It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

Joe's wondering which one of his large team let this lad through on a Friday

Odyssey 2005

How's the grub in Russia caller

BPKS

He's gay?

McDermotX

I love the fact I have a child.

Like an accessory, so to speak.

The Floyd p

If he's struggling this soon, the child raising portion will be be comical.

dvcireland

He's loves the Russian sausage

Atlantic Dawn

He might be gay but his money isn't.

williestroker1

OK I got it. A gay guy has a baby and wants to join ISIS so he can get a free flight to Ireland. Now lets get onto Penneys and the animals.

bottlebrush

McDermotX wrote: »

I love the fact I have a child.

Like an accessory, so to speak.

Saved up for 5 years

Odyssey 2005

BPKS wrote: »

He's gay?

No **** Sherlock

BPKS

150k for a child - even before the fcukers start bleeding you dry

Dan Jaman

McDermotX wrote: »

I love the fact I have a child.

Like an accessory, so to speak.

The auld broody instinct.
There will be times he'll regret his choice, in about 2030 to 2040.

Beechwoodspark

I bet he will get some brush off acknowledgement email from foreign affairs now and then


Silence


I know the feeling. They talk the talk about customer service etc but genuinely they are woeful and not surprising to hear they haven’t improved

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

He's gay?

Apparently...

Oh.. I don't want to say this, but going from "grooming" a 14 year old, to a single man buying a baby in Russia....

Atlantic Dawn

Whoy hasn't Joe asked him did he research any of the process needed to repatriate a new born baby obtained via surrogacy from Russia?

I'm late to this. But if this guy is English why is he talking to Joe?

If he’s so engrossed in Russia you’d think he’d learn de lingo. It’s not easy, but it’s a fun language all de same and especially good fun to speak and easy to hear the wurds spoken right from de outset.

not typing that...no

Odyssey 2005

You and your family left here years ago,and you're on the Irish radio complaining because we won't help you.
The BBC must have told you to fuk off. I wish Duffy would

bottlebrush

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Apparently...

Oh.. I don't want to say this, but going from "grooming" a 14 year old, to a single man buying a baby in Russia....

The Penney's story, if we get it will only be in the ahem, ha'Penney place

Del.Monte

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm late to this. But if this guy is English why is he talking to Joe?

Is not just a 'gay' accent? Did I just say that..:D

williestroker1

'I've never did the baby thing before. Baby boys are different than baby girls'. This guy is a looper.

dvcireland

Josef Duffski will have this sorted by 3pm

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Whoy hasn't Joe asked him did he research any of the process needed to repatriate a new born baby obtained via surrogacy from Russia?

I renewed my passport about a year ago, and I seem to remember a child under 3 months doesn't require a passport if you can prove maternity.

Atlantic Dawn

Sounds like advice that some drunk gives you down the pub on how to import a 1994 Lancia Delta from Manchester.

Odyssey 2005

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm late to this. But if this guy is English why is he talking to Joe?

He wants to be Irish. I suspect because of brexit

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dvcireland

Saved 30k a year

BPKS

Caller, I'd cut my losses at this stage and see if I could get 100k for the baby

Have to say, I think he's a selfish git having a kid on his own.

The only parent she has is me.

Poor kid.

A baby is not just like a rolex or a posh handbag.