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  • #872
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Load of balls

    And loads of Dickie yesterday


  • #873
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Liveline Tennis Text Poll

    1) Anna kournakova
    2) the other Russian wan
    3) Gabriella Sabatini

    1.


  • #874
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,432 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    tennis innuendo klaxon...new balls please


  • #875
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,350 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    thecretinhop wrote: »
    Beautiful bottom as well
    But of course caller all of no doubt have lovely bottoms no doubt


  • #876
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    i never seen people wipe sweat off their faces etc playing tennis ..


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  • #877
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Swaety balls.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ZWhNxHMQg


  • #878
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I wont go down the route of making 4 brutal puns


  • #879
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    Joe will be busy sending out thank you cards to all the ones he missed. He was just being a lick arse with this caller.


  • #880
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,432 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Giles, tennis partner of Whacker Senior


  • #881
    Gods Gift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    I hate hairy balls.


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  • #882
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    "Lovely to join your show"


  • #883
    Rock Lesnar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    Wont go down the road of tennis puns but rattle out 3 or 4 anyway


  • #884
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    are Turkish bath houses still banned ?


  • #885
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭bigroad


    He is going back on the game next Monday.


  • #886
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    Giles, a great Church of Ireland man.


  • #887
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm out.

    I'll read back later.


  • #888
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,350 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Liveline Tennis Text Poll

    1) Anna kournakova
    2) the other Russian wan
    3) Gabriella Sabatini
    4) Grigor Dimitrov.....swoon


  • #889
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    what colour are you balls ?


  • #890
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Slazenger V's Dunlop or you could just write your name on the balls.


  • #891
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    What is both of you have Slazenger balls caller?


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  • #892
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Write No1 or No2 on the balls. Not racquet science, Joe.


  • #893
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    can't compare golf and tennis to be honest


  • #894
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ask them do live within 5 km of the courts


  • #895
    barryd09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭barryd09


    Slazenger - the tennis ball of choice for prodestants


  • #896
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Wow!

    ****



  • #897
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,350 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    shearforce wrote: »
    ask them do live within 5 km of the courts
    They all sound posh AF so I would say so


  • #898
    Floppybits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,223 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Joe you put your initials on the balls. Simple stuff.


  • #899
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,232 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    This is ridiculous.


  • #900
    Borderfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    We are too rich


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  • #901
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Could an 86 year old be playing in the over 70s, over 75s and over 80s competition asks Joe.

    WOW


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