Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 03:22PM

Not even sure the best Tayto crisps were in the competition and actually would give Meanies a run for their money

SNAPS

28-08-2019 03:23PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Tayto: The image ingrained in the public eye is that of the everyman crisp. Never mind the fact they are smothered with preservatives, and still taste relatively bland. As an aside, Tayto Park is hokey pokey nonsense.

Meanies for the upset.

I was in Tayto Park recently, Bertie, and thought it was great craic to be honest.

A theme park with one good ride is no such thing.

If that was the case, my house would qualify as one.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 03:25PM

Bacon Fries

Hotcups wrote: »

Not sure if this will work, but this is the perfect crisp on the perfect bread!

fúking Brennans. Nothing but Jackeens on about Brennans, as if no other bread existed. It's literally beyond the pale.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 03:27PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

fúking Brennans. Nothing but Jackeens on about Brennans, as if no other bread existed. It's literally beyond the pale.

i tend to agree but when you get the freshest of the fresh there is nothing that can hold a candle to it

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 03:28PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Towns in Ireland

If that’s the worst town in Ireland we can suspend betting because Tipperary.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 03:28PM

Bacon Fries

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A theme park with one good ride is no such thing.

If that was the case, my house would qualify as one.

You ma isn’t all that great. Cheap, though.

snowgal · 28-08-2019 03:29PM

Getting close now folks!
Im still undecided at the minute but for good reason I think.
I know for some of you casual 'crisp likers' this is abit of fun but Im, well Im actually a Crisp Expert.
2005 'Expert en Chips', my french degree. 1ST CLASS HONOURS
2007/08 Regional champion of crisp tasting- Distinction of Excellence
2010 New O'Donnells crisps appeared on the market and I can begin to feel abit of a change (and not for the better!) was occuring in Crisp economics.
2011 I received my masters in 'the texture of crisps, whats exactly the right balance' or 'la consistenza delle patatine, qual è esattamente il giusto equilibrio' as the Italians translated :rolleyes:
2013 Was headhunted my a MAJOR Crisp Company, MAJOR! But I refused it as the variety (or lack of tbh :confused, I mean they had NO Corn crisp offering wtf!) just put me off
2014 Was diagnosed with OCE (Over Crisp Eating) and KTMAC (Knowing too much about crisps) and I had to take a year out..
2015 Got my life back on track and got back into the business again. My goodness, the changes in the crisp world in 12 months!! Fckin walkers with their new bring me back campaign-- egg and bacon, beans on windmills, lamb and mint..... WTF Were they thinking. My life as I knew it had changed forever....
2016-2018 Spent time going back to my roots, appreciating the 'crisp' in all its glory. Re falling in love with all that is good in our crisp (and yes when I say 'crisp' it covers all the types: traditional, diverse, odd shaped, sex toy related

crunchy, sticky, flat, round, there are no outsiders (except pringles..They have never been officially recognised under the Crisp Int. scheme..)
2019: As if by some magic, fateful, meant to be out of a film moment, I opened my Boards site, and there on the first page, jumping out at me,
'The Ultimate Crisp Tournament' and I knew then, well I just knew....

Ishmael · 28-08-2019 03:29PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Not even sure the best Tayto crisps were in the competition and actually would give Meanies a run for their money

SNAPS

They were in the competition, they went out in the first or second round.

Earthhorse · 28-08-2019 03:33PM

snowgal wrote: »

'The Ultimate Crisp Tournament' and I knew then, well I just knew....

snowgal wrote: »

Im still undecided at the minute...

Clearly you didn't though.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 03:34PM

Ishmael wrote: »

They were in the competition, they went out in the first or second round.

It’s been well established that this “competition” is, deeply, flawed. But it’s all we got.

Vote Meanies.

maudgonner · 28-08-2019 03:37PM

Bacon Fries

Hotcups wrote: »

Not sure if this will work, but this is the perfect crisp on the perfect bread!

Where's the butter? WHERE THE FÚCK IS THE BUTTER?!!!

Hotcups · 28-08-2019 03:39PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Where's the butter? WHERE THE FÚCK IS THE BUTTER?!!!

Here you go!

28-08-2019 03:42PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

It’s been well established that this “competition” is, deeply, flawed. But it’s all we got.

Vote Bacon Fries.

Thank you brother

Boom_Bap · 28-08-2019 03:42PM

dennyire · 28-08-2019 03:42PM

Hotcups wrote: »

Not sure if this will work, but this is the perfect crisp on the perfect bread!

Nearly perfect but better on Brennans Batch

PARlance · 28-08-2019 03:42PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Where's the butter? WHERE THE FÚCK IS THE BUTTER?!!!

Where's the butter!!!
What about the fact that they've somehow managed to make a sandwich without opening the bread or packet of vastly over rated crisps!!!

Like everything tayto, it's staged, nothing is as it seems.
Enough sheeple will go through life without questioning these things though.

Baggly · 28-08-2019 03:44PM

Bacon Fries

PARlance wrote: »

Where's the butter!!!
What about the fact that they've somehow managed to make a sandwich without opening the bread or packet of vastly over rated crisps!!!

Like everything tayto, it's staged, nothing is as it seems.
Enough sheeple will go through life without questioning these things though.

Crisps and bread famously only sold 1 pack each per person, of course.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 03:44PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Thank you brother

Don’t you ****ing misrepresent me again you lying, devious, treacherous little ****!!

Mods, take some action here. This is ridiculous. That prick could quote me and have me saying “all sorts” of vulgar, and wrong, things.

And I am not your ****ing brother!!

Boom_Bap · 28-08-2019 03:46PM

PARlance wrote: »

Where's the butter!!!
What about the fact that they've somehow managed to make a sandwich without opening the bread or packet of vastly over rated crisps!!!

Like everything tayto, it's staged, nothing is as it seems.
Enough sheeple will go through life without questioning these things though.

I hate to break it to you, but ads aren't exactly legit.

The Princess Bride · 28-08-2019 03:47PM

For my dinner, I'm gonna have a Tayto cheese and onion sandwich, with real Kerrygold butter on Stapleton's white bread.
And when I'm finished, I'm gonna have a second one.
All washed down with full sugar rock shandy.

To the shops I go now, before all the crisps get snapped up.

PARlance · 28-08-2019 03:48PM

Baggly wrote: »

Crisps and bread famously only sold 1 pack each per person, of course.

Shouldn't you be on a fence or something.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 03:48PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t you ****ing misrepresent me again you lying, devious, treacherous little ****!!

Mods, take some action here. This is ridiculous. That prick could quote me and have me saying “all sorts” of vulgar, and wrong, things.

And I am not your ****ing brother!!

Jaysus Em, calm the tits will ya.

You actually went and did it, didn't you? Twasn't enough to have €1.25 stuffed down the neck of your trrouser trout, but you also stuck the burger bites up the badge as well. Didn't ya? Didn't ya?

T'would explain the mood. It's not like you man. Is the pressure getting to you?

You can take the money out of your foreskin now

28-08-2019 03:48PM

I'm here you may all begin

Necro · 28-08-2019 03:48PM

Ok now I'm never eating pizza again.

Thanks Boom_Bap :mad:

Baggly · 28-08-2019 03:49PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t you ****ing misrepresent me again you lying, devious, treacherous little ****!!

Mods, take some action here. This is ridiculous. That prick could quote me and have me saying “all sorts” of vulgar, and wrong, things; even that stuff about how much the mods are great that i told him in confidence

And I am not your ****ing brother!!

Ill look into it.

Baggly · 28-08-2019 03:50PM

Bacon Fries

PARlance wrote: »

Shouldn't you be on a fence or something.

There is no fence anymore; there is everyone who doesnt want Meanies to win; and then there are the weirdos.

PARlance · 28-08-2019 03:52PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I hate to break it to you, but ads aren't exactly legit.

An ad masquerading as an authentic amateur photo... sums up the sinister element of tayto really.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 03:53PM

Bacon Fries

A lot of losers and low-IQ individuals populating this thread. Hopefully I will have nothing more to do with 90% of you once Meanies are crowned Ireland's best crisp.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 03:56PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Jaysus Em, calm the tits will ya.

Aren't you a Bacon Fries guy Gerry? :mad: You never get to take the high ground. Never. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. Muppet. Dirty Mud Dwelling Loon.

28-08-2019 03:59PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t you ****ing misrepresent me again you lying, devious, treacherous little ****!!

Mods, take some action here. This is ridiculous. That prick could quote me and have me saying “all sorts” of vulgar, and wrong, things.

And I am not your ****ing brother!!

Getting nervous ? Thinking Meanies won’t go the distance? Come over to the Bacon Fries side- you know you want to.

Do it

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