Teach people how to use the crapper

The_Goose · 01-10-2003 01:47PM #1

what is the story wit the **** heads in this college!
i thought everyone realised wit not in school anymore!
they through bog everywhere smoke in the toilets and im nearly sure that was a bugger stuck to the wall!

do we need a new course Cw0pp:how not to piss on the toilet seat!!!!

//i'm sure the ladies is lovely??????

kegan5 · 01-10-2003 02:36PM

It's not too bad well apart from the over powering smell of a cheap air freshner that makes you gag when u walk in.

I suppose it beats bogers on walls though, maybe the ladies loo's have them, I've never actually looked for any!

K

The_B_Man · 01-10-2003 03:43PM

shut ur bitchin farlo and accept it like a man!

ps ur goin down, AutoBot!

Moonbeam · 01-10-2003 03:45PM

Did any of this happen before farlo joined the college?

Don1 · 01-10-2003 03:47PM

Yeah. Me suspects it's all a big smoke screen to cover up for his inadequate aim!!!

Redrocket · 01-10-2003 04:00PM

last year some ****er used to always fill the jacks up with bog roll and flush it. this caused it to block and over flow. ****ing retard

The_Goose · 01-10-2003 04:37PM

The evil decepticons will fall!!!!!

It wasnt me swear!(little grin)

seanos · 02-10-2003 10:15AM

ah that wont be prob this year ...
since the college now supply toilet roll for students houses *cough*

The_B_Man · 02-10-2003 11:50AM

Originally posted by Farlo
The evil decepticons will fall!!!!!

It wasnt me swear!(little grin)

This is what i think of u and your "Optimus Prime"!

The Real Slim Optimus

ps leave the toilets alone, what did they ever do to you?

The_Goose · 06-10-2003 02:31PM

bloody decepticons and yer fancy art work youll get your come up ins!!!! (shakin fist in air!!!!)

ShayK1 · 06-10-2003 02:35PM

The_B_Man "You are a very funny man!"

Redrocket · 06-10-2003 02:58PM

i dont think my crapper works proper.... i flush, and come back later and theres still poop there

The_Goose · 06-10-2003 04:29PM

someone else could be pooin in it and leaving it there, or maybe your diet produces floatin poo!!!!!!!!

CareBear · 06-10-2003 06:56PM

farlo trust you to start a thread like this!

The_B_Man · 06-10-2003 07:53PM

well hes from Laois!! what do you expect!!!

what county is Laois in anyway? :rolleyes:

CareBear · 06-10-2003 07:57PM

Duh! Ballykissangel!

tribble · 06-10-2003 08:03PM

Lads and Lassies - you should count yourselves lucky.

In the 3 years I spent in Kevin St. DIT I don't think the toilets were cleaned once.

I was lucky if I could make out the ultra right wing grafetti (sp?) through the blood, cum and ****e covered walls.

Disgusting place. Glad I left.

tribble

The_B_Man · 06-10-2003 08:06PM

Originally posted by CareBear
Duh! Ballykissangel!

no debbie, thats where ur from!!!

Billy Turdhed · 06-10-2003 08:09PM

Beats old Bill how you college kids can't use the crapper....
If a problem.. put the two feet on the pewter (seat up)... build up good manifold pressure and give her full throttle.
There may be some collateral but one flush shud see her into the Nore....Liberal wiping with the Carlow Nationalist shud take care of friendly fire...Easy peasy!

Wm O Turdhed

CareBear · 06-10-2003 08:15PM

shut up B hive! I'm not from there

TomTom · 06-10-2003 09:23PM

Originally posted by stevenk
i dont think my crapper works proper.... i flush, and come back later and theres still poop there

We had a case of the mystry floater in first year.
Last year i decided to stop robbing jacks paper from the college, its like light sand paper.

ShayK1 · 07-10-2003 09:28AM

but its good for removing all those dead skin cells on your A$$!

The_Goose · 07-10-2003 02:19PM

bloody decepticons and carebears, we dont like your type around here! carebears, way to friendly, must be something up wit them!!!(like those child monster thinges from galaxy quest!!)

The_B_Man · 07-10-2003 02:30PM

i thought i told you to stop ur bitchin!!!

now leave, <french accent> or i shall taunt u a second time!</french accent>

Moonbeam · 07-10-2003 09:23PM

ours is broke:(

ShayK1 · 07-10-2003 10:58PM

oh i do love the Holy Grail even if i can't spell it.......??

"I dont wanna speak to you english types no more, i fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"

Classic film hay!!!

Don1 · 08-10-2003 10:44AM

"Now I shall empty the contents of my nose at you!"

CareBear · 08-10-2003 11:26AM

Dont mean to burst your bubble farlo but YOU ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID.
We CareBears are here to bring sunshine to everyones like. Ok scrap that we just ****in rule!

:horned:

Stephen · 08-10-2003 11:47AM

Transformers smell like piss anyway.

Moonbeam · 08-10-2003 12:07PM

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/carebears.asp

The_Goose · 08-10-2003 12:12PM

first of all care bears suck the big one!!! there old out dated and even when they were out no one liked them!!!!

second steven, you were probably playin with barbies and my little pony!!!!!!!!!!

thurd do you smell piss often?

4th ........... cant think of anything else!!!

i m watchin you care bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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