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And the winner of dreamer of the year is... Part 2!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭at9qu5vp0wcix7


    bcklschaps wrote: »
    If I look into my crystal ball.... I think ICE powered cars will be dinosaurs in 30 (or even 20) years time. Soo wouldn't be squirreling them away hoping to make a fortune in the future.

    Pollution laws in the future will make them virtually un-usable ....and too many complicated moving parts etc. as well wil make them hideaously expensive to maintain

    Even in 10 years time ... this particular car won't be worth any more than it is today. Because its a basic spec car (grey cloth interor...seriously !!!) with the mid range engine (2.5 6 pot is better than the piss poor 1.6/1.8 ...but needs to be the 2.8 or 3.2 M3).

    Only the absolute top spec of mass produced cars are ever collectible.

    This seller realises this car is probably worth about as much today as its ever going to be worth and hence is wisely looking to offload it.
    I agree with a lot of what you're saying, but a certain showroom will get a fancy valet on this, write a blurb about flog it for big money!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    I agree with a lot of what you're saying, but a certain showroom will get a fancy valet on this, write a blurb about flog it for big money!

    That car is screaming out to be parked on some sandy coloured gravel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,188 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Kilboor wrote: »
    I like the little detail about the man not being married


    That's probably why he spec'd it in limited edition cloth seats :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,033 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    bcklschaps wrote: »
    If I look into my crystal ball.... I think ICE powered cars will be dinosaurs in 30 (or even 20) years time. Soo wouldn't be squirreling them away hoping to make a fortune in the future.

    Pollution laws in the future will make them virtually un-usable ....and too many complicated moving parts etc. as well wil make them hideaously expensive to maintain

    Even in 10 years time ... this particular car won't be worth any more than it is today. Because its a basic spec car (grey cloth interor...seriously !!!) with the mid range engine (2.5 6 pot is better than the piss poor 1.6/1.8 ...but needs to be the 2.8 or 3.2 M3).

    Only the absolute top spec of mass produced cars are ever collectible.

    This seller realises this car is probably worth about as much today as its ever going to be worth and hence is wisely looking to offload it.

    Or the absolute bottom of the range complete bog spec that no one loved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,546 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    I would theorize that this car was traded into an Irish dealer by its now Irish resident uk owner on its uk plates, it was offloaded to the trade for small money, and now is being chanced for big money.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭bcklschaps


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    I would theorize that this car was traded into an Irish dealer by its now Irish resident uk owner on its uk plates, it was offloaded to the trade for small money, and now is being chanced for big money.

    Absolutely.... or maybe it was inherited from an English uncle or something. This dreamer seen ££££ signs.....

    Rude awakening in store methinks.

    Whats the VRT + nOx ? about €1500 or something ?? with another €1400 road tax per annum.

    I'd say he'll get offers of about €1000. (Which is roundabout exactly what its cost him soo far, I'd guess).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭California Dreamer


    16 years old and €10k

    This has to be dreamer money.

    https://www.donedeal.ie/view/22291991


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭hoodie6029


    If it had only done 13,000km it still wouldn't be worth €10k

    This is water. Inspiring speech by David Foster Wallace https://youtu.be/DCbGM4mqEVw?si=GS5uDvegp6Er1EOG



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,644 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/land-rover-freelander/24723792

    I don't know where to start with this advert. ��


    maybe with the line

    "Anyone sending a message is a time waster if you can't afford the call you can't afford the jeep and your sad��"

    The only sad thing in this ad is this GUY for not washing his jeep and maybe moving it from beside the wall where its clearly been (abandonded) parked for a long time ... before putting it up on DD....

    I can understand why he doesn't want to spend money on tyres or fixing the engine ... but seriously !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,648 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/land-rover-freelander/24723792

    I don't know where to start with this advert. ��


    maybe with the line

    "Anyone sending a message is a time waster if you can't afford the call you can't afford the jeep and your sad��"

    The only sad thing in this ad is this GUY for not washing his jeep and maybe moving it from beside the wall where its clearly been I]abandonded[/I parked for a long time ... before putting it up on DD....

    I can understand why he doesn't want to spend money on tyres or fixing the engine ... but seriously !!!

    The picture where his finger covers approximately 1/3 of the screen is the best.


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  • Posts: 7,497 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Quazzie wrote: »
    The picture where his finger covers approximately 1/3 of the screen is the best.

    All of them :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,832 ✭✭✭dmc17


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/land-rover-freelander/24723792

    I don't know where to start with this advert. ��


    maybe with the line

    "Anyone sending a message is a time waster if you can't afford the call you can't afford the jeep and your sad��"

    The only sad thing in this ad is this GUY for not washing his jeep and maybe moving it from beside the wall where its clearly been I]abandonded[/I parked for a long time ... before putting it up on DD....

    I can understand why he doesn't want to spend money on tyres or fixing the engine ... but seriously !!!

    Running fine very smokey

    Sounds good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    Those tyres are balder than a strippers moneymaker. Jaysus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,928 ✭✭✭Beta Ray Bill


    dmc17 wrote: »
    Sounds good

    Running fine very smokey possibly injector needs changing

    Aren't the Injectors about €150/200 a shot on them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Running fine very smokey possibly injector needs changing

    Aren't the Injectors about €150/200 a shot on them?


    The whole thing reads more like some kind of elaborate riddle than an Ad.

    Each line perfectly contradicts the last: "high spec - half leather", "everything working - window not working"...


    Even the photo of it mud-splattered by a country shed - "never farmed".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,102 ✭✭✭johndaman66



    "Anyone sending a message is a time waster if you can't afford the call you can't afford the jeep and your sad��"
    That's a horrendous comment to put in an ad and most especially as an opening comment. I appreciate there are a lot of toolboxes on Donedeal but the likes of that won't weed them out either.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 20,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sam Russell


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/land-rover-freelander/24723792

    maybe with the line

    "Anyone sending a message is a time waster if you can't afford the call you can't afford the jeep and your sad��"

    That's a horrendous comment to put in an ad and most especially as an opening comment. I appreciate there are a lot of toolboxes on Donedeal but the likes of that won't weed them out either.

    And this for a €800 dirty old banger with smoke pouring out of it and needing quite a lot of work to pass an NCT if it ever could.

    Who does the advertiser think is in the market for such a shed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    And this for a €800 dirty old banger with smoke pouring out of it and needing quite a lot of work to pass an NCT if it ever could.

    Who does the advertiser think is in the market for such a shed.

    Great for the dogs, one can drop the rear window....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,546 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Imagine how long whatever they took that in against was in stock!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,450 ✭✭✭CharlieCroker


    I was fully expecting that X5 to be manual. Everything else is wrong about it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sexual Chocolate


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2008-bmw-320d-msport-new-nct-/23862162

    Not a major dreamer but the mileage and price don't reflect on each other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,546 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Change of ownership not even a month ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭dubbrin


    Tow eye screw cover in the bumper missing too....

    Fair play to Mike for observing social distancing and not going near it for an interior shot as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 010010011010




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,694 ✭✭✭✭L-M


    E30 parts make huge money now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,694 ✭✭✭✭L-M


    I was fully expecting that X5 to be manual. Everything else is wrong about it

    I was just about to post “Bar it being manual could it possibly get any worse”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sexual Chocolate


    Where the **** did the saying "first to see will buy" come from ? The most cowboy thing that could be said on an ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭millington



    If that had doorcards it wouldn't be far off the money. Bit strong for just seats.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭twin_beacon


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2012-skoda-suberb-1-6-face-lift-model/24718466


    whats the story with the "screen shot" pics? I've seen that a few times on donedeal. Looks very dodgy.

    Also, its expensive for a basic spec with high mileage.


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