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  • #1202
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My son is opening a pizza takeaway.

    Joe: Just explain that.

    Fecks sake, whats to explain?


  • #1203
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    urgelgru wrote: »
    Can you have a sandwich?
    Yes
    Can you have a plate of chips?
    Yes
    Can you have bowl of coddle?
    Yes
    Can you have a batterburger?
    Yes

    Reminded me when Aubrey McCarthy of AMC Removals was on and Mr. Duffy asked:
    Would you deliver a bed to Pay-Roo?
    Would you deliver a chair to Lizz Bonn?
    Would you deliver a car to Stock-hullum?

    To which Aubrey replied each and every time:
    AMC Removals will deliver (insert object name) to (destination).

    Each time subsequently followed by a:
    "WOW" from Mr. Duffy.


  • #1204
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,103 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Friend of the show/Bertie , free national advertising for his new pizza business


  • #1205
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,701 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Hahahahahahaha


  • #1206
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Receptionist"? How very dare you!


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  • #1207
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,168 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Receptionists !!


  • #1208
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    “Your receptionist”

    “My producer, actually”


  • #1209
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,292 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    ShamNNspace wrote: »
    I'm having terrible flashbacks to that awful time in the 70s and 80s when a meal had to be served at a disco. Terrible stuff altogether


    Oh god yeah! I remember Tamangoes when the smoking ban came in and all you could smell was old stale cigarette smoke, spilled beer and vol au vants :eek:


  • #1210
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your receptionist. Out of the mouths of.....


  • #1211
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Ha ha that was gas. That has to be some one on here


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  • #1212
    Luckycharms_74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,769 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    Whacker on now to give his opinion :P


  • #1213
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,906 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    My son is opening a pizza takeaway.

    Joe: Just explain that.

    Fecks sake, whats to explain?
    Do they deliver?

    No Joe they do pizza


  • #1214
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,103 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    ShamNNspace wrote: »
    I'm having terrible flashbacks to that awful time in the 70s and 80s when a meal had to be served at a disco. Terrible stuff altogether

    the chicken dinner , so to speak


  • #1215
    Sorolla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    A Pete Zaa and a pint


  • #1216
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    An ad for Ryan Tubridy's show where Tubs has the second most annoying voice...


  • #1217
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,006 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Tubridy ffs take your head out of Hillarys hole


  • #1218
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    D’Arcy obviously has arrived in the studio!


  • #1219
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pc7 wrote: »
    Oh god yeah! I remember Tamangoes when they smoking ban came in and all you could smell was old stale cigarette smoke, spilled beer and vol au vants :eek:

    That's vol au farts isn't it?


  • #1220
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "ONE of your receptionists" actually!


  • #1221
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Sorolla wrote: »
    A Pete Zaa and a pint

    Does he live next door to Matty Maticks?


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  • #1222
    Sorolla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Receptionist...

    Is Dee working on live line now

    Probably Noel on the earphones :)


  • #1223
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    The ad for Ryan Tubridy show reminds me why I never listen to it, a woman on promoting a warmonger.


  • #1224
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,226 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe will fill The Dawson Lounge on his own now


  • #1225
    Sorolla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭Sorolla


    urgelgru wrote: »
    Does he live next door to Matty Maticks?

    Or maybe next door to Tess Tickle


  • #1226
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,168 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Is Duffy trying to dispute that sandwiches are food? Lol


  • #1227
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ShamNNspace wrote: »
    Tubridy ffs take your head out of Hillarys hole

    I'd google de author of dat buke so to speak. She is:
    giphy.gif


  • #1228
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,906 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "He will serve pints as they say"

    Who says?!

    This feels like an ad for takeaway pizzas in the goat opening this Friday.


  • #1229
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,226 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    story Whacker, whats the cell like?


  • #1230
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,187 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    2smiggy wrote: »
    the chicken dinner , so to speak

    I often wondered was it in fact....chicken.


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  • #1231
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Frank your pint please"?


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