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  • 04-03-2020 10:42PM
    #1
    Crock Rock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭


    Çe soir?

    There's room for two..... Maybe 3.


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  • #2
    Patser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,959 ✭✭✭Patser


    Non


  • #3
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,348 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Oui


  • #4
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    What a crock......


  • #5
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Oui, mais non, mais oui.

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  • #6
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    In the libary or Tescoes?


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  • #7
    Leg End Reject
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    anewme wrote: »
    In the libary or Tescoes?

    Translation: Dans la bibliothèque ou le supermarché?

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  • #8
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Marmalad or marmalady?


  • #9
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,305 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Je ne regrette rien :p


  • #10
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Liaisons dangereuses


  • #11
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,305 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    beejee wrote: »
    Marmalad or marmalady?


    Lady marmalad even? :eek:


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  • #12
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    beejee wrote: »
    Marmalad or marmalady?

    They are in aisle 7.

    Peseves aisle.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You’re what the French called Les Incompetents


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

    “They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”

    “No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”

    “Then what do they call it?”

    “They call it a Royale with cheese.”

    “Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”

    “Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”

    “Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”

    “I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”


  • #15
    Leg End Reject
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    Omackeral wrote: »
    Also Royale with cheese

    Aussi royale au fromage, cockwomble.

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  • #16
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Omackeral wrote: »
    You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?”

    “They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?”

    “No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f**k a quarter pounder is.”

    “Then what do they call it?”

    “They call it a Royale with cheese.”

    “Royale with cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?”

    “Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.”

    “Le Big Mac! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?”

    “I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.”

    That's from that burger King ad on telly?


  • #17
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    beejee wrote: »
    That's from that burger King ad on telly?

    You must mean buger king?


  • #18
    Leg End Reject
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    anewme wrote: »
    You must mean buger king?

    Bette than Supemacs.

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  • #19
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Bette than Supemacs.

    Definitely a bette buy.


  • #20
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    anewme wrote: »
    Definitely a bette buy.

    Much tastie alight.

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  • #21
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    anewme wrote: »
    You must mean buger king?

    No, I mean burger King, lower case "b", the franchise started by a plucky monaghan man in the 1970s.

    He has all the favourites like double rasher cheeseburger and mushroom double finnish


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  • #22
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    beejee wrote: »
    No, I mean burger King, lower case "b", the franchise started by a plucky monaghan man in the 1970s.

    He has all the favourites like double rasher cheeseburger and mushroom double finnish

    Did you find out all this in the libary?


  • #23
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    anewme wrote: »
    Did you find out all this in the libary?

    Well, I found a double rasher cheeseburger beside a libary once, some joker had taken all the cheese off it though


  • #24
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

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  • #25
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    beejee wrote: »
    Well, I found a double rasher cheeseburger beside a libary once, some joker had taken all the cheese off it though

    Wasnt me anyway, I'm a vegetaian


  • #26
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

    If the greatest minds in philosophy couldn't agree on that, how do you expect anyone here to know?


  • #27
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,202 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

    When he asked for an 'easi single' on his burger, they thought he was talking about his relationship status so left it off.


  • #28
    Leg End Reject
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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    If the greatest minds in philosophy couldn't agree on that, how do you expect anyone here to know?

    They weren't naked from the waist down, I think we can crack this.

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  • #29
    beejee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Is a cheeseburger without cheese actually a cheeseburger if no one sees the cheese being taken?

    Sorry, I forgot to finish that sentence, what I meant to say was that some joker had taken the cheese off it... And left the cheese beside the burger.

    I was able to match the imprint of the semi melted cheese to the angle of the droop on the bun.


  • #30
    Doctors room ghost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,863 ✭✭✭Doctors room ghost


    anewme wrote: »
    Did you find out all this in the libary?




    Ahh the “libary” thread.a classic.


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  • #31
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,628 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    beejee wrote: »
    Sorry, I forgot to finish that sentence, what I meant to say was that some joker had taken the cheese off it... And left the cheese beside the burger.

    I was able to match the imprint of the semi melted cheese to the angle of the droop on the bun.

    Smegma is no joking matter if it's reaching your buns.

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