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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Monica Lowinski's.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    hot...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,221 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    cucumber sandwhichs which she made in..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    1986 for her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Liquorice


    pet rhinocerous, who enjoyed


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    sampling the female pet rhinocerous'.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    rhinosauserage casserole when they were both...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    little kittens who played in the sun....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    .... meanwhile back in the whitehouse bill's little piano playing monkey was....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    being violated by...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    a hamster named....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,221 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    ..Pugsley who's enormous genitals forced him to..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    grunt in pain as he....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    ..made the monkey sing the decleration of independance while he....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    ate 200 cheese burgers in 1 minute 23 seconds and then he....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    .....felt an uncontrollable urge to go to the toilet in his sequined jump suit, and.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,095 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    as he rushed around looking for somewhere he could relieve himself...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,720 ✭✭✭Praetorian


    ...Osama Bin Laden rang the door bell,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    and got a nasty shock when...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭LURCH


    a large infatable badger...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    came in his face......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    and he drowned with....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    only one last request, that bush would


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    ...be resurrected and elected President...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    .... so osama could annoy him in the after life with.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    large purple turnips....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    so osama began he quest to resurrected bush only there was one problem and that was...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    that he had been cremated and his ashes scattered to unknown parts of the world................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    where not even the US army had invaded!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    and this place was called...


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