The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

yerwanthere123 · 09-02-2020 12:25AM

Worked in a school in Castleisland and there was a child named Pharrell.

Pharrell from Castleisland.

Deja Boo · 09-02-2020 12:28AM

I don't think any good would come of naming a child Dorcas.

Purple Mountain · 09-02-2020 12:31AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Worked in a school in Castleisland and there was a child named Pharrell.

Pharrell from Castleisland.

Was he one of the Farrells from Castleisland by any chance?

Witchie · 09-02-2020 12:42AM

happyday wrote: »

I knew a dog called Pax. Just saying...

I knew a dog called Jake but still called my second son Jake. Just sayin'.

skooterblue2 · 09-02-2020 12:48AM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Was he one of the Farrells from Castleisland by any chance?

Pharrell Farrell? are you for real?

Hotblack Desiato · 11-02-2020 11:05AM

cjmc wrote: »

Wtf was that. ?

Serge Gainsbourg, renowned French sleazebag, wrote a song about "lollipops" for an 18 year old singer who didn't realise it was really about BJs :cool:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_sucettes

Foweva Awone · 15-02-2020 07:08AM

Good lord.

Amber Rose just got her kids' names, Bash and Slash, tattooed across her forehead.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/amber-rose-says-kobe-bryants-death-gave-her-the-courage-for-face-tattoo/

Dufflecoat Fanny · 15-02-2020 07:24AM

If I have a son I'm calling him lieutenant Dan

Deebles McBeebles · 15-02-2020 12:35PM

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Good lord.

Amber Rose just got her kids' names, Bash and Slash, tattooed across her forehead.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/amber-rose-says-kobe-bryants-death-gave-her-the-courage-for-face-tattoo/

And manages to rope Kobe Bryant into it. Jesus wept. The attention seeking.

Motivator · 15-02-2020 12:48PM

Brooklyn, Aaliyah and Savannah-Rae.

All from the same family and the whitest children you’ve ever seen.

MuffinTop86 · 15-02-2020 12:51PM

Suin. Or siun even. Pronounced shoo-in. Vile

maxsmum · 15-02-2020 12:54PM

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Suin. Or siun even. Pronounced shoo-in. Vile

Siun is an OK name. People who pronounce it shoe-in ruin it though.

MuffinTop86 · 15-02-2020 12:57PM

No, whatever way you say it doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s a terrible name.
My colleague who is barely comprehensible at the best of times keeps mentioning it as it’s his daughter’s name. I thought he kept talking about Tuam.

deisedevil · 15-02-2020 12:59PM

Maybe ye mean Siún. Pronounced Shoon, because of the fada that's supposed to be there. Think it's a lovely name meself.

23-02-2020 09:26AM

The child in the news as of late. Not Jayden, not Kayden, not even Brayden.

Quaden.

HildaOgdenx · 24-02-2020 12:37AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Heard a man call after his kids today in Rathfarnham 'Gilbert! Alpha!' and I chuckled.

I met Paris (girl) and Clarkson (boy) tonight in Aldi.

H.20v3 · 24-02-2020 12:40AM

Kiki

Used to be women called kiki ,now there's lads with the name

Gwen Cooper · 24-02-2020 10:37AM

Woman named Keren tried to connect with me on LinkedIn this morning. Eugh.

ButtersSuki · 24-02-2020 10:41AM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Woman named Keren tried to connect with me on LinkedIn this morning. Eugh.

I think I speak for most men when I say "was she hot or not?". :pac:

Gwen Cooper · 24-02-2020 11:40AM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I think I speak for most men when I say "was she hot or not?". :pac:

Would you believe I didn't even look at the picture? I just saw the name and declined in disgust.

partyguinness · 24-02-2020 11:43AM

Young fella in my son's class called "Chase".

I just assumed it was his nickname and asked about his real name. No- it is Chase.

ButtersSuki · 24-02-2020 12:02PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Would you believe I didn't even look at the picture? I just saw the name and declined in disgust.

We can deduce from this your username is real. :pac:

seagull · 24-02-2020 02:33PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Woman named Keren tried to connect with me on LinkedIn this morning. Eugh.

It's a Jewish/Israeli name. Unless it was a local bastardised version of Karen.

Gwen Cooper · 24-02-2020 03:14PM

seagull wrote: »

It's a Jewish/Israeli name. Unless it was a local bastardised version of Karen.

I see. I'm a victim of my own ignorance then! (Still don't like the name, but I'm slightly less mad

)

jiltloop · 24-02-2020 03:33PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Young fella in my son's class called "Chase".

I just assumed it was his nickname and asked about his real name. No- it is Chase.

Maybe his parents are big fans of The Chase? :pac:

Awful name.

ButtersSuki · 24-02-2020 03:35PM

jiltloop wrote: »

Maybe his parents are big fans of The Chase? :pac:

Awful name.

Prob. Paw Patrol. One of the pups is called Chase. Chase is on the case.

Have a child and this is what your viewing will become.

Woshy · 24-02-2020 04:02PM

partyguinness wrote: »

Young fella in my son's class called "Chase".

I just assumed it was his nickname and asked about his real name. No- it is Chase.

I worked with a lady in New Zealand whose son was called Chase. It was her maiden name so her son kinda had both parent's names without the whole hyphenation thing. I kinda like it in that case

stryker mcqueen · 24-02-2020 04:04PM

Re paw patrol .... kid in my Daughters school called Ryder .....ready for action Ryder sir!

Poor child

jiltloop · 24-02-2020 04:07PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Prob. Paw Patrol. One of the pups is called Chase. Chase is on the case.

Have a child and this is what your viewing will become.

It's down the road for me, i'll try to keep my 10 month old away from it for as long as I can! :pac:

Woshy · 24-02-2020 04:34PM

jiltloop wrote: »

It's down the road for me, i'll try to keep my 10 month old away from it for as long as I can! :pac:

You can try all you want but Paw Patrol is coming for you and there's nothing you can do to stop it. It's like a cult for 2 year olds

Thankfully I am passed the Paw Patrol phase. My kids have been deprogrammed!

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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