Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Pintman Paddy Losty · 28-08-2019 02:24PM

Necro wrote: »

Look, if Meanies get past Tayto somehow don't feel disheartened Tayto voters.

Come to the side of the crispy bacony snack that's perfect with a tipple. Don't let pickled onion reign supreme over bacon-flavoured goodness.

Shut the f*ck up about bacon fries you pillock. Save it for the final. Focus on beating tayto now. If tayto get through you can forget about bacon fries. They haven't a chance.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 02:24PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Am I just crazy confidence, or is it basically indisputable that Meanies are going to "hit it out of the park" and do to Bacon Fries what the English Rugby team did to our lads last week? I'm absolutely fearless.

Need to get by Tayto first

28-08-2019 02:24PM

Tayto: The image ingrained in the public eye is that of the everyman crisp. Never mind the fact they are smothered with preservatives, and still taste relatively bland. As an aside, Tayto Park is hokey pokey nonsense.

Meanies for the upset.

PARlance · 28-08-2019 02:25PM

Any truth in the rumour that Mr. Tayto had his computer seized?

Necro · 28-08-2019 02:25PM

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Shut the f*ck up about bacon fries you pillock. Save it for the final. Focus on beating tayto now. If tayto get through you can forget about bacon fries. They haven't a chance.

Meh, pickled onion is gank.

Then again cheese and onion isn't much better.

So I'm undecided at the moment.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 02:27PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Am I just crazy confident, or is it basically indisputable that Meanies are going to "hit it out of the park" and do to Bacon Fries what the English Rugby team did to our lads last week? I'm absolutely fearless.

Don’t underestimate the Tayto vote here. And the other idiot vote.

There’s also some complete ****nuts who think Bacon Fries have a chance against Tayto in the final.

Complete ****ing eejits.

Pintman Paddy Losty · 28-08-2019 02:28PM

Necro wrote: »

Meh, pickled onion is gank.

Then again cheese and onion isn't much better.

So I'm undecided at the moment.

Just vote meanies. Only hope bacon fries have is against another corn snack. Tayto would annihilate them.

28-08-2019 02:30PM

PARlance wrote: »

Any truth in the rumour that Mr. Tayto had his computer seized?

Dunno, but a few people in here ought to have theirs.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 02:38PM

PARlance wrote: »

Any truth in the rumour that Mr. Tayto had his computer seized?

Full of dirty pictures of baby potatoes, allegedly.

VOTE NO ON TAYTO

Earthhorse · 28-08-2019 02:45PM

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

Voting against Tayto now can only be seen as treacherous treachery and treason.

The three Ts of career progression.

JohnnyFlash · 28-08-2019 02:52PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Tayto: The image ingrained in the public eye is that of the everyman crisp. Never mind the fact they are smothered with preservatives, and still taste relatively bland. As an aside, Tayto Park is hokey pokey nonsense.

Meanies for the upset.

I was in Tayto Park recently, Bertie, and thought it was great craic to be honest.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 02:58PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I was in Tayto Park recently, Bertie, and thought it was great craic to be honest.

Thought it was a shame they didn’t get “permission” for that new rollercoaster.

28-08-2019 03:01PM

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Vote Bacon Fries!!!

[.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I too am a Bacon Fries voter and proud of it.

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Bacon Fries voter here, just sayin.

Ah lads, I’m so proud of you all. Bless.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 03:01PM

Bacon Fries

Lads, I thin kwe need to be doing a bit of succession planning.

What are we gonna do after the competition is over?

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 03:01PM

Bacon Fries

What time is the next vote starting

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 03:03PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Lads, I thin kwe need to be doing a bit of succession planning.

What are we gonna do after the competition is over?

I'm thinking I might buy a sword just in case I need to fall on it if Tayto wins.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 03:03PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Lads, I thin kwe need to be doing a bit of succession planning.

What are we gonna do after the competition is over?

Towns in Ireland

tayto lover · 28-08-2019 03:04PM

Bacon Fries

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

What time is the next vote starting

I second this.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 03:04PM

Bacon Fries

MEANIES VOTE #1

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 03:04PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Lads, I thin kwe need to be doing a bit of succession planning.

What are we gonna do after the competition is over?

Beers, stouts, lagers etc.

Followed by sweets. Candied, boiled, jellied, sugared etc

Then we can move on to something else.

28-08-2019 03:04PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Towns in Ireland

Start with villages- that should see us through to 2020:D

tom1ie · 28-08-2019 03:07PM

****ing hell did ya her about that fire at Tayto Park?

Everything burnt to a crisp!!!

dinorebel · 28-08-2019 03:09PM

tom1ie wrote: »

****ing hell did ya her about that fire at Tayto Park?

Everything burnt to a crisp!!!

Meanie:mad:

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 03:10PM

tom1ie wrote: »

****ing hell did ya her about that fire at Tayto Park?

Everything burnt to a crisp!!!

A "jokester" is it?

Lets see how funny it is in an hours time when brother battles brother to crown a champion. Severed. Legs. Everywhere.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 03:11PM

dinorebel wrote: »

Meanie:mad:

You new in here?

YOUR MEANIE NEEDS YOU! POINTY FINGER MAN

28-08-2019 03:12PM

tom1ie wrote: »

****ing hell did ya her about that fire at Tayto Park?

Everything burnt to a crisp!!!

I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, “Do you want a lift”. “No thanks”, they replied, “We’re Walkers”.

Greyfox · 28-08-2019 03:13PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

What are we gonna do after the competition is over?

Making sure everywhere in Ireland is boycotting Tayto hopefully :pac:

tom1ie · 28-08-2019 03:20PM

I apologise guys I just rang tayto park to check, false alarm.........

Everything’s HUNKY DORY!!

Hotcups · 28-08-2019 03:21PM

Not sure if this will work, but this is the perfect crisp on the perfect bread!

JohnnyFlash · 28-08-2019 03:22PM

Hotcups wrote: »

Not sure if this will work, but this is the perfect crisp on the perfect bread!

Thanks for the update, Mrs Brown.

Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Comments