The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Woshy · 24-02-2020 04:36PM

Also as I mentioned New Zealand above. There's a kid in school with mine called Kai - which is the te reo (Maori) word for food and is commonly used by people in NZ in conversation as in "will be go grab some kai".

Unfortunate name for a child!

jiltloop · 24-02-2020 04:38PM

Woshy wrote: »

You can try all you want but Paw Patrol is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's like a cult for 2 year olds

Thankfully I am passed the Paw Patrol phase. My kids have been deprogrammed!

I already went through Dora the Explorer and Bob the Builder phases with my 2 elder kids, I'm mentally preparing myself!

skooterblue2 · 24-02-2020 07:22PM

Woshy wrote: »

You can try all you want but Paw Patrol is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's like a cult for 2 year olds

2 year olds? I spent the whole summer watching it with my niece and nephew and loved it ....... (*penny drops*) , aww no I have the mind of a three year old!

skooterblue2 · 24-02-2020 07:23PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Quaden.

That is the closest thing I have seen to Quaaludes

Redneck Reject71 · 24-02-2020 07:27PM

My daughter was telling me about a new student in her class.I asked what her name was and the reply was Caspress.I thought I misheard but no that is the child's name.

Strumms · 24-02-2020 07:31PM

H.20v3 wrote: »

Kiki

Used to be women called kiki ,now there's lads with the name

Kiki, it’s a criminally lazy name to give a child. Not very Irish either, Kiki O’ Leary ? No thanks... I had an ex boss called Caelan which was weird especially considering the uniqueness of his surname too, deserved it though, a total cûnt.

skooterblue2 · 24-02-2020 10:18PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Quaden.

Maybe Jayden was conceived on Quaaludes while his folks were a fornicatin', sure beats gettin' high on oxycotin.

ThewhiteJesus · 24-02-2020 10:21PM

Kevin

bazermc · 24-02-2020 10:24PM

Jesus

Redneck Reject71 · 24-02-2020 10:28PM

bazermc wrote: »

Jesus

That is a very common name in Mexico.

JustAThought · 24-02-2020 10:29PM

H.20v3 wrote: »

Kiki

Used to be women called kiki ,now there's lads with the name

Enid Blyton books -forget which series - their pet parrot was called Kiki. Forever enshrined.

skooterblue2 · 24-02-2020 11:59PM

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

That is a very common name in Mexico.

Remember Zeus in the film Defiance? He was played by Leif Screiber?

thesandeman · 25-02-2020 02:22AM

JustAThought wrote: »

Enid Blyton books -forget which series - their pet parrot was called Kiki. Forever enshrined.

In fairness, The Famous Five had a dog called Timmy and a girl called George.
Enid was either seriously f*cked up or well before her time.

seagull · 25-02-2020 12:43PM

thesandeman wrote: »

In fairness, The Famous Five had a dog called Timmy and a girl called George.
Enid was either seriously f*cked up or well before her time.

By memory, George was Georgina, and not overly fond of the whole name.

What's the objection to a dog called Timmy?

The Nal · 25-02-2020 12:46PM

EagererBeaver · 25-02-2020 12:56PM

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

That is a very common name in Mexico.

Spanish speaking countries*

Hotblack Desiato · 26-02-2020 11:07AM

stryker mcqueen wrote: »

Re paw patrol .... kid in my Daughters school called Ryder .....ready for action Ryder sir!

Poor child

Maybe he'll grow up to be a 24 hour party person

...

Keith is okay on paper... but it inevitably becomes Keet

D3V!L · 26-02-2020 11:15AM

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Keith is okay on paper... but it inevitably becomes Keet

Is it popular these days ? My brother is called Keith but he's in his 40's.

Markcheese · 27-02-2020 10:25PM

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Maybe he'll grow up to be a 24 hour party person

...

Keith is okay on paper... but it inevitably becomes Keet

It'd be his plastic gave id worry about ..

Zirconia · 27-02-2020 10:34PM

Have to mention the Zappa family, with the wierdest names ever; daughters Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, and son Dweezil! I know they sound made up - but they're not!!

Deebles McBeebles · 27-02-2020 11:00PM

Zirconia wrote: »

Have to mention the Zappa family, with the wierdest names ever; daughters Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, and son Dweezil! I know they sound made up - but they're not!!

Don't forget Dweezil's kids, Zola Frank Zappa and Ceylon Indira Zappa. The music makes it forgivable!

saralou2011 · 01-03-2020 03:09PM

Tyson fury's kids are called Valencia, Venezuela and all 3 of his son's are called prince.

EmmetSpiceland · 02-03-2020 11:43AM

There’s a “Rocco” in school with my kids.

Was at an event there on Saturday and got talking to a friend of a friend who’s partner just had a baby. I enquired as to the name, or if they’d chosen one, and he told me they would be calling him “Mulick”.

Now, I heard “Ulick” so I asked him if that was after the writer, Ulick O’Connor, who passed away recently enough.

I mean, the only other “Ulick” I could think of was a character from Brinsley MacNamara’s ‘The Valley of the Squinting Windows’ and, of course, the fictitious “Magee” you’d see in “guest books” around the country.

Anyway, no, I was told the name was going to be “Mulick”. They like the sound of it.

statto25 · 02-03-2020 11:53AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There’s a “Rocco” in school with my kids.

Was at an event there on Saturday and got talking to a friend of a friend who’s partner just had a baby. I enquired as to the name, or if they’d chosen one, and he told me they would be calling him “Mulick”.

Now, I heard “Ulick” so I asked him if that was after the writer, Ulick O’Connor, who passed away recently enough.

I mean, the only other “Ulick” I could think of was a character from Brinsley MacNamara’s ‘The Valley of the Squinting Windows’ and, of course, the fictitious “Magee” you’d see in “guest books” around the country.

Anyway, no, I was told the name was going to be “Mulick”. They like the sound of it.

Was the child's surname McGee? Please say yes

Beanntraigheach · 02-03-2020 12:06PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There’s a “Rocco” in school with my kids.

You godda problem with da name "Rocco"!? Ya lousy bum ya.

EmmetSpiceland · 02-03-2020 12:06PM

statto25 wrote: »

Was the child's surname McGee? Please say yes

Haha, no it’s not. Unfortunately. But still, what are they thinking??

partyguinness · 02-03-2020 04:09PM

What about Donald Trump's son 'Baron'.

corner of hells · 16-03-2020 07:44AM

"Dakodah Marie" , that's it , that's how she spelt it.She wanted something unique.

I mean who in their right mind calls a child Marie , these days.

Hotblack Desiato · 21-03-2020 12:55AM

partyguinness wrote: »

What about Donald Trump's son 'Baron'.

His surname is always going to be worse

Bobblehats · 21-03-2020 01:06AM

What we gonna do when these ostentatious names become the norm

As is happening, in certain sections of our communities we’re not seriously expected to utter them without wryly mocking / breaking our shįįte laughing are we? That would take immense restraint

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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