Jumped on Tinder there again recently

Flimsy_Boat · 16-05-2020 02:19PM

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

Stop digging

Pretty sure none of the Irish people here would like to go to a boardscanada.ca or boardsaustralia.com.au site and see the OP talking about their sexually undesirable private parts (see booty comment from OP) and how they are just looking to marry a local for passport reasons.

OP is out of line.

banie01 · 16-05-2020 02:21PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

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but I know of a guy who's married to a Brazilian and he doesn't like it apparently. He's the only person she knows in the entire continent, so you can see how that would get a bit claustrophobic for him. Then again, he married the girl.

We may share an acquaintance, that or Ireland really is a village and the Brazilian chick's are into Irish lads and were socially distancing before it was cool :pac:

16-05-2020 02:25PM

Flimsy_Boat wrote: »

Pretty sure none of the Irish people here would like to go to a boardscanada.ca or boardsaustralia.com.au site and see the OP talking about their sexually undesirable private parts (see booty comment from OP) and how they are just looking to marry a local for passport reasons.

OP is out of line.

Seriously, stop digging. Your made a comment regarding passports, not the op.

There's tons of sites and articles discussing the pros and cons of Irish people and how we are viewed by other nations.

Stop digging, your only going down.

Flimsy_Boat · 16-05-2020 02:39PM

Mango Joe wrote: »

Are they all looking to get married to dopey Irish lads for residency?

No, you racist

Ultrflat · 16-05-2020 02:44PM

Clearly these boys who are asking whether these women are looking for citizen ship or something.. Apposed the 75% of marriages in the country which is decided by road frontage.

16-05-2020 02:45PM

Flimsy_Boat wrote: »

No, you racist

It's a nationality, not a race. Brazilians come in various colors and ethic backgrounds

Your like Mickey mouse in Fantasia. Can't stop that shovel!

misstearheus · 16-05-2020 02:50PM

My Head hurts reading this and I'm only on Post #5/6.:pac:

In the event that you will at some point be taking Online Dating seriously try Happn! It's an App that collates info of registered Profiles when 2 people bump into each other! It's crazy and cool at the same time! Probably would mostly only be most-effective in far-populated areas like Dublin usually. but with everyone staying at Home these days I'm finding loads of people on it!:D:D

And Blendr is where it's at this Weather! I'm lovin' it. For some inane inexplicable reason I am getting hundreds of Likes on there. I can't understand it, I am getting loads of likes on Blendr from people that didn't like me or seem interested in me on POF or Badoo or other Sites. Even though I have the exact same pictures on the same Sites. It's mad! Give it an oule lash there.

Also this Thread has me curious who Alf ByeBye was in a previous life.... Hhmmm..... Who's missing......

Thelonious Monk · 16-05-2020 03:00PM

From my escapades into tinder and bumble, every Irish woman in their 30s is called Doireann

CrankyHaus · 16-05-2020 03:02PM

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

Seriously, stop digging. Your made a comment regarding passports, not the op.

There's tons of sites and articles discussing the pros and cons of Irish people and how we are viewed by other nations.

Stop digging, your only going down.

While the Aussies have a fairly rough and ready approach to these issues my understanding is that Canada is the land of woke, which may explain Flimsy Boat's position.

Unfortunately the irony of moving to another country to dictate to the natives how they should think and talk to be more like PC Canadians seems to lost on her.

4068ac1elhodqr · 16-05-2020 03:13PM

I (don't) like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
{© Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot. 1992}

Is there any nice slim ladies from Brazil without the oversized (nautural/synthetic) butts?
Also, ideally already of wealth, and full completion of language schools.

Must say however am big fan of the accents and music of Brazil,
it's a much sweeter tone than e.g. Spanish which is too shouty.

16-05-2020 04:09PM

Emmalynn Plain Sludge wrote: »

Must say however am big fan of the accents and music of Brazil,
it's a much sweeter tone than e.g. Spanish which is too shouty.

Probable because it's Portuguese spoken by a south American

GiftofGab · 16-05-2020 04:48PM

Have to say thou. For me, the Brazilian women are a lot better looking than the Irish. They tend to have tanned skin and really white teeth. Plus nice bodies.

4068ac1elhodqr · 16-05-2020 04:57PM

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

Probable because it's Portuguese spoken by a south American

Indeed, much prefered over the alternatives in S.America.

Espanol across the West & North can do without.
There's a very small dabble of French/Dutch and Eng in the far NE.

Flimsy_Boat · 16-05-2020 05:28PM

CrankyHaus wrote: »

While the Aussies have a fairly rough and ready approach to these issues my understanding is that Canada is the land of woke, which may explain Flimsy Boat's position.

Unfortunately the irony of moving to another country to dictate to the natives how they should think and talk to be more like PC Canadians seems to lost on her.

It's not lost on me. As far as I understand, racism is universally denounced the world over.

unhappys10 · 16-05-2020 05:34PM

Flimsy_Boat wrote: »

It's not lost on me. As far as I understand, racism is universally denounced the world over.

Nationalities and race are not the same thing ffs...

Wibbs · 16-05-2020 06:15PM

Flimsy_Boat wrote: »

It's not lost on me. As far as I understand, racism is universally denounced the world over.

Brazilians are not a race. It seems some are so eager to find offence they get triggered by anything so they can tut tut and point the holier than thou fingers like the non religious nouveau craw thumpers they are.

JohnnyFlash · 16-05-2020 06:19PM

A mate of mine married a Brazilian bird. Big mistake. She was a looker at the time, but now has a head on her like something you’d see on Crimecall. And an arse like two sacks of onions. She’s also very jealous and possessive, and just a bit of a head melter to be honest. Some lads kind of like that though.

Ultrflat · 16-05-2020 06:41PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A mate of mine married a Brazilian bird. Big mistake. She was a looker at the time, but now has a head on her like something you’d see on Crimecall. And an arse like two sacks of onions. She’s also very jealous and possessive, and just a bit of a head melter to be honest. Some lads kind of like that though.

To be fair any woman or man can do the same after marriage it happens.

Hammer89 · 16-05-2020 08:43PM

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

From my escapades into tinder and bumble, every Irish woman in their 30s is called Doireann

And Sadbh. I'm not being funny I didn't know it was spelled like that until this week.

I came across one woman in her 20s named Geraldine too and felt a bit sorry for her, because her parents must've been about 60 when they had her. There's nothing modern and cool you can even change it to, because no woman wants a unisex name like Ger or Gerry, so she's stuck with Geraldine for life. Probably why she's single.

mr_fegelien · 16-05-2020 09:04PM

Hammer89 wrote: »

And Sadbh. I'm not being funny I didn't know it was spelled like that until this week.

I came across one woman in her 20s named Geraldine too and felt a bit sorry for her, because her parents must've been about 60 when they had her. There's nothing modern and cool you can even change it to, because no woman wants a unisex name like Ger or Gerry, so she's stuck with Geraldine for life. Probably why she's single.

I know of Geraldine Lynagh on Virgin Media who is pretty young and pretty sexy.

16-05-2020 10:10PM

Emmalynn Plain Sludge wrote: »

Indeed, much prefered over the alternatives in S.America.

Espanol across the West & North can do without.
There's a very small dabble of French/Dutch and Eng in the far NE.

French in France by a French mademoiselle compared to new Orleans French by bayou Jack as well. I still get nightmares about the time he spooned me then whispered "je t'aime" in my ear

16-05-2020 10:13PM

Flimsy_Boat wrote: »

It's not lost on me. As far as I understand, racism is universally denounced the world over.

How many people have to point out to you that Brazilian is a nationality not a race before you get it?

Then the fact that only one person mentioned passports seriously and the second was making a joke about gullible Irish lads? It was a joke at the Irish expense, not the Brazilians

Jim Root · 16-05-2020 10:19PM

Funny & offensive thread!

I know of only 2 Brazilian women so my sample size is small.

One hooked up with a mate, got pregnant, and is now living with the mate, his parents and the baba in a semi D in Blanch.

The other, married a mate. She’s sound.

16-05-2020 11:31PM

Blaaz_ wrote: »

I read one time,brazilians were the most gentically divirse nation on earth

Surely that title goes to the USA? They dunno what they are!

mr_fegelien · 17-05-2020 12:07AM

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

Surely that title goes to the USA? They dunno what they are!

Not really though. America would have lots of diversity but only within white Americans (mixture of Germans, Scottish, English, Irish) mixing together.

When it comes to other races, they stick together alot.

Brazil though has a lot of natives who mixed with whites and blacks. Ironically, it is a racist society and the lighter you are, the better opportunities you have

Leg End Reject · 17-05-2020 12:25AM

Hammer89 wrote: »

And Sadbh. I'm not being funny I didn't know it was spelled like that until this week.

I came across one woman in her 20s named Geraldine too and felt a bit sorry for her, because her parents must've been about 60 when they had her. There's nothing modern and cool you can even change it to, because no woman wants a unisex name like Ger or Gerry, so she's stuck with Geraldine for life. Probably why she's single.

It's Sadhbh, just to add to the head melt!

FishOnABike · 17-05-2020 02:04AM

Jim Root wrote: »

Funny & offensive thread!

I know of only 2 Brazilian women so my sample size is small.

One hooked up with a mate, got pregnant, and is now living with the mate, his parents and the baba in a semi D in Blanch.

The other, married a mate. She’s sound.

How many is a brazillion anyway? Is it more or less than a gazillion? :-)

Kaybaykwah · 17-05-2020 02:28AM

FishOnABike wrote: »

How many is a brazillion anyway? Is it more or less than a gazillion? :-)

A gazillion gazelles galloping toward a single resilient Brazilian raises the case of a
raid on reigned-in Iranians on a rainy day.

Ultrflat · 17-05-2020 03:47AM

I live next door to Brazilian girls there friendly easy to talk to and respectful. Latino are like any other... But they can dance wayyyyy better then irish women. :cool:

Mister Vain · 17-05-2020 07:45AM

Ultrflat wrote: »

I live next door to Brazilian girls there friendly easy to talk to and respectful. Latino are like any other... But they can dance wayyyyy better then irish women. :cool:

You could probably say the same about Brazilian men in fairness. I dance like I have 3 left feet and 10 willies. Brazilian women are fiery with phenomenal arses.

Jumped on Tinder there again recently

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