Do you look like any Celebrity?

Wayne Jarvis · 14-09-2019 11:46PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I figured it out. It's a bit "Human Centipede" but I have the legs of David Beckham, the ass of Kim Kardashian, Marilyn Monroe's waist and Michael Fassbender's head. Pretty hot.

I'm so hard right now

14-09-2019 11:47PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I'm guessing you've neither seen The Human Centipede, not read Frankenstein...

I haven't but from the pics on Google Human Centipede looks like a line of people on all fours with their heads stuck in each others ass.

Wayne Jarvis · 14-09-2019 11:48PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I haven't but from the pics on Google Human Centipede looks like a line of people on all fours with their heads stuck in each others ass.

I'm even harder now.

14-09-2019 11:49PM

Guy Person wrote: »

I'm even harder now.

..............with tongue

Autosport · 14-09-2019 11:51PM

Guy Person wrote: »

I'm even harder now.

As am I

14-09-2019 11:52PM

Autosport wrote: »

As am I

Deebles McBeebles · 14-09-2019 11:52PM

Can't move for all the erections in here. What have you done, Perse?

Legend_DIT · 14-09-2019 11:52PM

I don’t think so for either but I’ve heard I look like both Daniel Radcliffe and Jason Manford.

Wayne Jarvis · 14-09-2019 11:53PM

Deleted User wrote: »

..............with tongue

I'm so satisfied right now

14-09-2019 11:54PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Can't move for all the erections in here. What have you done, Perse?

It was my reference to The Human Centipede that pushed them over the edge Deebles. Sure you know what they are like.

Danzy · 14-09-2019 11:56PM

Giuliana Famous Stock wrote: »

Used to get told I looked like Liz Hurley quite a bit back in the 90's.

Alas time has moved on and while I was never as slim as her back then, I'm definitely not now.

I do think she has aged very well and is probably more beautiful now.

Regardless, I'm still making moves on you.

Deebles McBeebles · 14-09-2019 11:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

It was my reference to The Human Centipede that pushed them over the edge Deebles. Sure you know what they are like.

Oh stop. If you had feet in the shape of Hobnobs, we'd be in real trouble.

14-09-2019 11:57PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Oh stop. If you had feet in the shape of Hobnobs, we'd be in real trouble.

What about a pair of jaffa cakes? They do?

Autosport · 14-09-2019 11:57PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What about a pair of jaffa cakes? They do?

Don't ruin my illusion of you :P

Hmmm David beckham legs

Deebles McBeebles · 14-09-2019 11:58PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What about a pair of jaffa cakes? They do?

You know bloody well they won't! :mad:

Wayne Jarvis · 15-09-2019 12:04AM

Deleted User wrote: »

What about a pair of jaffa cakes? They do?

Oh my god Persepoly! Marry me please!

15-09-2019 12:07AM

Guy Person wrote: »

Oh my god Persepoly! Marry me please!

You would soon grow tired of jaffa cakes Guy and would want to be off sampling digestives and rich teas.

Autosport · 15-09-2019 12:08AM

Guy Person wrote: »

Oh my god Persepoly! Marry me please!

Join the queue :mad:

The cheek of some people :P

LirW · 15-09-2019 12:10AM

Drew Barrymore. I'm not joking if you'd put some of her teenage photos in a photo album with my own you couldn't tell the difference.
If I'd let my hair grow out there would still be quite some similarly, not as extreme though.

Autosport · 15-09-2019 12:12AM

I'm a mix of Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling and Bryan Adams with red hair

Oh and I'm female

Deebles McBeebles · 15-09-2019 12:15AM

Autosport wrote: »

I'm a mix of Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling and Bryan Adams with red hair

Oh and I'm female

Hold me back!

cj maxx · 15-09-2019 12:38AM

Autosport wrote: »

I'm a mix of Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling and Bryan Adams with red hair

Oh and I'm female

I've only realised, but nearly all of my 'girlfriends' have been red heads . And now all the girls I see and go hmmm have long red hair.
So count me in , but not after those reprobates ( Deebles )

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts · 15-09-2019 04:47AM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Someone won the gene lottery. Username checks out.

Does anyone else remember that Facebook craze years back where you put the celebrity you supposedly looked like as your profile picture? So. Many. Wishful. Thinking. Profile. Pictures. It was very cringeworthy. The jokey ones were grand though.

Deebles McBeebles · 15-09-2019 12:02PM

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

Does anyone else remember that Facebook craze years back where you put the celebrity you supposedly looked like as your profile picture? So. Many. Wishful. Thinking. Profile. Pictures. It was very cringeworthy. The jokey ones were grand though.

Amazing the amount of Irish people who were 95% Angelina Jolie/Margot Robbie/Brad Pitt/George Clooney