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Things not to do when you're drunk

  • 07-02-2020 10:56PM
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭


    Hello AH.

    Can we gather the collective knowledge of the internets best kept secret and discuss.

    What are the top 3 things one should never ever do when drunk(ish)

    I propose le following.

    1. Drive
    2. Try something new
    3. Start a thread in AH.


    Directors Edit:
    4. Text your boss.

    25 year anniversary special edition edit:
    5.Do the eulogy at a funeral


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Comments

  • #2
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,294 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Drink more.


  • #3
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Slice lemons. Or limes.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Drink more.

    **insert look of disdain here**


  • #5
    368100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭368100


    Yeah, talk to a sober boss when you're well on it at stage of dancing at every opportunity


  • #6
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,294 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    AckwelFoley wrote: »
    **insert look of disdain here**

    Are you drunk?


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  • #7
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    368100 wrote: »
    Yeah, talk to a sober boss when you're well on it at stage of dancing at every opportunity

    Its complete fcuk up particularly when you call to his house at 3am.

    Dont do that.


  • #8
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Are you drunk?

    Ish


  • #9
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Climb things
    Operate heavy machinery
    Get married (in Vegas?)
    Get a tattoo
    Call the ex.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #10
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    I found a half eaten hamburger, sauce and all, in the coat pocket of my new suit when I went to hang it up the next day. That was a long time ago but it shows the silly things you do when drunk.

    So don’t put half eaten burgers in you pocket when drunk.


  • #11
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    Pluck eyebrows.


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  • #12
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    Have sex with a colleague!!


  • #13
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    tayto lover wrote: »
    I found a half eaten hamburger, sauce and all, in the coat pocket of my new suit when I went to hang it up the next day. That was a long time ago but it shows the silly things you do when drunk.

    So don’t put half eaten burgers in you pocket when drunk.

    I have a good friend that will eat literally anything when hes drunk. He ate a burger that had a boot mark in it outside the IT in athlone

    But, his piece de resistance is eating a urinal block out of a urinal in Newcastle for £20.


  • #14
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    1. Sleep it off in public

    2. Sleep it off at home (chances are you’ve ended up in someone else’s house)

    3. Forget both of the above


  • #15
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Check out the talent, drink more, suddenly what wasn't talent becomes talent.....

    Scary stuff


  • #16
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,984 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Sext your ex.

    To thine own self be true



  • #17
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Show up in court.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Posting on boards.


  • #19
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Posting on boards.

    Internet.

    Wifi should have a breathalyser.


  • #20
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Call the wife and tell her I'm gay....





    Then run away with the mistress.


  • #21
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    iamstop wrote: »
    Show up in court.

    Been there...

    Worked out better then expected


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  • #22
    Sheeps
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    1. Vote Fine Gael
    2. Vote Fianna Fáil


  • #23
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Sheeps wrote: »
    1. Vote Fine Gael
    2. Vote Fianna Fáil

    We really are fooked


  • #24
    KaneToad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭KaneToad


    One eyed Jack wrote: »

    2. Sleep it off at home (chances are you’ve ended up in someone else’s house)

    Did this before.

    Lost my keys...had to climb over side gate... thankfully back door unlocked...flopped into the armchair to catch some zzz's. Wasn't my house. It was two doors down. Didn't know them well, at the time. Hell of an icebreaker..


  • #25
    Deja Boo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,144 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Fire up the Bbq... with your breath


  • #26
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,259 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Try to lick your elbow. It never ends well.


  • #27
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    Play golf.


  • #28
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    KaneToad wrote: »
    Did this before.

    Lost my keys...had to climb over side gate... thankfully back door unlocked...flopped into the armchair to catch some zzz's. Wasn't my house. It was two doors down. Didn't know them well, at the time. Hell of an icebreaker..

    Great story that.

    Friends of mine. Field trip to sligo. Arrive at the mates house. Told to ask taxi to take them to 21 derp derp estate after the night club. Key will be under the plant pot. Free bed upstairs first on the left.


    Fast forward. 3am. Taxi 12 derp derp estate.

    Plant pot. Key

    First upstairs on the left.

    Man and woman in bed. Who da fuk are yeee!!!!

    Eh.. morto.

    Lucky for them Ireland isnt Texas


  • #29
    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,673 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    1)Take part in any sport in any way (bar spectating). Slippy slidey dress shoes and five a side football does not end well.

    2)Order takeaway.." Ya, I'll have the extra large monster burger meal. And a snackbox"

    3)Browse online shopping websites. Especially the Chinese ones, cos everything is cheap. And sure, who doesn't want a dozen solar powered f@cking reindeer.


  • #30
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Try to lick your elbow. It never ends well.

    Even sober one looks like a gob****e trying that


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  • #31
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Wrestle.


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