Boardsies Decide - Cartoon Wars 2: South Park vs Family Guy

Omackeral

It's time for the sequel and this time it's personal. South Park and Family Guy pride themselves on not giving a damn and has an array of characters within their universes which reflect that. They've also gone at each other many times in their respective shows.

I've chosen 32 of the best from each and will pit them against each other. All draws will be random with the exception of Round 1's Kick-Off. The Kick-off can only have interpromotional bouts. From there on out we open the contest right up and may the best man, woman or giant chicken win.

Stay tuned...

Omackeral

To get a nice flow to the game, we'll make each first round match 30 minutes long. If a competitor gets four or more votes within that time frame, they'll advance. To be clear, it's first to four advances. If there's a draw after 30 minutes, I'll cast the deciding vote. Reasons must be included with your choice, even if it's something minuscule. Above all, have fun!

Liane Cartman



VS

Dr. Elmer Hartman

Necro

Lianne. Its not even close, Family Guy has been spiralling into the toilet for years

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Liane Cartman. Brilliant, understated character.

Yester

Liane. I had to laugh a while back when I was playing the game and Cartman says, "Don't talk to her, she's not part of the game"

PsychoPete

Dr Hartman does have some good line but I'll go with Liane

Gru

Liane Cartman - because she's miles better than Dr. Hartman

Omackeral

Mrs Cartman prescribes an ass-kicking for the doctor. Two living breathing consciences up next.

Kyle Brovlovski



VS

Brian Griffin

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Kyle Brovlovski because South Park is just a better show, even if Kyle is one of its blandest characters, and I really don't care for Brian

Necro

Kyle.

Brian is too much of a whiner for me.

PsychoPete

Even though he's a pretentious **** I'll go with Brian, mainly for his exploits with Stewie

Gru

Kyle wins for me.

Brian would have won if he hadn't been turned to a terrible character after the first couple of seasons.

Akrasia

Gru wrote: »

Kyle wins for me.

Brian would have won if he hadn't been turned to a terrible character after the first couple of seasons.

Kyle cause the most interesting thing about Brian is that he is a talking dog, and that’s not interesting

rapul

Yeah to be fair South park has been getting consistently better imo, family hasn't been good since season 3! Season 6 was ok....

Thread closed!

Omackeral

Kyle puts the dog to sleep. That's 2-0 to South Park so far, can that change?

Jimbo Kern



VS

James Woods

TheValeyard

I vote James Woods. You can capture him with Candy.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

James Woods because Jimbo is an awful character and I like the fact that James Woods has become a running gag of animated comedies

PsychoPete

Ooh a piece of a candy! James Woods gets my vote

Necro

Yeah even the South Park writers realised Jimbo was awful and he doesnt appear anymore that often.

The James Woods episodes are pretty funny from family guy tbf

Omackeral

Not for the first time, Jimbo is defeated by the Woods. Another celebrity character is next in line.

Tuong Lu Kim



VS

Mayor Adam West

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Adam West all day long. He was Batman!

Necro

Hmmm.

Adam West here. I'd have voted Sh1tty Wok guy against most other characters I think though.

PsychoPete

How the city wok guy pronounce "city" is funny everytime but for the cat launcher moment a lone, Adam West gets it!

TheValeyard

Both great characters.

I'd vote city wok guy because of his defence against the Mongolian.

But I'd also vote

Adam West For the Cat Launcher and paranoia.

I vote Adam West, just marginally better that City Wok

Gru

Adam West was a terrific character so he wins hands down.

Omackeral

A lot of love for City Wok Guy but his opponent was too strong for him. It's hard to predict anything different here.

Eric Cartman



VS

Bertram

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Eric Cartman, one of the best animated characters ever

Gru

Cartman is one of the greatest all time cartoon characters. He's had so many brilliant episodes.

Bertram didn't stand a chance.

Necro

Cartman wins probably against every character from Family Guy I'd reckon. And a lot from most other animated shows too.

TheValeyard

Cartman. He's brilliant, evil and hilarious.

Yermander

Cartman! Some of the craziest storylines revolved around him.