What Women flush down the Toilet

its not just women obviously!


but i do much dislike walking on a beach only to spy a wild tampon stretching its wings on the sand.

LirW wrote: »

I don't wanna be that person but I'm going to anyway: Bidet is life!
It's nice knowing I'm probably the person with the cleanest arse in the room.

Exactly. I'd love one. Always use one when abroad. Come out of the jax with a smile on my face.
Put it like this, if you ate a big sticky chocolate cake, and you had chocolate all over you lips and cheeks, would you wash it off or wipe it off?

LirW wrote: »

I don't wanna be that person but I'm going to anyway: Bidet is life!
It's nice knowing I'm probably the person with the cleanest arse in the room.

Sounds good, L. But I’ve always been a little “concerned” about bidets.

I’ve no issue with the “cleaning” part but what do you do after the fact? I mean, you’re fairly soaked so is there a communal “arse towel” on a little hook like you would a hand towel?

I’ve heard people say they use toilet paper but, to me, that sounds a little “counter intuitive” as you’d need another “spritz” to get rid of all the little bits of paper. It’s a bit of a minefield, to be honest.

I’ll await your response before I lean over the side of the bath and use the shower hose as a “poor man’s bidet”.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sounds good, L. But I’ve always been a little “concerned” about bidets.

I’ve no issue with the “cleaning” part but what do you do after the fact? I mean, you’re fairly soaked so is there a communal “arse towel” on a little hook like you would a hand towel?

I’ve heard people say they use toilet paper but, to me, that sounds a little “counter intuitive” as you’d need another “spritz” to get rid of all the little bits of paper. It’s a bit of a minefield, to be honest.

I’ll await your response before I lean over the side of the bath and use the shower hose as a “poor man’s bidet”.

I agree, it just looks like a mess tbh. Another poster talked about washing your face if youd eaten chocolate cake rather than wiping and that makes sense but honestly again Id avoid it because youve water dripping down your arms and making your sleevs wet . A wet wipe seems like a good compromise between the two

wakka12 wrote: »

I agree, it just looks like a mess tbh. Another poster talked about washing your face if youd eaten chocolate cake rather than wiping and that makes sense but honestly again Id avoid it because youve water dripping down your arms and making your sleevs wet . A wet wipe seems like a good compromise between the two

Wet wipes are extremely bad for, not only, the environment but also the pipes.

Even the “flushable” brands are bad.

Do women poop too?

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

A fellow I work with has a neighbour who's too mean to get his rubbish collected so flushes everything he can't burn down the jacks.The council are called a few times a month to unblock the estate sewer lines.
The hungry bastard even flushes chicken carcasses down.Everyone in his estate knows it's him but how do you prove it?
Fcukin incredible.

You can check the DNA of his poop

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sounds good, L. But I’ve always been a little “concerned” about bidets.

I’ve no issue with the “cleaning” part but what do you do after the fact? I mean, you’re fairly soaked so is there a communal “arse towel” on a little hook like you would a hand towel?

I’ve heard people say they use toilet paper but, to me, that sounds a little “counter intuitive” as you’d need another “spritz” to get rid of all the little bits of paper. It’s a bit of a minefield, to be honest.

I’ll await your response before I lean over the side of the bath and use the shower hose as a “poor man’s bidet”.

So what I do when I'm using a proper bidet is that I take some toilet paper and pat it dry, works pretty well and without fuzzy bits everywhere given you use decent enough paper that doesn't rip when you look at it. Others use towels, in some households everyone has their own and it's going on the wash at the end of the day.
My mother lives on the canaries away from tourist destinations and people are urged to not flush paper, it's norm for locals to bin it. So a bidet makes sense because you can wash yourself, you're cleaner and you don't need a lot of paper.

Another option is a bidet attachment, they're quite cheap and like a little showerhead right at your toilet. They work with water pressure though, so if your water pressure isn't great they might not work properly in the upstairs toilet.

punisher5112 wrote: »

I had to unblock the in-laws sewer many many times and found the mother in-law was flushing plastic bags, sweet rappers, kitchen towel etc....

I presume a sweet rapper is someone who sings rhyming songs about how much they love their nana and the like.

I use dock leaves , dunno if they block the toilet and sewers though.

El_Duderino 09 wrote: »

I presume a sweet rapper is someone who sings rhyming songs about how much they love their nana and the like.

Yes rappers, sick of the lot of them... Music is gone to sh1te...