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Most miserable and grim towns and villages in Ireland

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    Mehaffey1 wrote: »
    Lurgan for me would be a grand town if it wasn't for the residents. No shortage of things to be at with Lurgan Park, Craigavon Lakes, Oxford Island all easily accessed from the town. Plenty of shops and pubs, Tesco and Lidl. No idea why there's such a high percentage of scummy people in the population.
    Apart from being a large town which will always make it susceptible to undesirables?

    Too close to Belfast, Craigavon and Portadown. When Craigavon was built a lot of people from Belfast were offered financial incentives to come and live there. A lot of decent people moved but so did a lot of riffraff. More recently in the 80s/90s if a troublesome individual/family was “asked to leave” by provos in Belfast they inevitably ended up rehoused by the NIHE in estates in Antrim/Craigavon/Downpatrick. Craigavon at that time was a shít hole neglected by gov agencies and inevitably these troublesome people moved into Lurgan and Portadown. Lurgan now though is becoming increasingly middle class in my opinion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,239 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    tastyt wrote: »
    I think peoples standards can be a bit high too, what do they expect rural towns to have exactly?

    A lot of these towns mentioned have good schools, supermarkets, great sports clubs, cinemas , a few good pubs , couple of decent restaurants and usually have a lot less chance of crime than cities.

    If you choose to live in a rural town you have to accept that top class restaurants , shopping , transport, and huge nightlife choices are the trade off for a more affordable peaceful and slower paced life

    Few enough cinemas, I don't have any cinema closer than 30/40 mins away. Nearest one closed maybe over fifty years, next nearest 15 years closed.
    I have reasonable eating spots nearby, an explosion of small cafes I don't know how they'll all stay open, the pubs I wouldn't bother with ordinarily, a supermarket which would be great if they could be arsed keeping all the shelves stocked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭LuasSimon


    Looking at a number of traveller related violent incidents on Twitter this week Enniscorthy seems to have serious issues


  • Posts: 6,246 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LuasSimon wrote: »
    Looking at a number of traveller related violent incidents on Twitter this week Enniscorthy seems to have serious issues

    The travellers are gone native there,it seems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Tim76


    I've to stop following this thread. Reading about these places has caused my PTSD to return over the year that I worked in Tipp Town.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭boardise


    Yep Granard is some hole. To make it worse there used to be an animal feed factory near the town that made the whole area stink.

    Maybe it got a bad rap but since the Ann Lovett affair I can never think of it without a quiet mental shudder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,311 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Tim76 wrote: »
    I've to stop following this thread. Reading about these places has caused my PTSD to return over the year that I worked in Tipp Town.

    It sounds so awful I kind of want to visit it

    https://www.independent.ie/business/small-business/so-much-to-offer-community-leader-backs-tipperary-to-deliver-the-goods-37580560.html
    There is everything already here for families and workers, so I cannot understand why more people don't move from Dublin to Tipperary and certainly housing is more affordable.

    I'll pass on that thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,919 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    boardise wrote: »
    Maybe it got a bad rap but since the Ann Lovett affair I can never think of it without a quiet mental shudder.

    Have a look at Colmcille Terrace on Google Street view. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭boardise


    Have a look at Colmcille Terrace on Google Street view. :eek:

    Pretty bleak stuff.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Edgeworthstown Co. Longford.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    xzanti wrote: »
    Edgeworthstown Co. Longford.

    Up there with the ****tiest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭valoren


    Youghal. Simply because it has so much potential. There are towns in Ireland which are sh*t holes but they have nothing going for them so it’s expected. Various factors make Youghal ostensibly the worst. There is absolutely no investment there which could easily posit it as the Kinsale of the East. You have the beach, the marina and none of it is developed. The rejuvenated local cinema was an example of what it could be but surrounding it are decaying reminders of the towns former days. The Perks complex, alluded to as Pripyat-like in an earlier post, exemplifies the problems and inertia of the town. It's akin to protectionism to the detriment of direct investment. A decrepit Arcade beside a once humming Factory that’s been abandoned for decades. There is nothing modern about it nor the town itself which is a shame. No McDonalds, Starbucks, Costa etc, places which would be jammed during the season. There are no branded outlets there beyond the four main supermarkets. The remains of the old Hilltop Hotel remain exposed as well. An ugly eye sore. The Ironman race was held last year and, in a symbolic way, it lashed on the day whereas both days either side of it was gorgeous. It couldn't even catch that break. The Greenway will be welcome there and it should cultivate a reputation as Triathlon town if the Ironman becomes a mainstay in a way Tenby in Wales was rejuvenated with the race established there. Promoting the place as a boating/yachting destination would also help. The place just seems so insular with an isolated mindset that it is extremely frustrating and that is what makes it the worst town.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    I grew up in a small West of Ireland town, and am a regular visitor back to Ireland, especially during the summer months. My own town wouldn't even be a particularly awful one, by the admittedly low standards it would be compared against.

    It's the whole package of small town Irish life that fills me with horror. The lack of ambition inherent in a decision to live in one of these awful places. The nosiness, the resentment, the jealousy that emerges as your mind starts to warp during to lack of intellectual and cultural stimulation. The boarded up shops and pubs, the decay, the fading signs, the empty butcher, the sadness. Gormless looking men standing in a pub door sharing a rollie cigarette. Fat-arsed women wearing a O'Neills tracksuit pushing a trolley around the local Supervalu while two peanut-headed children follow her around. The Wrangler bootcut jeans, Superdry jackets, and checked shirts. The acceptance of 3rd world levels of dental hygiene amongst the populace. The pints of cider while playing pool in a ran down pub on a Tuesday night.


    Your years long obsession with boot-cut jeans is sinister. Like fire-and-brimstone evangelicals damning homosexuals to the pits of Hell yet behind closed doors they maintain a harem of rent boys. Are you sure you don't have wardrobes of these awful garments and don them with a Galway jersey and roll around on the floor? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 pollymv1


    Clonmellon x 2


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Dromod, Co.Leitrim - or did I mention that already. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭Daisy78


    tastyt wrote: »
    I think peoples standards can be a bit high too, what do they expect rural towns to have exactly?

    A lot of these towns mentioned have good schools, supermarkets, great sports clubs, cinemas , a few good pubs , couple of decent restaurants and usually have a lot less chance of crime than cities.

    If you choose to live in a rural town you have to accept that top class restaurants , shopping , transport, and huge nightlife choices are the trade off for a more affordable peaceful and slower paced life

    Ah come on, good schools, like how bad would things have to be before you would judge the standards of a place on the quality of the local schools? As a country we have pretty decent educational standards which can be found across all towns and cities in the country. You often see references to accessibility to “good schools” as a selling point for houses of new developments but you’ll find that in most places here. It’s not like London, where your options are private schools which cost a fortune in yearly fees or local government run schools which are breeding grounds for young offenders. I think we set the bar way too low here, if all it takes to make some happy is a local Super Value and a Gael scoil then they most be easily pleased.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭chosen1


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Dromod, Co.Leitrim - or did I mention that already. :D

    I still don't get this one. Literally hundreds of people own holiday homes there and at weekends and holidays the place is full with visitors.

    It has the shannon, marina, nice pubs and restaurants and model railway there. You sure you're not thinking of Rooskey a couple of miles down the road on the Longford side of Dromod. That could be described as grim with its burned out factory, closed up shops and shut down hotel.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Limpy


    Tipp town aka Kipp down


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Rathkeale,County Limerick.Absolute ****e hole.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Limpy


    Rathkeale,County Limerick.Absolute ****e hole.

    Stall boss, your dis Crim en at ting.


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Slim Charles


    Daisy78 wrote: »
    Ah come on, good schools, like how bad would things have to be before you would judge the standards of a place on the quality of the local schools? As a country we have pretty decent educational standards which can be found across all towns and cities in the country. You often see references to accessibility to “good schools” as a selling point for houses of new developments but you’ll find that in most places here. It’s not like London, where your options are private schools which cost a fortune in yearly fees or local government run schools which are breeding grounds for young offenders. I think we set the bar way too low here, if all it takes to make some happy is a local Super Value and a Gael scoil then they most be easily pleased.

    Super Valu....really don't get the draw of their stores. Over-priced and sub-par food, and don't even dream of going for a quick shop there.....You will be held up for hours by Mary Murphy chatting to Mary o Murphy.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Slim Charles


    Rathkeale,County Limerick.Absolute ****e hole.

    And "they" spilled over into neighbouring towns too.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Limpy


    valoren wrote: »
    Youghal. Simply because it has so much potential. There are towns in Ireland which are sh*t holes but they have nothing going for them so it’s expected. Various factors make Youghal ostensibly the worst. There is absolutely no investment there which could easily posit it as the Kinsale of the East. You have the beach, the marina and none of it is developed. The rejuvenated local cinema was an example of what it could be but surrounding it are decaying reminders of the towns former days. The Perks complex, alluded to as Pripyat-like in an earlier post, exemplifies the problems and inertia of the town. It's akin to protectionism to the detriment of direct investment. A decrepit Arcade beside a once humming Factory that’s been abandoned for decades. There is nothing modern about it nor the town itself which is a shame. No McDonalds, Starbucks, Costa etc, places which would be jammed during the season. There are no branded outlets there beyond the four main supermarkets. The remains of the old Hilltop Hotel remain exposed as well. An ugly eye sore. The Ironman race was held last year and, in a symbolic way, it lashed on the day whereas both days either side of it was gorgeous. It couldn't even catch that break. The Greenway will be welcome there and it should cultivate a reputation as Triathlon town if the Ironman becomes a mainstay in a way Tenby in Wales was rejuvenated with the race established there. Promoting the place as a boating/yachting destination would also help. The place just seems so insular with an isolated mindset that it is extremely frustrating and that is what makes it the worst town.
    For the record, pripyat is booming. I was there and tourists want to visit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,974 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    Limpy wrote: »
    Tipp town aka Kipp down

    Clonmel too.

    I stayed there for a bit-and geez, it's a town(Clonmel) that's gone to hell, frankly. My uncle used to live there too, when he retired. Place was fine up until the recession... then it nosedived. He left a few years before I got there, moved closer to his relatives.

    Nowadays, if you're a 'blow-in', they eye you with suspicion... like you're planning to steal their jobs. (There's only two major employers left in the place, possibly a third).

    Any friendly person I met there were blow-ins like myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    isn't it about time we had an irish version of this Book...

    61hh+QDiBFL.jpg

    i wonder is there any publisher in this country brave enough to take it on


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Clonmel too.

    I stayed there for a bit-and geez, it's a town(Clonmel) that's gone to hell, frankly. My uncle used to live there too, when he retired. Place was fine up until the recession... then it nosedived. He left a few years before I got there, moved closer to his relatives.
    It wasn't fine "until the recession".

    Used to be a dump until the Celtic tiger.

    No idea what it was like during the Celtic tiger days because it was a place to avoid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Athy. End of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    pollymv1 wrote: »
    Clonmellon x 2

    I drive through Clonmellon on a regular basis and you I have never seen anyone walking on the main street. There is one dismal little family shop at one end and a dark centra at the other end and that's it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,974 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    It wasn't fine "until the recession".

    Used to be a dump until the Celtic tiger.

    No idea what it was like during the Celtic tiger days because it was a place to avoid.

    That was kind of what I meant. When times were prosperous, the place was thriving.

    When it wasn't, place became an absolute dump.

    Sadly has a serious substance abuse problem at the moment. Anyone I know never stuck around the place during the weekends. Easier to go Waterford or Cork for a night out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92,394 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    Mallow


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