What boardsies would you bring back?

15-10-2019 12:27AM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Honestly, the people who thanked this post, shame on you all.

If this Forum has lacked anything in recent years, it was originality and humour. Some of us are fed-up with staid, middle-aged anxiety towards how the world is changing.

Sometimes it's a relief to log-on and catch a glimpse of the boards of the mid-00's, when everyone wasn't obsessed with nonce words like "woke" and "cuck", nor wound up in a ball of "economic anxiety".

Frankly, some of the people involved in thanking the above post are some of the least-craic on this website. We should be glad, in an age of Twitter and Instagram, that anyone is still making an effort on this website - and enjoy it. Don't be so bloody miserable all the time, hmm?

You're right, it's a borderline outrage. Those who don't venerate excrement, profound shame on their lack of self-respect. They're so boring they should be consigned to an old folks home. Them miseryguts, how dare they flippantly dismiss inane drivel. It's almost as if they intelligently deride crass stupidity, the sheer effrontery of it all.

Wayne Jarvis · 15-10-2019 12:40AM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Honestly, the people who thanked this post, shame on you all.

If this Forum has lacked anything in recent years, it was originality and humour. Some of us are fed-up with staid, middle-aged anxiety towards how the world is changing.

Sometimes it's a relief to log-on and catch a glimpse of the boards of the mid-00's, when everyone wasn't obsessed with nonce words like "woke" and "cuck", nor wound up in a ball of "economic anxiety".

Frankly, some of the people involved in thanking the above post are some of the least-craic on this website. We should be glad, in an age of Twitter and Instagram, that anyone is still making an effort on this website - and enjoy it. Don't be so bloody miserable all the time, hmm?

Ah to be honest Tyrant when I posted that message under my Omackeral account I was still locked from posting as Bigbagofcans earlier that day so wasn’t in my right mind. Why I thanked the post under so many of my other accounts I’m not 100% sure but I will chalk it up to feeling the pressure of having so many accounts going at once. I’m overworked and stressed out with it all. I regret posting it now but I just made up for it by posting the message I am replying to right now under my A Tyrant Named Miltiades! account.

Leg End Reject · 15-10-2019 12:43AM

Guy Person wrote: »

Ah to be honest Tyrant when I posted that message under my Omackeral account I was still locked from posting as Bigbagofcans earlier that day so wasn’t in my right mind. Why I thanked the post under so many of my other accounts I’m not 100% sure but I will chalk it up to feeling the pressure of having so many accounts going at once. I’m overworked and stressed out with it all. I regret posting it now but I just made up for it by posting the message I am replying to right now under my A Tyrant Named Miltiades! account.

It is all rather a chore, Earthhorse. Tomorrow I'm Persepoly and I shall have to work on the transition before logging in. Embarrassingly, I can't remember who's taking over this account.

15-10-2019 12:48AM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It is all rather a chore, Earthhorse. Tomorrow I'm Persepoly and I shall have to work on the transition before logging in. Embarrassingly, I can't remember who's taking over this account.

Fùck. I forgot you become me on Tuesdays, which, if my time is correct, is now.

15-10-2019 12:49AM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Honestly, the people who thanked this post, shame on you all.

If this Forum has lacked anything in recent years, it was originality and humour. Some of us are fed-up with staid, middle-aged anxiety towards how the world is changing.

Sometimes it's a relief to log-on and catch a glimpse of the boards of the mid-00's, when everyone wasn't obsessed with nonce words like "woke" and "cuck", nor wound up in a ball of "economic anxiety".

Frankly, some of the people involved in thanking the above post are some of the least-craic on this website. We should be glad, in an age of Twitter and Instagram, that anyone is still making an effort on this website - and enjoy it. Don't be so bloody miserable all the time, hmm?

That's it.... let it all out. That was building up for a while was't it!?

15-10-2019 12:50AM

Guy Person wrote: »

Ah that’s a shame. I always found him funny.

I noticed too that Zorya is gone which is another shame as I like her, another funny poster gone. I replied to her last post on the site which suggests to me I scared her off. I have a knack for doing that with the ladies, it’s my gift. :cool:

Roger is back!!

Leg End Reject · 15-10-2019 12:50AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Fùck. I forgot you become me on Tuesdays, which, if my time is correct, is now.

It's exhausting isn't it? Now, log out and I'll take over.

15-10-2019 12:51AM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It's exhausting isn't it? Now, log out and I'll take over.

Ok. Gimmee a minute.

EmmetSpiceland · 15-10-2019 12:55AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A incontinent lack of control bordering on frazzled incoherence.

The title of your sex tape?

Wayne Jarvis · 15-10-2019 12:57AM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

It is all rather a chore, Earthhorse. Tomorrow I'm Persepoly and I shall have to work on the transition before logging in. Embarrassingly, I can't remember who's taking over this account.

I'm you tomorrow. Let's see if I still scare off women when I am one.

Wayne Jarvis · 15-10-2019 12:59AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Roger is back!!

Cool! I'm going to sleep now so I'll just have to take my word for it.

Leg End Reject · 15-10-2019 12:59AM

Guy Person wrote: »

I'm you tomorrow. Let's see if I still scare off women when I am one.

Just remember to wear my knickers, you don't want to appear vulgar.

15-10-2019 01:21AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

The title of your sex tape?

I will thank "nonce words like 'woke'" although it's contrary to my alter ego(s), because those who don't expound on their toilet habits are killjoys.

And if I TYRANICALLY get pulled up on imbecilic prattle, I can pretend I was having a drooling giggle therefore disqualifying me from all criticism.

JohnnyFlash · 15-10-2019 02:10AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I will thank "nonce words like 'woke'" although it's contrary to my alter ego(s), because those who don't expound on their toilet habits are killjoys.

And if I TYRANICALLY get pulled up on imbecilic prattle, I can pretend I was having a drooling giggle therefore disqualifying me from all criticism.

You need to chill, Bertie. Like seriously. All joking aside. This place seems to make you very stressed and unhappy. It’s a silly little message board for God’s sake.

Calhoun · 15-10-2019 02:56AM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Honestly, the people who thanked this post, shame on you all.

If this Forum has lacked anything in recent years, it was originality and humour. Some of us are fed-up with staid, middle-aged anxiety towards how the world is changing.

Sometimes it's a relief to log-on and catch a glimpse of the boards of the mid-00's, when everyone wasn't obsessed with nonce words like "woke" and "cuck", nor wound up in a ball of "economic anxiety".

Frankly, some of the people involved in thanking the above post are some of the least-craic on this website. We should be glad, in an age of Twitter and Instagram, that anyone is still making an effort on this website - and enjoy it. Don't be so bloody miserable all the time, hmm?

Its a two way street and you will find others are sick of the self-righteous virtue signalers who only want a soap box to make themselves feel good while they talk down to the little man/woman.

If people just accept that there are other opinions out there and be glad to have your opinion challenged rather than have an echo chamber like twitter ect it be a better place.

15-10-2019 07:04AM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You need to chill, Bertie. Like seriously. All joking aside. This place seems to make you very stressed and unhappy. It’s a silly little message board for God’s sake.

You need to rein in the puppet show. How the other clown (I was being satirical hurr hurr) became moderator beggars belief.

JohnnyFlash · 15-10-2019 07:34AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You need to rein in the puppet show. How the other clown (I was being satirical hurr hurr) became moderator beggars belief.

Saying I have 4, 5, 6 accounts doesn’t make it true, dude.

I have two accounts - JohnnyFlash, that lovable rogue, and end of the road, my elaborate troll account.

Bigbagofcans · 15-10-2019 10:13AM

Guy Person wrote: »

Ah to be honest Tyrant when I posted that message under my Omackeral account I was still locked from posting as Bigbagofcans earlier that day so wasn’t in my right mind.

Guy, how dare you bring my name into this mess.
As penance, you owe me a new bag of cans.

Woke Hogan · 15-10-2019 10:36AM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You need to chill, Bertie. Like seriously. All joking aside. This place seems to make you very stressed and unhappy. It’s a silly little message board for God’s sake.

Tired and emotional, perhaps.

Hector Savage · 15-10-2019 10:40AM

So is Permabear II the original Permabear or not ?

15-10-2019 11:02AM

Hector Savage wrote: »

So is Permabear II the original Permabear or not ?

Don't know but its about as good a sequel as Jaws - The Revenge. Boring shïte.

Deebles McBeebles · 15-10-2019 11:25AM

Well, this is fun.

EmmetSpiceland · 15-10-2019 11:31AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

warped control freaks who believe they can dictate what is amusing.

Is that not what you’re doing on an, almost, daily basis? When you’re not “scrambling” to get the first post in every new thread, that is.

Just wondering if you’ve ever read the After Hours “rules” thread?

“What is After Hours?
After hours is the place to come on boards where general discussion can be light-hearted. The aim here is to have a bit of a laugh and not to piss anybody off while doing so.

This forum has been variously described as a refuge for idiots, the dregs of boards.ie, the best forum on boards and the only forum on boards. As such you may find After Hours quite different to any other boards.ie forums. What's OK here may not fly elsewhere on boards.”

This is a “light-hearted” forum, or, at least, it’s supposed to be. You don’t come across as a very light-hearted person at all, B, and I would doubt, very much, that you’re having much of a “laugh” in this forum.

Unless you find making, baseless, accusations and acting as a some sort of, self-appointed and unofficial, Quality Controller funny. Condemning any thread you’ve no interest in with some sort of snide “tut-tutting” post as early on as you can get it.

Slideways · 15-10-2019 12:05PM

Hit the nail on the head there I reckon

15-10-2019 12:05PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Now you're referring to yourself in the third person, the personality crisis worsens.

Not quite as deranged as Tom Tit from the radio forum wanting to smear himself with faeces.

As previously stated, the likes of Mikom are needed more than ever - to shred the idiocy of these warped control freaks who believe they can dictate what is amusing.

Nobody's dictating anything to you, we all have different senses of humour. I find your gnarly posts in this thread fairly humorous tbh.

Jonybgud · 15-10-2019 12:14PM

Will someone open the windows for a bit please, there's an acrid bang of Control Tantrum in here.

Who threw all the toys out into the hall?

I'm going to have to slap some arses....

andekwarhola · 15-10-2019 12:21PM

I'm confused yet amused. AH is clearly on the up.

15-10-2019 12:26PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Nobody's dictating anything to you, we all have different senses of humour. I find your gnarly posts in this thread fairly humorous tbh.

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

JohnnyFlash · 15-10-2019 12:28PM

Jonybgud wrote: »

I'm going to have to slap some arses....

I’d say Emmet would be first in line with his chinos around his ankles.

15-10-2019 12:30PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A little too caustic for my own good, you deserve better. I'm long overdue a breather from boards. Bigger issues outside starting to seep into most recent posts. Return with a more tranquil stance, and embrace the irreverent ethos of AH. Peace out.

Would you like a hug? I feel like you need to be gathered up in a Persepoly Big Hug. I also make a great cup of tea. Barry's leaves in an old style pot. Bit of maderia cake too.

What boardsies would you bring back?

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