Christmas is Horrible

MrAbyss · 25-12-2019 11:38AM #1

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

Salary Negotiator · 25-12-2019 11:39AM

Ah it’s grand.

Guy:Incognito · 25-12-2019 11:41AM

I've never beaten the missus and I'm not an alcoholic. Christmas is grand.

Time off work and presents? Yeah, life is terrible....

BDI · 25-12-2019 11:41AM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

So you are saying more people leave their abusive partners and get help at this time of year?

Sounds great.

s7ryf3925pivug · 25-12-2019 11:42AM

Christmas is a celebration to mitigate the effects of lack of daylight around the Winter Solstice.

25-12-2019 11:43AM

Someone's not happy with their Christmas presents obviously..

Collie D · 25-12-2019 11:45AM

I get that Christmas is tough on some people but for the majority it’s a nice time, maybe a bit stressful or even a pain in the ass at times.

But Jesus, nearly every AH thread about it is negative.

Happy Christmas, OP and all

Timberrrrrrrr · 25-12-2019 11:47AM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail SANTA.

Fixed that for you, happy christmas.

KungPao · 25-12-2019 11:50AM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

Happy Festivus.

cj maxx · 25-12-2019 11:53AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Someone's not happy with their Christmas presents obviously..

Socks are not a good present obviously.

The Satanist · 25-12-2019 11:54AM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Hail Satan.

Agreed.

dodzy · 25-12-2019 11:55AM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

Piss off Grinch

Collie D · 25-12-2019 11:58AM

cjmc wrote: »

Socks are not a good present obviously.

Socks are an excellent present.

While we’re here: Ladies, if you’re feeling guilty about getting your boyfriend/husband/dad/brother socks again...don’t! We’re an awful gender to buy for and we do love getting socks.

25-12-2019 12:06PM

I love getting socks because a pair only lasts two wears at most.

Edgware · 25-12-2019 12:27PM

ReginaldSmythV wrote: »

I love getting socks because a pair only lasts two wears at most.

Thanks for that observation Leo

25-12-2019 12:28PM

Edgware wrote: »

Thanks for that observation Leo

I doubt Leo has ever worn a steel toecap.

andekwarhola · 25-12-2019 12:34PM

One of the best things about middle age is no zany fcukin presents. Just stuff you wear in bed, drink or spend.

Rodin · 25-12-2019 12:40PM

ReginaldSmythV wrote: »

I love getting socks because a pair only lasts two wears at most.

Cut your toenails then.

25-12-2019 12:43PM

Rodin wrote: »

Cut your toenails then.

See above.

kal7 · 25-12-2019 12:43PM

Happy with my socks.

One of the people you are with really appreciates you all being together. You maybe that way sometime.

25-12-2019 12:49PM

I'm not a huge Christmas fan.... But time off work, few days at home with my Dad, week away with girlfriend before back to the grind 💰 ..... I'll take it every year

Richard Hillman · 25-12-2019 12:59PM

I forget how miserable it is until I wake up on the day. Don't talk to any of the family so I'm still in bed and enjoying some wine and roses from my the comfort of my mattress.

0ph0rce0 · 25-12-2019 01:01PM

Collie D wrote: »

Socks are an excellent present.

While we’re here: Ladies, if you’re feeling guilty about getting your boyfriend/husband/dad/brother socks again...don’t! We’re an awful gender to buy for and we do love getting socks.

Grand for an oul **** when the tissues are gone. The more socks the merrier I say.

Dr. Bre · 25-12-2019 01:02PM

Santa is an anagram of Satan

Mysterypunter · 25-12-2019 01:04PM

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Santa is an anagram of Satan

A dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

Sir Oxman · 25-12-2019 01:07PM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

Great doc on Netflix, really enjoyable.:)

nthclare · 25-12-2019 01:09PM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

We're having a sober pagan meal in the evening in the Burren, lots of naked dancing and we're going to sacrifice a rhododendron, burn it in the fulacht fiadh and cook a few bass and cod on top, caught this morning by a virgin.

You need to have a pentagram tat on your earlobe to get in.

Join us for a real yule time mixed with people from all quarters of society, great sound system and its going to be dark, no alcohol or drugs just a bunch of sober pagans who are liberated from drink drugs and superficial influences...

Hail Macha the beautiful goddess and Ball from the middle East will be making an appearance..

Join us on the dark side of Christmas

patmac · 25-12-2019 01:10PM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

Everything that’s wrong with the snowflake generation summed up in one post. New Years Resolution OP Look for the positives in life.

Borgo · 25-12-2019 01:12PM

MrAbyss wrote: »

Most of you only pretend you like it. It's ok to despise it. More women enter shelters after being battered this time of year than any other. Most people are depressed while pretending to be happy. Booze is medication for the boredom. Liberate yourself from the farce and refuse it.

Hail Satan.

Ah Gway outta that. Grab a can and calm down. Up Crimbo.

Sir Oxman · 25-12-2019 01:23PM

https://twitter.com/hlinehan/status/1208348809530691584?s=20

25-12-2019 01:26PM

Borgo wrote: »

Ah Gway outta that. Grab a can and calm down. Up Crimbo.

Always look on the bright side of life, OP, de de de de de de,

Always look on the bright side of life de de de de de de de de

Christmas is Horrible

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