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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #6272
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    Both fine on their own
    Aurora is fine
    Portia is fine..... not that abomination

    no they are not. they are both terrible names


  • #6273
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    the_pen_turner wrote: »
    no they are not. they are both terrible names

    Yeah, she’ll get her pound of flesh.


  • #6274
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Just saw a "little princess" Aurora-Porrsha on Facebook.

    Looks horrible written down but even worse gwhen you say it out loud!

    Middle name Borealis?


  • #6275
    Bodhran
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭Bodhran


    Heard a young kid being called "Brooklyn" yesterday.


  • #6276
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Bodhran wrote: »
    Heard a young kid being called "Brooklyn" yesterday.


    Big Beckham fans maybe? You'll know for sure if they also have a Harper Seven.


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  • #6277
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Ipso wrote: »
    Yeah, she’ll get her pound of flesh.

    Think that is Shylock the money lender you are thinking of


  • #6278
    Macdarack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Macdarack


    What do ye cunce think of the name levi?


  • #6279
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,426 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    Macdarack wrote: »
    What do ye cunce think of the name levi?

    I don’t think I’ve ever met a Levi that wasn’t an absolutely scaldy townie (irrespective of which town he was from)


  • #6280
    johnmck
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 415 ✭✭johnmck


    Niamh or Aine


  • #6281
    Macdarack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭Macdarack


    Cornelius Crow wrote: »
    I don’t think I’ve ever met a Levi that wasn’t an absolutely scaldy townie (irrespective of which town he was from)

    You've met people called levi?


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  • #6282
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Macdarack wrote: »
    What do ye cunce think of the name levi?

    Personally think anyone who names their kids Levi should be put down immediately.


  • #6283
    JeffreyEpspeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭JeffreyEpspeen


    Berchmans.


  • #6284
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,302 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    johnmck wrote: »
    Niamh or Aine

    Are these bad names or what?

    Did these ladies do something on you, because Niamh is near the top of my list. Áine's not bad neither.


  • #6285
    JeffreyEpspeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭JeffreyEpspeen


    I had a crush on a girl called Clodagh in college. I think it's a lovely name.

    Not terribly gone on Grainne or Aine though.


  • #6286
    Tiredalways
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭Tiredalways


    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    Both fine on their own
    Aurora is fine
    Portia is fine..... not that abomination

    Knew a lady who wanted to call her child porsha. Her surname was carr. Hubby talked her out of it.thank god


  • #6287
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    Think that is Shylock the money lender you are thinking of

    Thanks for destroying my attempt at high browness.


  • #6288
    JeffreyEpspeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭JeffreyEpspeen


    Won't be long now till people are naming their kids after porn stars. In fact I wonder how many lads have suggested porn star names for their daughters and their partner is none the wiser where they're pulling the names from.


  • #6289
    Hamadeusentman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Hamadeusentman


    There's a little boy on my road who's named Parker. Sometimes there are no words needed.


  • #6290
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »
    I had a crush on a girl called Clodagh in college. I think it's a lovely name.

    Not terribly gone on Grainne or Aine though.

    Isn’t that part of it, though? If you know and like (or better still fancied) someone, doesn’t that influence whether or not you like a name? Or is it just me?


  • #6291
    Salty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Isn’t that part of it, though? If you know and like (or better still fancied) someone, doesn’t that influence whether or not you like a name? Or is it just me?

    Definitely. There are lots of "normal" names that I dislike because I've come across too many arseholes with those names :pac:


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  • #6292
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    American female names like Gretchen, Brie or Skyler

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



  • #6293
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 41,055 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name :)

    Parents fans of M*A*S*H ?

    Macdarack wrote: »
    What do ye cunce think of the name levi?

    If you knew more than one of them, then they'd be a pair of Levis.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • #6294
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,426 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    Macdarack wrote: »
    You've met people called levi?

    A few, yeah. Two I can think of off the top of my head.


  • #6295
    wandererz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,936 ✭✭✭wandererz


    Willy Johnson.

    Forever to be known by his classmates as Little Willy Johnson.

    "Hey Willy, how's your Johnson?"

    "Hey Mr Johnson, how's your Willy?"

    "Little Willy or big Johnson?"

    "Little Johnson or Big Willy?"

    The mind boggles.

    Should have just called him synonym.


  • #6296
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    wandererz wrote: »
    Willy Johnson.

    Forever to be known by his classmates as Little Willy Johnson.

    "Hey Willy, how's your Johnson?"

    "Hey Mr Johnson, how's your Willy?"

    "Little Willy or big Johnson?"

    "Little Johnson or Big Willy?"

    The mind boggles.

    Should have just called him synonym.

    I knew a guy called JT. You can guess what his proper name was


  • #6297
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    wandererz wrote: »
    Willy Johnson.

    Forever to be known by his classmates as Little Willy Johnson.

    "Hey Willy, how's your Johnson?"

    "Hey Mr Johnson, how's your Willy?"

    "Little Willy or big Johnson?"

    "Little Johnson or Big Willy?"

    The mind boggles.

    Should have just called him synonym.

    I knew a guy called JT. You can guess what his proper name was


  • #6298
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,841 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    cj maxx wrote: »
    I knew a guy called JT. You can guess what his proper name was

    Justin Timberlake?

    To thine own self be true



  • #6299
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Justin Timberlake?

    Its not Timberlake, its Trousersnake.


  • #6300
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,166 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    skooterblue2 wrote: »
    Its not Timberlake, its Trousersnake.

    Along the same lines


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  • #6301
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,769 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Saffron ......just no.


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