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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I can't go shopping without crossing at least one county boundary.
    Load of bollocks.
    I'll still stick to it, if for no other reason than the further shops are a bleedin' pain in the arse with their queues.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    I can update my tinder search to 20km radius so.

    I’ve done everything within 5km.


    "Never shyt on your own doorstep."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I would have thought earlier opening hours would have meant less congestion in the shops?


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BPKS wrote: »
    I can drive for 2.5 hours and still be in the same county.

    Thanks Leo!

    Cark


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Will there be ‘staggered’ hours for the pubs?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy



    Interesting, I didnt know that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole Ole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,566 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    25 for funerals is ok, 50 would have been ideal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    BPKS wrote: »
    I can drive for 2.5 hours and still be in the same county.

    Thanks Leo!

    Yeah, the roads are in a bad way alright!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Personal responsibility.

    WTF.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Piss off with your quote you gob****e


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    What's the story with a few quid Leo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "He's off camera."

    That makes a lot of sense on the radio, you plank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,784 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Buzzkill Harris


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Yeah, the roads are in a bad way alright!


    We need somebody in to fix the roads!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Cark

    Sh1te car I’d say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Finishes off with a tweet character limit friendly poem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Leo has to yet discover the rest of ireland for the first time. That's not racist. Just that dubs like him have 0 interest in the rest of the country


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I pity my library colleagues, considering we have often found snot, piss, semen, sh1t, blood in the pages of the books, and on the shelves, and the fact that the libraries only get (at time of my retirement in 2017) cleaning a brief cleaning 3 times a week, since getting rid of full time staff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Ahh enough of these feicing blue Priests with their little poems and sonnets of Hope, turn it off Joe

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Sh1te car I’d say.

    Reversing all around the place


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Buzzkill Harris
    Really don't need another plamasing regurgiation from Harris.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Has this lad done his leaving cert yet or is he still waiting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Unfortunately the summer has been and gone, Simon!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,566 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Will Santa be allowed come this year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Sir Oxman wrote: »
    Finishes off with a tweet character limit friendly poem.

    He will have that little poem printed on a pair of socks for his next meeting with Justin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,242 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Oh, just before I sign off...

    If you need to arrange large gatherings, please make sure the word racism is in bold and clear text on any of your banners..

    Yours, Leo! The chief in command of the Benny Hill lockdown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    "Let me say this"

    "I promise you this"

    "I tell you this"

    Gway ta f**k you Addams Family butler

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Will Santa be allowed come this year?


    Dat racist aul bastid!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,989 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Will Santa be allowed come this year?
    He will. #santawillcome


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