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Things not to do when you're drunk

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  • #32
    Ladybird18
    Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭Ladybird18


    Fill someones Chanel bag with mince pies thinking they will piss themselves laughing when they find them the morning after the xmas party. They wont.


  • #33
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Sing Sonny's Dream when you only know three lines of the song. Every drunken sing along I've been at 😳


  • #34
    Rufeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    I don't drink that much. I feel it's a waste.


  • #35
    js35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    Bong before beer you’re in the clear
    Beer before bong you’re in the wrong


  • #36
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Deja Boo wrote: »
    Fire up the Bbq... with your breath

    Petrol or kerosene..... Then light it while looking I to it closely....


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  • #37
    saabsaab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,187 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    Climb up on the parapet of a bridge to show you can cross the river that way without falling.



    Oh' Tell everyone in the pub how much better Cork is than Dublin. In Dublin.


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,208 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Texting any girl who you like, or have been dating. It's generally cringe-worthy the next day to read.


  • #39
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,513 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Cocaine. Then youre sober again and continue to drink.


  • #40
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    Cocaine. Then youre sober again and continue to drink.

    Nicolas cage could help you out there....


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Just woke up there now. Face paralized with a headache

    The usual boot up routine l, frantically trying to remember what stupid **** I may have done in the last 12 hours


    **cold sweats**


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  • #42
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Wire a plug


  • #43
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Stick a fork or other foreign object into a socket


  • #44
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Acquire a for sale sign and bring it on a bus


  • #45
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Bring a bus stop onto a bus


  • #46
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Go into the Garda station to order a curry


  • #47
    js35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Go into the Garda station to order a curry

    :pac: :pac: :pac:


  • #48
    Paulzx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,150 ✭✭✭Paulzx


    Best mans speech at a wedding.

    Just don't...

    All the lads will think it's hilarious.

    Mother in Laws won't:eek:


  • #49
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Tell female work colleagues, how beautiful they are.🀢


  • #50
    ChikiChiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    Try and cook rashers in the toaster.

    Needless to say, that one didn't end well.


  • #51
    keepalive213
    Closed Accounts Posts: 685 ✭✭✭keepalive213


    Take a dump in the bath and deny any involvement.


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  • #52
    saabsaab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,187 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Go into the Garda station to order a curry


    You'd want to be well scuttered to do that.


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