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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    LOL Joe

    "You could do nails with social distancing couldn't you?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Waxing the Sammy Lee so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "You can do nails wi' social distancing, can't ye?"

    He does it again.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, Joe, ya can’t do nails from a distance of two metres away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Do nails with social distancing? How long are Joe's nails?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Sure you can do nails with social distancing....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,509 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Don't do the accent!


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BPKS wrote: »
    LOL Joe

    "You could do nails with social distancing couldn't you?"

    Intellectual heavyweight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Daz_


    Where you from originally ...go one Joe say it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,509 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Irish Hair Federation


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Do nails with social distancing? How long are Joe's nails?

    Himalayan Joe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    BPKS wrote: »
    LOL Joe

    "You could do nails with social distancing couldn't you?"

    Did he really say that?
    Is he that stupid?

    No need to answer the second question there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,237 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Love how many different associations these groups have. What absolute nonsense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    heavyweight.

    FYP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Small to meejum

    Lovely hybrid accent caller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Love how many different associations these groups have. What absolute nonsense.

    Essential services caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    urgelgru wrote: »
    Sure you can do nails with social distancing....

    Only the sloths in Dublin zoo would qualify to enter the salon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,509 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    urgelgru wrote: »
    Sure you can do nails with social distancing....
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭notwhoyouthink


    Thanks Jed.

    Who is Jed as a matter of interest so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    zell12 wrote: »
    HTB1HycTBOCYBuNkHFCcq6AHtVXai.jpg_350x350.jpg

    Worked for Jesus


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,400 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Mr. Duffy has changed de bio on his Twitter account so to speak as they say.

    JOE DUFFY
    @joeliveline
    Presenter Lámhline #washyerhands
    @rte
    Children Of the Troubles with
    @freyamcc
    Liveline radio 1850-715-815 joe@rte.ie Childrenofthetroubles@gmail.com


    Who wants to tell him (a fluent Gaeilgeoir no less :rolleyes:) dat "Lámhline" translates as "Hand line"?



    Lámhline....dirty connotations there for the dirty minded sotospeak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Some of the clients will be going in for an extensive refit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,509 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Wimmen begging for a fix


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Slip in the back door fnuk fnar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "Have you had many of your customers approach you to slip in your back door"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Slip in the back door.

    Durrty fecker joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,509 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Did Joe ask her if she takes 'the back door" :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,015 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    "slip in the back door" shurrup Joe she's a nice girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Does the virus affect your hair


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