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What school rules did you break?

  • 09-10-2019 08:45PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm out of school nearly ten years now, off the top off my head tough,
    Uniform issues.(Principal had a thing for ties and black shoes)
    Not doing homework.
    Mobile phone use.
    Smoking.
    Drinking on trips. tours.(However the teacher did bring us to a pub on a tour)
    We also had spare keys off the school floating about.
    Talking, being disruptive, etc.
    Generally being a prick.
    Cheating in stupid text and exams.
    I normally got away with most of it.

    What school rules did you break?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Such a rebel


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    We surrounded the principal and threw food at him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    We surrounded the principal and threw food at him.

    Nuts?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    It's almost 60 years ago, so a distant blur now but smoking was certainly one thing. I never saw a rule against it but borrowing a bottle of trichloromethane (chloroform) and knocking a few guys out for a while was probably frowned upon at least .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Reputable Rog


    What an exciting thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    Stoned as fcuk in science glass, my mind making all these wonderful connections with the tubes and glass containers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,883 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    Not me, but my brother and his mates took the wheels off their tutors car and left it on bricks.

    Was done as a prank, they hung around to watch his reaction and then they put them back on.

    The tutor saw the funny side of it apparently, but the principal was not impressed when she found out and they got suspended for a few days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I divided by 0, even though we were told not to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    I used to bring my dog with me to school now and again. He'd bark outside and I'd be asked to bring the dog home. It was a half hour at most to do the job but I'd be gone from school for an hour or an hour and a half. Great days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Apparently regularly trying to throw a bench at Monica or trying to defenestrate Rosie wasn't technically against the rules but considered "bad form" regardless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Took the day off school even though I wasn’t sick and borrowed my friend’s father’s 1961 Massey Ferguson. 3 of us then headed into Galway City on it to explore the sites - the diving board, Terryland Shopping Centre, Supermacs on Eyre Square.

    Meanwhile the príomhoide in my school was convinced I wasn’t sick at all and was only mitching from school. So he started sneaking around my house but was accidentally knocked out by my bitch of a sister who also doubted I was sick.

    Ended up crashing the Massey Ferguson just outside Barna, and barely made it home in time before my parents.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,694 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    I was accused of using bad language in class once when I never swore.

    I went to school here in 2004 - 2006, and my English teacher just didn't understand me once. I'm Scottish, and I tend to have this tone that can be perceived as "aggressive" to non-Scots and I could just be having a normal, casual chat with a friend. I said the word "baltic" in a sentence and he told me to watch my language.

    He clearly didn't know what it was that I said but he gave me a warning nonetheless.

    Another rule that I "broke" was so minuscule and petty, even in retrospect it was downright stupid, but anyway:

    I was exempt from Irish class, so I would often go to the library to study or do homework on my own for an hour, and I would listen to music while I did it. This was something I did the whole 3 years I attended school here and this was the only instance in which a teacher had a real issue with...

    A teacher, who was walking along the corridors, who was no teacher of mine for any subject - wasn't a head, deputy head - she was actually a substitute teacher, a jack-of-all/master-of-none.. she stopped in her tracks, turned 180 degrees and actually made the effort to trek all the way down the corridor again to come in to the library, come all the way up to the desk I was sitting at, and in front of the librarian who was absolutely lovely, made an idiot out of me and shouted "give it to me! now!" I said "what?" and she accused me of being a smart arse and told me to hand over my earphones. I took out my earphones and then she saw my phone in my bag, turned off, and told me to hand over my phone. The ironic thing here was that there was actually two music players hanging on the wall in the library, with headphones attached, that a student could use at any time if they wanted to, yet I was out of line because I was using my own.

    I didn't get my phone or my earphones back until the following Monday..

    I'm no angel. I did break one rule deliberately because everyone else did it - - even the "top students" who would do no wrong, done it.

    Does anyone, from the South East, remember the "Beat 102-103 Fugitive" where any listener could partake once a week in a random SE town and do some sort of scavenger hunt with clues to find an individual in random specific locations - the winner would win a prize on air.

    Well they did the final one in Waterford City, and it happened to be on a school afternoon. The whole school ducked off to go into town to partake in it.

    And we all got torn asunder when we got back.

    It was the best day ever.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I wouldn't wear a tie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,763 ✭✭✭G1032


    I'm out of school nearly ten years now, off the top off my head tough,
    Uniform issues.(Principal had a thing for ties and black shoes)
    Not doing homework.
    Mobile phone use.
    Smoking.
    Drinking on trips. tours.(However the teacher did bring us to a pub on a tour)
    We also had spare keys off the school floating about.
    Talking, being disruptive, etc.
    Generally being a prick.
    Cheating in stupid text and exams.
    I normally got away with most of it.

    What school rules did you break?

    Off the top of my head though
    Keys of the school floating about

    Perhaps you could have paid more attention in English class.......


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,393 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    G1032 wrote: »
    Off the top of my head though
    Keys of the school floating about

    Perhaps you could have paid more attention in English class.......

    It's an online forum not a university thesis.

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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    G1032 wrote: »
    Off the top of my head though
    Keys of the school floating about

    Perhaps you could have paid more attention in English class.......

    Gold star for you :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,062 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Friend managed to get his hands on hash and we got tobacco, but couldn't get any skins anywhere so couldn't smoke it. Ended up crushing it up and eating it in the middle of a bounty bar on our lunch break so we'd be stoned for the afternoon classes. However, we never anticipated how long it could take to kick in when ingested. Nothing happened in school but that evening, probably 15 minutes before I had dinner with the family, I realised I was completely off my tits.


  • Posts: 13,839 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Setting the fire alarm off on day 4 of continuous days of the fire alarm being set off.

    Headmistress had had enough at this stage so we all had to stay outside at the fire assembly point and stand with whomever we were with when the alarm went off. All fine, got into our groups and when asked where we were, all said our usual spot. All groups asked are you sure you wasn’t in the area where the alarm was.

    Then it started pissing and some stupid b1tch didn’t want to get her hair wet and grassed us up for being in that area. Suspended for 3 days.

    But someone did set the alarm off again the next day. Dunno who and they were never caught.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats




  • Posts: 19,205 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    rode the arse off the hot teacher*















    * in my dreams


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    glasso wrote: »
    rode the arse off the hot teacher*















    * in my dreams

    What was his name?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    What was his name?

    Dee Snider


  • Posts: 19,205 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What was his name?

    What was your ma's name?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    glasso wrote: »
    What was your ma's name?
    Mrs. Flash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Mrs. Flash.

    Assumpta Flash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Assumpta Flash.

    Safe to assume?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,363 ✭✭✭I see sheep


    I busted out of class had to get away from those fools

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Setting the fire alarm off on day 4 of continuous days of the fire alarm being set off.

    Headmistress had had enough at this stage so we all had to stay outside at the fire assembly point and stand with whomever we were with when the alarm went off. All fine, got into our groups and when asked where we were, all said our usual spot. All groups asked are you sure you wasn’t in the area where the alarm was.

    Then it started pissing and some stupid b1tch didn’t want to get her hair wet and grassed us up for being in that area. Suspended for 3 days.

    But someone did set the alarm off again the next day. Dunno who and they were never caught.
    It's good that you let it go and haven't held a grudge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    I busted out of class had to get away from those fools

    Left a hole in the masonry the shape of me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    G1032 wrote: »
    Off the top of my head though
    Keys of the school floating about

    Perhaps you could have paid more attention in English class.......

    me-fail-english-thats-unpossible-19284198.png


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