It’s Monday Mourning & we are in the midst of a Sahara Desert if Shocking Statistics:

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

de black leather driving gloves, and de black hat too so to speak:

Dat hand is creepy

sligojoek

Ah. Joe woke up.

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

is Joe sucking away on a milkshake ?

I don't think you can get Bollinger milkshakes.....

2smiggy

give him a bad line or something , dear god ,

Atlantic Dawn

Just assume everyone has Covid, I'm living with this approach, best way to live.

Dan Jaman

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

Luckily theres no pain with a post mortem

There's pain in listening.
Will it never end?

drawing the dole

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Dat hand is creepy

He's no Jamiroquai anyway.

Orwellmerchant

Thank you for your service caller.

2smiggy

'i work in a government job' you sound like it

ButtersSuki

Fr. Stone would get bored of dis caller.

Atlantic Dawn

A month on Skoy Sports Netflix.

golondrinas

dvcireland wrote: »

what about jepodar
y?

It's outside the 5km limit.

Oh shut up ya bore (heaven forgive me)

sligojoek

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

I doubt an actual Doctor would answer a phone and give out a result

Not to this lad anyway. He'd never get away to make more calls.

Dan Jaman

djemba djemba wrote: »

I think his old boy just gave up

He couldn't escape out the back door and into the garden any more, when his lad came around, so he just doyeded.

Yawwwwwwwwn! Whoy did you ask him, Joe?

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Is Joe gone to sleep?

I suffer badly wit de insomnia, but I'm going to listen back to this caller tonight.

gmisk

This man would bore you to bloody death.
Why would he need to be off work for a month?
He clearly didn't have it....as the test showed...moany hole.
He should have just self isolated for 14 days then if recovered go back to work.
I am surprised he met threshold for testing.

"briefly tell us about your Dad"

last caller of the day on here so

2smiggy

Joe may as well go home now, this fellow will ramble on for the next 50 mins

Orwellmerchant

A huge amount of money? He hasnt heard of Joe's salary.

Also, is Joe using a vape pen?

I've just heard the phrase "medical game"

Floppybits

Joe had a chance to end the call there and blew it.

Atlantic Dawn

What colour was the van?

BPKS

A stroke bonus for Joe

ButtersSuki

gmisk wrote: »

This man would bore you to bloody death.
Why would he need to be off work for a month?
He clearly didn't have it....as the test showed...moany hole.
He should have just self isolated for 14 days then if recovered go back to work.
I am surprised he met threshold for testing.

Classic civil servant mentality. Knew he was fine but didn't get the letter so took a whole month off with that as his excuse.

bigroad

Time to move on caller.

Busi_Girl08

Blessed with lung problems all his life.

Dan Jaman

Tell us, caller; any more of your family at death's door or even got a bit of the auld illnesses?

gmisk

Cut this bore off....another boring long winding story about someone else now...
Talk to paddy directly we don't care.