Am I still a Virgin?

firstlight · 30-04-2020 12:10AM

Dax Melted Six-pack wrote: »

im guessing you are from Tipp, for a number of reasons ...

From the big smoke,spent too much time down the country

NSAman · 30-04-2020 12:11AM

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

Aren’t you the one who claimed Dublin men’s penis’ are larger than Country guys?

Perhaps you lost your virginity in other ways!

uch · 30-04-2020 12:15AM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Warm apple pie.

Jebus Crimp can you never learn, you and your high fallutin class of monarchy, it's a custard slice or death by vinegar infusion

nthclare · 30-04-2020 12:16AM

johnayo wrote: »

Any chance it was the same sister:D:D:D

if it was he should be in jail, but I don't think so lol

nthclare · 30-04-2020 12:17AM

corner of hells wrote: »

My debut was with a Clare hurlers sister on a beach in Lahinch in 1988.

The summer of 88 I was 13 lol

Lahinch was a great spot, do you remember O Looneys night club... great memories

uch · 30-04-2020 12:19AM

nthclare wrote: »

The summer of 88 I was 13 lol

Lahinch was a great spot, do you remember O Looneys night club... great memories

No

ILoveYourVibes · 30-04-2020 05:59AM

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

Yes.

And what a horrible experience it must have been for her. Your first time ...for a girl ..its supposed to be special. Gentle.

You are ew

You are a triple virgin now.

Kylta · 30-04-2020 05:01PM

Flavour Diaper wrote: »

I had the same issue OP. Was giving myself handjobs for years with a little sachet of saliva collected from my sister's toothbrush and had many sleepless nights wondering, am I still a virgin?

Another one for the sick puppys club

Kylta · 30-04-2020 05:08PM

nails1 wrote: »

I’m only 29 which is still early 20s so I’ve plenty more time to lose it

Who in gods name let you at a woman. Don't you know if you fu¢k up on your first try you have to wait for 9years before you try again.
By all acounts I reckon you be in a nuthouse before you get near another pussy

Captain Flaps · 30-04-2020 05:11PM

My 'first time' I dipped the wick for about three seconds before she chickened out. I've never counted it but often wondered if I should...

Mad_maxx · 30-04-2020 06:50PM

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds on less than a semi-bone. Couldn’t get it back in after because it was too soft. I told me mates I lost my Virginity but they disagreed saying that encounter doesn’t count and I’m still a virgin. Are they right?

"semi bone "

what is wrong with young fellas these days ? , starting out , you should be able to beat a donkey out of a quarry with it

EmmetSpiceland · 30-04-2020 07:14PM

Mad_maxx wrote: »

"semi bone "

what is wrong with young fellas these days ? , starting out , you should be able to beat a donkey out of a quarry with it

Wouldn’t expect that with the first time at all, M. Can happen the best of us after a “feed” of pints alright but wouldn’t be common.

Having to fold, or “thumb”, it in on your first go isn’t something anyone should, really, “count”.

exaisle · 30-04-2020 07:20PM

To quote the immortal lines of the two women coming out of a pre-marriage course in the west of Ireland:

"Tell me Assumpta....are you a virgin"

"Oh God no, Dolores, not yet!" :-)

YFlyer · 30-04-2020 07:35PM

nthclare wrote: »

The summer of 88 I was 13 lol

Lahinch was a great spot, do you remember O Looneys night club... great memories

Been there a number of times. Remember one time when a group of us stayed in a B&B across the road from it
It was four of us thrown up into the attic of mattresses.

cj maxx · 30-04-2020 08:00PM

OP . A virgin is someone who hasn't had sex. You didn't.
Lobbing it in for 3 seconds isn't sex.
Still a virgin

nails1 · 01-05-2020 02:18AM

Kylta wrote: »

Who in gods name let you at a woman. Don't you know if you fu¢k up on your first try you have to wait for 9years before you try again.
By all acounts I reckon you be in a nuthouse before you get near another pussy

Trust me nurses in my mental hospital here have the best pussy out there. And they not afraid to pass it about amongst the patients.

magic_murph · 01-05-2020 08:59AM

nthclare wrote: »

Did the same myself in a house in Ennis with a Clare hurlers sister, back in 1993 I was 18

The anxiety of thinking she was up the duff was horrific, like pre cum and all..
No rubber she just guided it in, nearly blew my load in second's...

She was the first celeb I ever rode lol Clare hurlers sister like..
We still mention it to each other now and again if we bump into each other when out...

Had a crush on her since I was 13...

I hope you're not too worried about it op

Calling BS on this one - we all know Clare hurlers have dibs on their sisters

Giraffe Box · 01-05-2020 10:01AM

nails1 wrote: »

I lobbed it into her for about three seconds......?

Passing, chipping or lobbing it in really doesn't count.
In order to properly 'score', one must volley it in with power, making sure to hit the 'stanchion' so to speak........God, I'm really missing the footy.

Pac1Man · 01-05-2020 10:29AM

nails1 wrote: »

Trust me nurses in my mental hospital here have the best pussy out there. And they not afraid to pass it about amongst the patients.

Therapy animals don't count.

Church on Tuesday · 01-05-2020 11:48AM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Am I real if no one can see me?

If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound?

Am I still a Virgin?

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