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  • #8942
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    TYFYS ewe


  • #8943
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A two week old baby walking along the strand.

    Was Einstein born in Northern Ireland?


  • #8944
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I like the way he brushed Joe off at the end. Joe style


  • #8945
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    70 years ago ..... Do you go back to the spot ?

    Yeah Joe, they are erecting a statue of me rescuing the baby , no doubt the liberals of 2045 will rip it down tho cos I voted against same sex marriage .... ya know wharimean Joe ?


  • #8946
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I got in touch with the nearest ambassador to help get me home from Namibia at start of pandemic, and he came up with the option of a KLM business class flight home (that I would pay for) which I would have been delighted with, except rest of group put pressure on me not to separate when the flights out of Namibia were fast closing down. The ambassador kept in touch all the time to ensure I got home.

    UKFO or Irish?

    And you were probably lucky to not go on KLM. I have horror stories involving KLM.


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  • #8947
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Hard luck joe,she's still alive


  • #8948
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe: How long was your mother in ICU?
    Caller:72 days today.
    Joe: And how is she now?

    Well shes still in f**king ICU so not brilliant!


  • #8949
    williestroker1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭williestroker1


    He's disappointed she's still alive. Well done caller and tell your muther I said well done for been in ICU.


  • #8950
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    She's there since the 11th of April Joe - which is coming up to 3 months now.


  • #8951
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Get on to Ross McWerther joe


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  • #8952
    Borderfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Ive a few xanax tablets but there out of date


  • #8953
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeez, a taste of Funky Froyda.


    Dis is brutal.


  • #8954
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Just when I thought I couldn't hate the Dubs more........................


  • #8955
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe: heres a funny Friday poem
    Me: Alexa, stop!


  • #8956
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Wonder duz Joe have a few spare Eye Pads lying around he could donate to the hosbidal.


  • #8957
    williestroker1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭williestroker1


    I'm posting my out of date iodine tablet as we speak.


  • #8958
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Borderfox wrote: »
    Ive a few xanax tablets but there out of date

    Where do you live?


  • #8959
    robertpatterson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 934 ✭✭✭robertpatterson


    A what buying streak did she say?????
    #Blackpantsmatter


  • #8960
    Borderfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Ray Darcy can go and jump


  • #8961
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,006 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Spread the money around there Joe shur there's plenty for everyone morryah


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  • #8962
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    BPKS wrote: »
    Just when I thought I couldn't hate the Dubs more........................

    She's a pain in the hole


  • #8963
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dub accent

    like a cheese grater to my ears


  • #8964
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Well Done Ray, well done


  • #8965
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    UKFO or Irish?

    And you were probably lucky to not go on KLM. I have horror stories involving KLM.

    Oirish. I’m well used to KLM, exact same as Air France in terms of pokey seats etc. However KLM look after you very well in Amsterdam if you miss a flight. In fact I thoroughly enjoyed my enforced stopover there in the nice hotel.


  • #8966
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,563 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    De buttons again.


  • #8967
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Farcy...GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTONS :)


  • #8968
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Borderfox wrote: »
    Ive a few xanax tablets but there out of date


    Got any Versatis?


  • #8969
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Ray at the controls in the newsroom.


  • #8970
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    williestroker1 wrote: »
    I'm posting my out of date iodine tablet as we speak.

    Serious question, do you still have them?


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  • #8971
    Borderfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    It wouldn't be RTE unless.they made a complete horlicks of something


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