The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

skooterblue2 · 05-04-2020 03:47PM

Rufeo wrote: »

You have got to be kidding me. What an idiot that mother!

I would take no notice of it. Its not a real real report. Its like the black and tans outrage in the media. The government knew well this flu virus was coming and was using that time when journalists would be speculating to formulate a plan. If I heard about it in January that means the Irish Embassy/Consulate knew about it about 6 weeks before.
Right now there are massive things bigger than what is the corona virus going on in the money markets that the plebs dont need to be bothered about. That is why you have these types of stories. I was complaining about the "Black and Tans memorial" was hype to cover up "shorting" in the stock markets when Ray Dalio (Bridgewater) was urging people to buy stocks and "cash is trash" about two months back.

I Am Nobody · 06-04-2020 08:00PM

My recently rehomed neighbours, courtesy of the council. Has a daughter named Destiny, whom the mother screams for in the evenings from her doorway.

mcgragger · 06-04-2020 08:09PM

I Am Nobody wrote: »

My recently rehomed neighbours, courtesy of the council. Has a daughter named Destiny, whom the mother screams for in the evenings from her doorway.

Wow Destinys Child.

Sorry ðŸ€£

06-04-2020 09:14PM

I Am Nobody wrote: »

My recently rehomed neighbours, courtesy of the council. Has a daughter named Destiny, whom the mother screams for in the evenings from her doorway.

As in “Destiny Angel”, pilot in “Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons”?

skooterblue2 · 06-04-2020 09:19PM

Deleted User wrote: »

As in “Destiny Angel”, pilot in “Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons”?

No like "you are my Destiny"!
By any chance is your neighbour Lionel Richie?

SusieBlue · 14-04-2020 03:24PM

I’ve been watching Toddlers & Tiara’s this afternoon, some absolute crackers on it:

Princess Mehayleigh
Vegas-Jane
Abbriannah
Story-Ella
Precious Rose

Bodjhrjekekr · 14-04-2020 03:26PM

Hannibal

Enright · 14-04-2020 03:26PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

I wonder if they had a second male child, would they call him BJ

danemail · 14-04-2020 03:34PM

pmurphy00 wrote: »

fox.

Boy or girl? Somehow seems better if it were a boy.....

skooterblue2 · 14-04-2020 04:12PM

SusieBlue wrote: »

I’ve been watching Toddlers & Tiara’s this afternoon

You are seriously deprived of some purposeful task.

Ipso · 14-04-2020 06:33PM

skooterblue2 wrote: »

No like "you are my Destiny"!
By any chance is your neighbour Lionel Richie?

Stop this nonsense, we'll be at it all night long.

Ipso · 14-04-2020 06:35PM

Bodjhrjekekr wrote: »

Hannibal

You live in Carthage?

KaneToad · 14-04-2020 06:37PM

Ipso wrote: »

Stop this nonsense, we'll be at it all night long.

You'll have to scrape us off the ceiling.

skooterblue2 · 14-04-2020 08:26PM

Ipso wrote: »

You live in Carthage?

No
9 months ago he was just a twinkle in his daddys eye,
He escaped a maximum security Vagina to the under ground of LA,
Today still wanted by his mammy (god only knows why), the Gardai and the department of Social Protection (all for different reasons),
He survives as on the scratcher doing nixers,
If you have a problem and you think nobody else cares, you are right.
If you can find him and nobody else will unblock your drain junction.
Maybe you can hire him......

Hannibal, will work for gear and weed!!

Cantona's Collars · 14-04-2020 08:30PM

Enright wrote: »

I wonder if they had a second male child, would they call him BJ

Well if it was a BJ,the kid might never be conceived if you know what I mean

Rubberlegs · 14-04-2020 08:44PM

Enright wrote: »

I wonder if they had a second male child, would they call him BJ

I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name

Strumms · 14-04-2020 08:55PM

Ipso wrote: »

You live in Carthage?

As a kid I went to an art class, there was a lad participating called Carthage... I’ve never heard of anyone before or since who has or had been called that....

Conor Bourke · 14-04-2020 09:31PM

Strumms wrote: »

As a kid I went to an art class, there was a lad participating called Carthage... I’ve never heard of anyone before or since who has or had been called that....

Was that kids dad also called Carthage by any chance, dya know?

EagererBeaver · 14-04-2020 09:38PM

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

Well if it was a BJ,the kid might never be conceived if you know what I mean

I think we all know what you mean.

Strumms · 14-04-2020 09:41PM

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Was that kids dad also called Carthage by any chance, dya know?

No idea, the surname began with D.

Strumms · 14-04-2020 10:45PM

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name

I know a person called BJ too... if it had been me at whatever age I’m saying, “ok please call me Brian, or Bob”

15-04-2020 05:43AM

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Was that kids dad also called Carthage by any chance, dya know?

I used to work with a fella called Carthage. So they do exist. He’s been retired a while now.

15-04-2020 05:44AM

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I know of a BJ, an adult now. Most unfortunate choice of name

Boris Johnson?

Ipso · 15-04-2020 06:25AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Boris Johnson?

He’s hard to swallow, alright

Kylta · 15-04-2020 07:39AM

Kevin

Kylta · 15-04-2020 07:46AM

Bastard.
I don't know if it counts but i know a pal had a dog called bastard. He would yell for the dog on the street, and passing buy would actually think he was calling them names.
I used to love when the dog would not answer his called. It was here you Fu©king bastard. People actually though he was nuts.

Conor Bourke · 15-04-2020 09:19AM

Strumms wrote: »

No idea, the surname began with D.

Not who I’m thinking of, so it appears there’s a surprising number of men called Carthage rattling around!

FullBack Jam · 15-04-2020 09:28AM

Strumms wrote: »

I know a person called BJ too... if it had been me at whatever age I’m saying, “ok please call me Brian, or Bob”

Wouldn't that be an abbreviation for someone who was christened Billy Joe.
I'd definitely be insisting on being called my full name alright .

Foweva Awone · 21-04-2020 03:20PM

Just saw a "little princess" Aurora-Porrsha on Facebook.

Looks horrible written down but even worse when you say it out loud!

skooterblue2 · 21-04-2020 04:33PM

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just saw a "little princess" Aurora-Porrsha on Facebook.

Looks horrible written down but even worse when you say it out loud!

Both fine on their own
Aurora is fine
Portia is fine..... not that abomination

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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