Boardsies Decide - Cartoon Wars 2: South Park vs Family Guy

02-05-2020 10:53AM #1

It's time for the sequel and this time it's personal. South Park and Family Guy pride themselves on not giving a damn and has an array of characters within their universes which reflect that. They've also gone at each other many times in their respective shows.

I've chosen 32 of the best from each and will pit them against each other. All draws will be random with the exception of Round 1's Kick-Off. The Kick-off can only have interpromotional bouts. From there on out we open the contest right up and may the best man, woman or giant chicken win.

Stay tuned...

02-05-2020 11:02AM

To get a nice flow to the game, we'll make each first round match 30 minutes long. If a competitor gets four or more votes within that time frame, they'll advance. To be clear, it's first to four advances. If there's a draw after 30 minutes, I'll cast the deciding vote. Reasons must be included with your choice, even if it's something minuscule. Above all, have fun!

Liane Cartman

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Dr. Elmer Hartman

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Necro · 02-05-2020 11:09AM

Lianne. Its not even close, Family Guy has been spiralling into the toilet for years

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 02-05-2020 11:14AM

Liane Cartman. Brilliant, understated character.

Yester · 02-05-2020 11:15AM

Liane. I had to laugh a while back when I was playing the game and Cartman says, "Don't talk to her, she's not part of the game"

PsychoPete · 02-05-2020 11:40AM

Dr Hartman does have some good line but I'll go with Liane

Gru · 02-05-2020 11:41AM

Liane Cartman - because she's miles better than Dr. Hartman

02-05-2020 11:43AM

Mrs Cartman prescribes an ass-kicking for the doctor. Two living breathing consciences up next.

Kyle Brovlovski

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Brian Griffin

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 02-05-2020 11:47AM

Kyle Brovlovski because South Park is just a better show, even if Kyle is one of its blandest characters, and I really don't care for Brian

Necro · 02-05-2020 11:48AM

Kyle.

Brian is too much of a whiner for me.

PsychoPete · 02-05-2020 11:48AM

Even though he's a pretentious **** I'll go with Brian, mainly for his exploits with Stewie

Gru · 02-05-2020 11:51AM

Kyle wins for me.

Brian would have won if he hadn't been turned to a terrible character after the first couple of seasons.

Akrasia · 02-05-2020 11:56AM

Gru wrote: »

Kyle wins for me.

Brian would have won if he hadn't been turned to a terrible character after the first couple of seasons.

Kyle cause the most interesting thing about Brian is that he is a talking dog, and that’s not interesting

rapul · 02-05-2020 11:58AM

Yeah to be fair South park has been getting consistently better imo, family hasn't been good since season 3! Season 6 was ok....

Thread closed!

02-05-2020 12:25PM

Kyle puts the dog to sleep. That's 2-0 to South Park so far, can that change?

Jimbo Kern

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James Woods

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TheValeyard · 02-05-2020 12:27PM

I vote James Woods. You can capture him with Candy.

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 02-05-2020 12:29PM

James Woods because Jimbo is an awful character and I like the fact that James Woods has become a running gag of animated comedies

PsychoPete · 02-05-2020 12:30PM

Ooh a piece of a candy! James Woods gets my vote

Necro · 02-05-2020 12:31PM

Yeah even the South Park writers realised Jimbo was awful and he doesnt appear anymore that often.

The James Woods episodes are pretty funny from family guy tbf

02-05-2020 12:44PM

Not for the first time, Jimbo is defeated by the Woods. Another celebrity character is next in line.

Tuong Lu Kim

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Mayor Adam West

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Also Starring LeVar Burton · 02-05-2020 12:46PM

Adam West all day long. He was Batman!

Necro · 02-05-2020 12:46PM

Hmmm.

Adam West here. I'd have voted Sh1tty Wok guy against most other characters I think though.

PsychoPete · 02-05-2020 12:48PM

How the city wok guy pronounce "city" is funny everytime but for the cat launcher moment a lone, Adam West gets it!

TheValeyard · 02-05-2020 12:52PM

Both great characters.

I'd vote city wok guy because of his defence against the Mongolian.

But I'd also vote

Adam West For the Cat Launcher and paranoia.

I vote Adam West, just marginally better that City Wok

Gru · 02-05-2020 01:06PM

Adam West was a terrific character so he wins hands down.

02-05-2020 01:09PM

A lot of love for City Wok Guy but his opponent was too strong for him. It's hard to predict anything different here.

Eric Cartman

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Bertram

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Also Starring LeVar Burton · 02-05-2020 01:11PM

Eric Cartman, one of the best animated characters ever

Gru · 02-05-2020 01:12PM

Cartman is one of the greatest all time cartoon characters. He's had so many brilliant episodes.

Bertram didn't stand a chance.

Necro · 02-05-2020 01:22PM

Cartman wins probably against every character from Family Guy I'd reckon. And a lot from most other animated shows too.

TheValeyard · 02-05-2020 01:24PM

Cartman. He's brilliant, evil and hilarious.

Yermander · 02-05-2020 01:36PM

Cartman! Some of the craziest storylines revolved around him.

Boardsies Decide - Cartoon Wars 2: South Park vs Family Guy

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