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Tinder for Boreds

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    #212
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,379 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    What's a carpet burger?


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    #213
    St Tropez Betty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭St Tropez Betty


    Kylta wrote: »
    I find when the posts start to enter into the sex bit people go overboard a wee bit ( its ok i've done myself,) I wonder are the posters suffering with isolationism or frustration. So for all you I give you these. So you can sort them out yourself. BOX, FANNY, HARD-ON, WIDE-ON, GEARSTICK, PECKER, PISS FLAPS, MELONS, PUNANI, KNOB, PECKER, SAUSAGE WALLET, CAMEL TOE, GASH, SILENT FLUTE, GOLDEN FLUTE, CARPET BURGER, LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT, PUSSY, PUSSY LICKER, TITS, BANANA BASKET, GASH, BUSHWACKER, FUDGE PACKER, CU^TBUSTER, BEAVER, COCK, PRICK, DOGGY STYLE, COCK THERAPY, KNEE TREMBLER, BLOWJOB, SNATCH, ONE EYED MONSTER. The are loads more.

    Is that an alphabetical game?


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    #214
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What's a carpet burger?

    A hairy fanny, use your imagination, oh and a rug muncher is a person who ates pussy


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    #215
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,379 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Kylta wrote: »
    A hairy fanny, use your imagination, oh and a rug muncher is a person who ates pussy

    Oh I know what a rug muncher is. Just never heard of carpet burger before . Thanks for clarifying.


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    #216
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    St Tropez Betty wrote: »
    Is that an alphabetical game?

    It is if you want it to be, but its basically for the sad people who see the words knob or pussy and get all over excited


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    #217
    St Tropez Betty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭St Tropez Betty


    Kylta wrote: »
    It is if you want it to be, but its basically for the sad people who see the words knob or pussy and get all over excited

    Ill put them alphabetically so.

    It's not the words that get me over excited.


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    #218
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    St Tropez Betty wrote: »
    Ill put them alphabetically so.

    It's not the words that get me over excited.

    Am curious if you want to share, what gets you over excited. Please dont say a picture of simon harris face does


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    #219
    St Tropez Betty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭St Tropez Betty


    Kylta wrote: »
    Am curious if you want to share, what gets you over excited. Please dont say a picture of simon harris face does

    Busted.


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    #220
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    St Tropez Betty wrote: »
    Busted.

    Ive met some warped out people in my time but dont worry it could be worst. It could be a picture of donald trump or borris johnson


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    #221
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,375 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    This thread is the most lockdown thing I've read on here yet.


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    #222
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Arghus wrote: »
    This thread is the most lockdown thing I've read on here yet.

    Oh sad but true


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    #223
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Kylta wrote: »
    Oh sad but true

    In fairness if I was single during this I'd be fit to ride the harp off a ha'penny.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #224
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users Posts: 23,564 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    ...


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    #225
    misstearheus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    With social distancing now the norm is it time for boards to help single people connect with a dating forum? Obviously it'll be very chast but could lead to something horizontal or at least emotional eventually, when the vaccine arrives. I have no idea how it would be structured or moderated what with all the catfishing these days. Or is this just a terrible idea bought on by my own isolation?

    They have and there is!
    Get yere Ar$es over to FlirtTar!


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    #226
    misstearheus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Re Boards, would say there's a handful of Threads that are shmothered in $exual inyourendos, all over the Shop! No stop to it! And while there is zero problem with smuttiness - I just would wonder whether those peeps would be that smutty in-person in real life! Or if they're totally the opposite! Wouldn't consider myself prudish at all but it actually has kinda put me off Boards.

    <
    would be up for meeting decent sound Galway / Roscommon / Mayo Fella Late 30s to Early-40s, inside 20kms next week or after July, if anyone would like to meet a 40y.o. odd paranoid contrary fabulous Female?!?:pac::D:cool::P


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    #227
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    KiKi III wrote: »
    - write down three things every day you like about your appearance (I have really low self-esteem in this regard so some days this is hard but I find three things to write down even if I don’t fully mean them)

    Some would consider that an essential quality in any prospective partner.


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    #228
    KiKi III
    Registered Users Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    kowloon wrote: »
    Some would consider that an essential quality in any prospective partner.

    Doesn’t sound like an ideal partner.


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    #229
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    KiKi III wrote: »
    Doesn’t sound like an ideal partner.

    Having experienced both you deffo want to be with someone that knows their worth.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #230
    KiKi III
    Registered Users Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    Feisar wrote: »
    Having experienced both you deffo want to be with someone that knows their worth.

    Seeing as we’re talking about it I might as well give ye an update.

    I have a post-lockdown date set up with a STUD. I knew him over ten years ago and just matched him on Bumble recently.

    He’s genuinely very good looking and I’m a very normal, average looking girl (that’s the most honest appraisal I can give, I’m not trying to be harsh on myself here, there’s nothing *wrong* with me lookswise but no one is looking at me going “she’s gorgeous”)

    Aside from that he obviously pays an awful lot of attention to his hair/ clothes etc.. more than an average guy I would say. I’m very much a jeans-and-a-hoodie kinda girl day to day though I’d obviously make an effort for a date.

    Is this doomed?

    He seems keen. I think we both fancied each other way back when but I was with someone so nothing ever happened. Lots of banter though.

    He’s 40 (looks much younger) so maybe he’s looking for something beyond looks?


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    #231
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users Posts: 35,816 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Personality beats looks everyday. Personally I could never be with some ditzy scatterbrained Love Island type of girl, even though aesthetically they may look incredible, as soon as they start talking it's Game Over.
    Someone with depth and substance, that's what I like.


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    #232
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    BorneTobyWilde wrote: »
    Personality beats looks everyday. Personally I could never be with some ditzy scatterbrained Love Island type of girl, even though aesthetically they may look incredible, as soon as they start talking it's Game Over.
    Someone with depth and substance, that's what I like.

    Also integrity, common sense and a good laugh.

    Honestly these things are the most attractive things.


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    #233
    Homelander
    Registered Users Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭Homelander


    KiKi III wrote: »

    Aside from that he obviously pays an awful lot of attention to his hair/ clothes etc.. more than an average guy I would say. I’m very much a jeans-and-a-hoodie kinda girl day to day though I’d obviously make an effort for a date.

    Is this doomed?

    No. I'm a normal looking guy and I take pride in looking well but I'd take a hoodies and jeans women over the alternative 10 times out of 10.

    Go for it, see where it goes, but don't be pessimistic about it based on that.


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    #234
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,590 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Homelander wrote: »
    No. I'm a normal looking guy and I take pride in looking well but I'd take a hoodies and jeans women over the alternative 10 times out of 10.

    Go for it, see where it goes, but don't be pessimistic about it based on that.

    And keep us updated :)


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    #235
    KiKi III
    Registered Users Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    cj maxx wrote: »
    And keep us updated :)

    I’ll be back with an update in 6-8 weeks.


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    #236
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    BorneTobyWilde wrote: »
    Personality beats looks everyday. Personally I could never be with some ditzy scatterbrained Love Island type of girl, even though aesthetically they may look incredible, as soon as they start talking it's Game Over.
    Someone with depth and substance, that's what I like.

    These things aren't always mutually exclusive, myself being a shining example of said awesomeness!

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #237
    [Deleted User]
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    If ILoveYourVibes is single I'd definitely bring her to me cousin's wedding.


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    #238
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    KiKi III wrote: »
    Seeing as we’re talking about it I might as well give ye an update.

    I have a post-lockdown date set up with a STUD. I knew him over ten years ago and just matched him on Bumble recently.

    He’s genuinely very good looking and I’m a very normal, average looking girl (that’s the most honest appraisal I can give, I’m not trying to be harsh on myself here, there’s nothing *wrong* with me lookswise but no one is looking at me going “she’s gorgeous”)

    Aside from that he obviously pays an awful lot of attention to his hair/ clothes etc.. more than an average guy I would say. I’m very much a jeans-and-a-hoodie kinda girl day to day though I’d obviously make an effort for a date.

    Is this doomed?

    He seems keen. I think we both fancied each other way back when but I was with someone so nothing ever happened. Lots of banter though.

    He’s 40 (looks much younger) so maybe he’s looking for something beyond looks?

    From what I've experienced a bit of makeup and a bad ass attitude turns average into awesome. Half of these things is self confidence and the way one carries oneself.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #239
    Risingshadoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Risingshadoo


    KiKi III wrote: »
    Seeing as we’re talking about it I might as well give ye an update.

    I have a post-lockdown date set up with a STUD. I knew him over ten years ago and just matched him on Bumble recently.

    He’s genuinely very good looking and I’m a very normal, average looking girl (that’s the most honest appraisal I can give, I’m not trying to be harsh on myself here, there’s nothing *wrong* with me lookswise but no one is looking at me going “she’s gorgeous”)

    Aside from that he obviously pays an awful lot of attention to his hair/ clothes etc.. more than an average guy I would say. I’m very much a jeans-and-a-hoodie kinda girl day to day though I’d obviously make an effort for a date.

    Is this doomed?

    He seems keen. I think we both fancied each other way back when but I was with someone so nothing ever happened. Lots of banter though.

    He’s 40 (looks much younger) so maybe he’s looking for something beyond looks?

    Talk about blowing your own trumpet.


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    #240
    KiKi III
    Registered Users Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    Risingshadoo wrote: »
    Talk about blowing your own trumpet.

    You think me talking about being nervous about a date because he’s much better looking and better dressed than I am is big headed?


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    #241
    SCOOP 64
    Registered Users Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Risingshadoo wrote: »
    Talk about blowing your own trumpet.
    The opposite


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