'Are you afraid of a real woman?'

Wayne Jarvis · 08-10-2019 03:30PM

Feisar wrote: »

Dude!

While I would say to much is never enough, you could stick two suck calves on her and still have a drop for the house!

Feisar wrote: »

Well what I mean is ya wouldn't have to go to the hape of spuds for a child's breakfast.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts · 08-10-2019 03:39PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Oh no, I know, I'm just playing with words.

Guy Person wrote: »

I know I was only messing! As Candie said, her poor back can probably barely take what is there already!

Remember the bit in Mad Men when the Japanese potential clients are indiscreetly discussing her boob size in Japanese right in front of her?

Wayne Jarvis · 08-10-2019 03:43PM

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

Remember the bit in Mad Men when the Japanese potential clients are indiscreetly discussing her boob size in Japanese right in front of her?

Haha! Yes I do!

Force Carrier · 08-10-2019 04:08PM

This year's budget has done nothing for real women.

Leg End Reject · 08-10-2019 04:10PM

Force Carrier wrote: »

This year's budget has done nothing for real women.

The extra taxes might help us tighten our belts.

Force Carrier · 08-10-2019 04:11PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The extra taxes might help us tighten our belts.

It's just a pity. There was a real appetite for change.

Leg End Reject · 08-10-2019 04:17PM

Force Carrier wrote: »

It's just a pity. There was a real appetite for change.

Alas, it was the same appetite that caused the need for belt tightening ...

Force Carrier · 08-10-2019 04:20PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Alas, it was the same appetite that caused the need for belt tightening ...

I meant positive change not aggregate expenditure curve increasing.

Andrew00 · 08-10-2019 04:57PM

Real girls gone bad dot com

OneArt · 08-10-2019 07:16PM

I like my women like I like all my people, made of cardboard and not inside my house.

robindch · 08-10-2019 07:24PM

Biodegradable wrote: »

Jimmy Carr had a good comeback for this one in his stand up show in Edinburgh.

Wasn't it "If I wanted my comeback, I'd have wiped it off yore ma's chin."?

Earthhorse · 08-10-2019 07:51PM

Guy Person wrote: »

Haha! Yes I do!

Was this plot point ever resolved?

Hoboo · 08-10-2019 07:54PM

Bobblehats wrote: »

After witnessing those skinny rakes doing the athletics at the weekend even Victoria beckham looked fat this morning. Limbs like sticks that can go on for literally miles they fall just short of only needing to step over the high jump bar

Nothing worse than fit shaming

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts · 08-10-2019 11:02PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Was this plot point ever resolved?

Yeah,

at the end of the episode, Pete says that SCDP didn’t get the business but that the Japanese were impressed. And CGC didn’t get the business either.

Oh wait, how Joan stays upright? Sadly, no.

ILoveYourVibes · 08-10-2019 11:12PM

Not if she is nice to me

I don't mean she has to suck up. But if she has a kind soul

milehip · 08-10-2019 11:31PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

Thing that never happened, part 7 million.

That and the 'biscuit game'

ToddyDoody · 08-10-2019 11:53PM

If you said you were would that be some admission of failure?

everlast75 · 09-10-2019 10:22AM

14dMoney wrote: »

Why would someone be afraid of a fat girl? In fact, everybody should try Fat-Girl Rodeo!

How to Play Fat-Girl Rodeo:
1. Your friends pick out a fat girl.
2. The player then approaches this girl and asks for a hug.
3. Once hug has been initiated, the player must then whisper in the ear of the girl "you're a big fat pig" and then hold on to the hug for as long as you can.
4. The remaining players must drink continuously whilst the fat girl attempts to shake off the hug.

What the **** is wrong with you?

Edgware · 09-10-2019 10:34AM

robindch wrote: »

Wasn't it "If I wanted my comeback, I'd have wiped it off yore ma's chin."?

Like Jason Manford when he started off. Some gent shouted at him in one of the clubs "Where's your pubic hair?" Manford answered " Stuck in your sisters teeth".
He couldnt do anything wrong after that

Thelonious Monk · 09-10-2019 11:07AM

Edgware wrote: »

Like Jason Manford when he started off. Some gent shouted at him in one of the clubs "Where's your pubic hair?" Manford answered " Stuck in your sisters teeth".
He couldnt do anything wrong after that

That guy is so unfunny. And why would someone shout that at him? Is this one of his own anecdotes?

Ficheall · 09-10-2019 11:24AM

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Why are only overweight women "real women"? What's wrong with average/skinny/underweight women. Women are women are women, no?

You can't just go around assuming people's gender like that, Kathleen..

Edgware · 09-10-2019 01:23PM

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

That guy is so unfunny. And why would someone shout that at him? Is this one of his own anecdotes?

Because he was a young lad starting off in the workingmens clubs. We all cant have a sense of humour like you, thank God

buckwheat · 09-10-2019 03:32PM

14dMoney wrote: »

Why would someone be afraid of a fat girl? In fact, everybody should try Fat-Girl Rodeo!

How to Play Fat-Girl Rodeo:
1. Your friends pick out a fat girl.
2. The player then approaches this girl and asks for a hug.
3. Once hug has been initiated, the player must then whisper in the ear of the girl "you're a big fat pig" and then hold on to the hug for as long as you can.
4. The remaining players must drink continuously whilst the fat girl attempts to shake off the hug.

That's not how to play. You call her sisters name when you're shagging her from behind and see how long you can hang on.

up for anything · 09-10-2019 03:42PM

Yet another AH thread slagging off women. Have you all swallowed the red pill? :rolleyes:

gormdubhgorm · 14-10-2019 11:39AM

I would terrified of these women.

,
They do not seem real to me as thier whole mindset does not seem to be rooted in reality.

But I like this woman.

A nice intelligent and caring woman.
A real woman who not only looks after herself but cares about women (or men) who are not smart/mentally strong enough to do the same.

https://www.foundmyfitness.com/about-dr-rhonda-patrick

weldoninhio · 14-10-2019 11:53AM

Maybe real women are big-boned??

If so, there's some amount of women with giant belly bones and arse bones!!!

That singer Lizzo seems to think she is a "real woman". Some of the pics she puts up are sick.

14-10-2019 12:23PM

weldoninhio wrote: »

Maybe real women are big-boned??

If so, there's some amount of women with giant belly bones and arse bones!!!

That singer Lizzo seems to think she is a "real woman". Some of the pics she puts up are sick.

post a picture of yourself there, stud ?

weldoninhio · 14-10-2019 12:32PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

post a picture of yourself there, stud ?

I'm not makig any claims about being a BBW (BFF would work better Big Fat Fatty) or a "real" person.

Wibbs · 14-10-2019 12:55PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

post a picture of yourself there, stud ?

I'm thin and still the same weight and clothes measurements I was at 18, can I play?

Actually I wouldn't. What size someone is is no particular interest or business of mine. With a friend who expressed concern about getting fat(or starting to go obviously underweight) I'd help where I could, but otherwise; meh. I certainly don't get the whole point at fat women thing. If you don't find fat women attractive, big deal, then don't ask out fat women. Simples. It's not as if they're launching themselves at you and you've no choice in the matter. Plus I've found down the years that quite a percentage of men prefer women bigger than the current ideal, from chunkier to very big. I'd even say it's a majority of men that would go for a size 14 over a size 8.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 14-10-2019 12:58PM

weldoninhio wrote: »

Maybe real women are big-boned??

If so, there's some amount of women with giant belly bones and arse bones!!!

That singer Lizzo seems to think she is a "real woman". Some of the pics she puts up are sick.

I just got a DNA test turns out I'm a hundred percent that singer :pac:

I'm off on a little Lizzo binge now wahey!

Her handle on her social media is lizzobeeating, not really relevant to anything I just wanted everyone to know that...

'Are you afraid of a real woman?'

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