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Awkward moment

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  • 01-01-2020 11:03pm
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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭


    So...this morning while having a shower after a rake of pints last night and looking after herself I knocked one out ..as a hangover cure..as u do..then the missus starts getting all hot and bothered ....cue a lot of lame excuses why the blood was not flowing....then I said fook it...came clean...she just laughed but by God was it an awkward moment...
    What has been your most awkward moment of the year so far ???
    Tldr caught ****....


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,143 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    So...this morning while having a shower after a rake of pints last night and looking after herself I knocked one out ..as a hangover cure..as u do..then the missus starts getting all hot and bothered ....cue a lot of lame excuses why the blood was not flowing....then I said fook it...came clean...she just laughed but by God was it an awkward moment...
    What has been your most awkward moment of the year so far ???
    Tldr caught ****....

    Reading this.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Well lads, is that an actual hangover cure?


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    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Well lads, is that an actual hangover cure?

    Not a cure per sé, it definitely "helps" though... ;)


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Well lads, is that an actual hangover cure?

    That and a chicken fillet roll......


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    gifted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,874 ✭✭✭gifted


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Well lads, is that an actual hangover cure?


    No its not.....I'd worship her even more if she brought me up 2 panadol and some water.....


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    odyssey06
    Registered Users Posts: 28,362 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    That and a chicken fillet roll......

    I think what you're doing with the chicken fillet roll is illegal is 48 states.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,556 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Well lads, is that an actual hangover cure?

    An auld bit of slap and tickle released oxytocin ;)
    Works for the milder hangover...
    But!

    Woe betide the dehydrated 30+ shag where you fire dust and she has a fanny like sandpaper no matter how much foreplay is partaken in...

    Auld age is no fúcking.....
    Fun ;)


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    Wibbs
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    Idiot boy wrote: »
    That and a chicken fillet roll......
    Oh la de fcukin la IB. The right honourable Lord Muck over here. Notions... :D In my day it was a proper greasy fryup with black and white pudding, shrooms egg, bacon and sausages.
    Fieldog wrote: »
    Not a cure per sit definitely "helps" though... ;)
    It does too.
    gifted wrote: »
    No its not.....I'd worship her even more if she brought me up 2 panadol and some water.....
    Not panadol for a start. Paracetamol stresses the liver already trying to flush out the alcogoo.

    The night before chug at least a half pint of water with some added effer, evver, fizzy vitamin C tabs. A hint of a certain variety of hemp the previous also helps(turns out it also protects the liver in drinkers). When imbibing avoid red drinks, less of a hangover with vodka and tonic at the other extreme. I did read somewhere the greasy fry does help. IIRC something about the way the body processes saturated fats does something. *Edit* The salt helps to replace salts you would have peed out. A fry tends to be "binding" too, so might head off the liquid sit downs. Unless eggs go through you like the divil through Naas. again IIRC adding ketchup to the mix also helps. Beta Carotene or somesuch.

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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,068 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    What has been your most awkward moment of the year so far ???.

    Bit of a premature question, much like your solo shower seduction.

    To thine own self be true



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    listermint
    Registered Users Posts: 33,756 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Well lads, is that an actual hangover cure?

    Aye pumping blood into an already dehydrated brain.



    The answer is no. Sure way for headache :)


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    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    listermint wrote: »
    Aye pumping blood into an already dehydrated brain.



    The answer is no. Sure way for headache :)

    Just wondered. I always only gave my men the greasy fry. Wondered was I neglecting them all these years.


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Just wondered. I always only gave my men the greasy fry. Wondered was I neglecting them all these years.

    A good BJ and then a fry up...you will reach legend status.....


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    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    A good BJ and then a fry up...you will reach legend status.....

    Well......I am not one to kiss and tell...;)


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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    So...this morning while having a shower after a rake of pints last night and looking after herself I knocked one out ..as a hangover cure..as u do..then the missus starts getting all hot and bothered ....cue a lot of lame excuses why the blood was not flowing....then I said fook it...came clean...she just laughed but by God was it an awkward moment...
    What has been your most awkward moment of the year so far ???
    Tldr caught ****....


    So long as you cleaned the shower....thoroughly!


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    So long as you cleaned the shower....thoroughly!

    Maybe......


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Well......I am not one to kiss and tell...;)

    I like your style..


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    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    So long as you cleaned the shower....thoroughly!

    You do know showers have running water in them, right.


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    You do know showers have running water in them, right.

    Ur assuming people actually turn on the shower for a fap....
    Some do ..but their just weird....lol.x


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    mfceiling
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    Idiot boy wrote: »
    That and a chicken fillet roll......

    Best not to do it in centra all the same.


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Best not to do it in centra all the same.

    Your probably right...iv heard their hygiene standards are quite low...wouldn't want to catch an infection in me toddger....


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    #22
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    Maybe......


    eeeeew do your kids use that shower???


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    Idiot boy
    Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    eeeeew do your kids use that shower???

    I tell them its melted marshmallow.

    🙊🎅


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    #24
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    You let your wife down .you let us down...and most of all ..you let yourself down op.


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    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    You let your wife down .you let us down...and most of all ..you let yourself down op.

    Ah come on, are you actually believing this bull.


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    Idiot boy wrote: »
    I tell them its melted marshmallow.

    ����


    Noice fathering! ;)


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    #27
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Ah come on, are you actually believing this bull.
    Does stuff really need to have happened to be the absolute ****ing TRUTH!??

    No...it does not.


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    #28
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Does stuff really need to have happened to be the absolute ****ing TRUTH!??

    No...it does not.

    Calm down vibes. Maybe you need to start another thread.


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    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,911 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Not a cure per sé, it definitely "helps" though... ;)

    Cracking one off after cracking a few open...


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    #30
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    KathleenGrant wrote: »
    Calm down vibes. Maybe you need to start another thread.


    I rarely start threads. Ya mean girl!


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    #31
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    I rarely start threads. Ya mean girl!

    You rarely start threads. :D ok

    Which mean girl am I? Regina George?


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