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Did you expect more of an explosion of online activity from the crisis?

  • 30-03-2020 04:58AM
    #1
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I did.

    I expected an online renaissance.

    Instead we are all paranoid and crazy. :P


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm half expecting the internet to go down..


  • #3
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    I'm happy as a pig in shít, my wife is so bored she's making lasagne, some other shít I can't pronounce and 'SCONES'! 25 little bundles of happiness for uch, (with Jam and Butter of course)

    22/25



  • #4
    Slydice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    hold on there.. how did you just pronouce scones?


  • #5
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    uch wrote: »
    I'm happy as a pig in shít, my wife is so bored she's making lasagne, some other shít I can't pronounce and 'SCONES'! 25 little bundles of happiness for uch, (with Jam and Butter of course)

    Don't suppose you have some clotted cream and some nice English tea to go with..

    Also rasin or plain?


  • #6
    Shady Grady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shady Grady


    I did with more to talk to.My Mrs. after awhile stops listening to me, so the internet is all I have.


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  • #7
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Not really tbh. Most people spend so much time online anyway on an average day.


  • #8
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    But there IS an explosion in online activity? :confused:


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was thinking we could maybe have a thread where people could put up their peri-apocalyptic quarantine art.. only stuff that's been done during the lockdown..


  • #10
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    anybody havin the sex?


  • #11
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,450 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    LaFuton wrote: »
    anybody havin the sex?

    It falls under non essential services unfortunately.

    🙈🙉🙊



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  • #12
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    speak for yourself Monty old bean, i be dishin out that vital to life 5 minutes bedication


  • #13
    jaxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Montage of Feck wrote: »
    It falls under non essential services unfortunately.


    Bullpoo. Go 100 years without the world having sex, and then see if it's an essential service or not!


  • #14
    Darc19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,814 ✭✭✭Darc19


    LaFuton wrote: »
    anybody havin the sex?

    Unfortunately most of us are married. :D


  • #15
    KaneToad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭KaneToad


    Slydice wrote: »
    hold on there.. how did you just pronouce scones?

    I pronounce it scones but my other half pronounces it scones.



    ( Weird how that sentence works, eh?)


  • #16
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    LaFuton wrote: »
    anybody havin the sex?

    I'm on day 12 of an orgy it's been draining :pac:


  • #17
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    I'm on day 12 of an orgy it's been draining :pac:
    Eh hello? Social distancing anyone? :rolleyes:


  • #18
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    remember cyber sex?
    and that scene from demolition man with sandra bullocks and the dodgiest occulus rift

    lol


  • #19
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭magick


    Steam recorded record numbers of users online


  • #20
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    is steam another pornhub type site?
    id say they're flat out alrite
    durtay feckors


  • #21
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    LaFuton wrote: »
    remember cyber sex?
    and that scene from demolition man with sandra bullocks and the dodgiest occulus rift

    lol
    The Lawnmower Man was the first one.


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  • #22
    Podge201
    Closed Accounts Posts: 173 ✭✭Podge201


    Montage of Feck wrote: »
    It falls under non essential services unfortunately.

    That would be fingering.


  • #23
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    The Lawnmower Man was the first one.

    ohh yeah, thanks man

    *grabs the coconut oil*


  • #24
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Eh hello? Social distancing anyone? :rolleyes:

    ?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F73%2F12%2F13%2F73121380e6d399668dacbba2b9cea2af--funny-humor-so-funny.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

    :D


  • #25
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    damn she was so hot. frank in good shape too!


  • #26
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    LaFuton wrote: »
    damn she was so hot. frank in good shape too!


    She had a nice beaver too.

    Only recently had it stuffed.


  • #27
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    had the weirdest dream about an ex girlfriend last night, texted her today and told her what she was wearing and how good she looked.

    never know...

    yeah she blanked me, no reply, not even a wtf, maybe she's getting the image down and gonna come win me back..

    God, i love Guinness


  • #28
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    She had a nice beaver too.

    Only recently had it stuffed.

    i picked a bad week to stop stuffin beavers

    *cross-reference


  • #29
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Some YouTube channels are blowing up.
    Anything to do with cooking and home workouts are seeing a crazy amount of views.


  • #30
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭Feisar


    uch wrote: »
    I'm happy as a pig in shít, my wife is so bored she's making lasagne, some other shít I can't pronounce and 'SCONES'! 25 little bundles of happiness for uch, (with Jam and Butter of course)

    And cream, don’t forget the clotted cream

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • #31
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    No


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