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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    socks to there forheads as this protects them from....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    other terrible smells, despite this making them smell horrible these socks had magical powers that.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    gave the losers the power of invisablity, which they never used to..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,466 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    climb giant beanstalks......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    and scare away scary monsters as...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    being wedgied by invisable smelly (we are fond of that word here, are we not?) losers is a rather scary experiance, but not as bad as...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    as knowing vader who


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    is very cute in a pink tootoo...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 Vadar


    in a weird sort of masculine way, when he is beating the crap out of


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Mutz


    his member. Then, all of a sudden....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    out comes the...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    authorities who were hiding in his...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    shower in his bathroom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    behind the giant portrait of Mary Harney made of tiles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    which were sleak slippery and wet thus..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    endangering the time space continum to shuch an extent that..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    that a geometric shift had occurred causing...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    quantum singularity to form, which within it contained...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭IgnatiusJRiley


    spuds and


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    THE END.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    But it really wasn't because....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,529 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    Saddam still had to shoot him before the...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    shopkeeper could find him and tell him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    to watch out for osma lurking in the deli section because he carried a rather large


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    cucumber which he used to shove up..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    into the air to scare the ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    living daylight out of the 42 chherleaders who had just happened to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    ...remove the plug which should have remained untouched because...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    it blocked up a dense matter singularity, otherwise known as a black hole...


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