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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #3632
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Realistically who gives a flying ****. Biscuits are just not that interesting. The crisp tournement had passion as there was something at stake.

    Agree on the superiority of Crisps Paddy. Tell me, any interest in a Mikado or Kimberley though? You strike me as a man that would enjoy one or two of these Irish classics manufactured by the company trading under "Jacobs".


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    #3633
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    I have to go out , I like to go cruising on Thursday evening, can I allocate a proxy or can I vote now?

    Hope you get your hole, man. Give 'em hell!


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    #3634
    Pintman Paddy Losty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭Pintman Paddy Losty


    Greyfox wrote: »
    Nonsense, biscuits are more interesting than your life
    Give me a cup of tea with jaffa cakes over any crisps

    Yes. The image of a fat boring ****er like you with you wool socked feet up on a rest dunking a jaffa CAKE in to a cup of tea as you watch the Ray D'Arcy show on Saturday night is the epitome of interesting. Drab cuunt.

    All while I'm out scrunching up meanies and snorting fat lines pickled onion goodness off a phat Venezuelan bird's arse.


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    #3635
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    The rules seem very tight around here....but in case it doesn't count and if you're going to vote for Jaffa Cakes, risk it :P:D

    How tight exactly ?


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    #3636
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    6PM IT GOES DOWN


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    #3637
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Yes. The image of a fat boring ****er like you with you wool socked feet up on a rest dunking a jaffa CAKE in to a cup of tea as you watch the Ray D'Arcy show on Saturday night is the epitome of interesting. Drab cuunt.

    All while I'm out scrunching up meanies and snorting fat lines pickled onion goodness off a phat Venezuelan bird's arse.

    Ah fcuk off Losty you fat piece of sh1te.

    Waddling in here to tell us how boring we are, you're only fooling yourself telling us that you don't care.

    Put down the crisps and do some fcuking work for once in your miserable life.


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    #3638
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Hope you get your hole, man. Give 'em hell!

    No fear of you getting it anyway, dweebs.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #3639
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Necro wrote: »
    That was me you cum-infested spunk nugget.

    And I hung it up, I have more respect for the imaginary position than to desecrate the badge by throwing it on the floor.

    Pretzill is the new deputy here I'm just one of the common riff-raff now

    Oh I f*ckin knew it was you. A man who has experience in desecrating badges, no doubt.

    Pretzill has also shown disrespect for this thing we just made up a while ago and has been punished. IAMMORON is on his way to visit Pretzill right now.


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    #3640
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Omackeral wrote: »
    6PM IT GOES DOWN
    A bit harsh referring to Leg End Reject as it?


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    #3641
    Pintman Paddy Losty
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭Pintman Paddy Losty


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Agree on the superiority of Crisps Paddy. Tell me, any interest in a Mikado or Kimberley though? You strike me as a man that would enjoy one or two of these Irish classics manufactured by the company trading under "Jacobs".

    Not gonna lie Sally Anne. Not a great biscuit lover, but running my tongue up the centre of a mikado evokes exciting imagery in my mind. Gives me a hard on that you could beat a donkey out of a ditch with.


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    #3642
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Guy Person wrote: »
    A bit harsh referring to Leg End Reject as it?

    I wouldn't go down on you if you were attached to the last dick on earth. I'd sooner hump the crossbar of a rusty bike.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #3643
    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I wouldn't go down on you if you were attached to the dick on earth. I'd sooner hump the crossbar of a rusty bike.
    From the looks of that excuse for a fanny of yours that's all you ever do.


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    #3644
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    60 minutes. Give your reasons. Winner becomes Grand Champion.
    Milk Chocolate Hobnobs

    mcvitie-s-milk-chocolate-hobnobs-262g.jpg

    R1 Milk Choc Hobnob def Cadbury's Animals
    R2 Milk Choc Hobnob def Penguin
    R3 Milk Choc Hobnob def Maryland Cookies
    QF Milk Choc Hobnob def Bourbon Cream
    SF Milk Choc Hobnob def Fox's Classic

    VS

    Jaffa Cakes

    Jaffa-Cakes-926579.jpg

    R1 Jaffa Cakes def Chocoloate Polo
    R2 Jaffa Cakes def Malted Milk
    R3 Jaffa Cakes def Golden Crunch Cream
    QF Jaffa Cakes def Viscount
    SF Jaffa Cakes def Snack Shortcake


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    #3645
    Hippykitten
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭Hippykitten


    Chocolate Hobnobs ... they got me through my college exams


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    #3646
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,675 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    what the fcuk did i catch ?
    i had to take my finger out of your mothers hole to answer you so tell me !!


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    #3647
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Hob nobs, chocolate discs perfect for dunking.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #3648
    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    Jaffa cakes, the sliver of orange jelly and the soft sponge are just too much for hobnobs to compete with


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    #3649
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Chocolate hobnobs get my vote. A proper biscuit for proper people. Full of chocolate and full of crunchiness.


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    #3650
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Toed and froed on this all day but my vote is going for Chocolate Hob Nobs.

    Whatever others say about Jaffa Cakes - this is a biscuit competition and having something with 'Cake' in the title of the winner would be kind of bizarre.

    Like this thread, admittedly.


    Three days ago I'd not have given Hob Nobs a chance but thanks to this crowd of lunatics I bought some and they will be a deserving winner.


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    #3651
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Chocolate Hobnobs, because if they were the only biscuits left in the house I'd eat them, but Jaffa Cakes would be chucked in the bin having gone well past their use by date.


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    #3652
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,991 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    vote Chocolate hobnobs

    Reason biscuit is delicious chocolate is delicious. Dunks well. Unlike the jaffa cake


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    #3653
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,751 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Yes. The image of a fat boring ****er like you with you wool socked feet up on a rest dunking a jaffa CAKE in to a cup of tea as you watch the Ray D'Arcy show on Saturday night is the epitome of interesting. Drab cuunt.

    All while I'm out scrunching up meanies and snorting fat lines pickled onion goodness off a phat Venezuelan bird's arse.
    Your way off, I'm no dunker and it's watching Game of Thrones or Peaky Blinders. At least eat some proper crisps like Pringles or Doritos, meanies are for poor students.


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    #3654
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    The best and only biscuit in the match.

    Hobnob


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    #3655
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Chocolate Hobnobs, actually fulfil the criteria of being a biscuit.


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    #3656
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    I’m getting my vote in early (who knows when Mack could be barred)
    Chocolate Hobnobs ... I stand to collect a tasty bet!!!


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    #3657
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,256 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Chocolate Hob Nobs as they're delicious, chocolatey and nice to dunk on hot chocolate :)


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    #3658
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,751 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Jaffa cakes, because nothing on this planet tastes better


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    #3659
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,675 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    i vote jaffas because theyre amazing


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    #3660
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Autosport wrote: »
    Chocolate Hob Nobs as they're delicious, chocolatey and nice to dunk on hot chocolate :)

    Hot chocolate? Seriously Auto? What are you like 5? :D


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    #3661
    jammiedodgers
    Registered Users Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    Jaffa Cakes to piss off the "it's not a biscuit" brigade


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